Some one PLEASE be my gf... im so lonely...

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Okay I'm your gf.What do you want to do first?

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>>36139734
go onto interpals or a dating site and find a woman from one of those countries that loves white people.
If you're not white, than you can eat shit and die alone.

>>36139757
d-do you have any way we could talk?
>>36139773
i am very white

>>36139734
>What do you want to do first?
Umm... Sex!!

>>36139757
leave me alone and don't talk to me ever again

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>If you cannot have the gf
>Become the gf

>>36139757

Hug

Orig

>>36139788
Oh sorry I'm not into white guys. I'm sure some other fembot will make you very happy one day though.

>>36139795
>>36139792
>>36139817
please dont pretend to be me...
>>36139802
thats gay tho

>>36139788
>i am very white
okay anon, get one of the dating sites or interpals and look at Latin American or SE Asian counties where they want a white bf
You need to be light on the sweet talking and heavy on the acting interested in everything about them. Coax them into coming here and marrying you.
We're all gonna make it.

>>36139932
>acting interested in everything about them
what is the point of just pretending to be interested in them?
i want some one who i really am interested in talking to

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>>36139979
you're not just pretending, but if you're like me you have to flex you're autistic ego and put up with some interests that you may not like.
You're not going to find someone who likes all the same shit as you and isn't fucking Chad already.
>I love talking to this filipino girl
>she has interests I don't like at all
>still listen to what she sends me
>say person has a good voice, etc.

>>36139788
do you have a discord? white guys are cute

>>36140088
sorry about the grammar I'm pretty fckn lit

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>>36140088
b-but thats lying...
i dont like to lie
>>36140132
Fallaa#8417

>>36140162
If you actually think you and a woman are going to like all the same things you're dumb. Do you think you won't make it awkward when you tell her you don't like her shit?
>you're pathetic and will die a virgin