*brushes your hair* You're so tall anon

>>36138109
Y-y-you too anonette

If I'm so tall, how did she touch my hair?
2spooky

>>36138109
Yes, Gravity is much weaker on my planet. Come, there is still much for you to learn of my people...

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>You're so tall anon
No, I'm 5'4"

Don't ever touch be again bitch or I'll do your head in

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>>36138269
So...
I'm 4'11"
You're not a manlet to me

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>>36138718
Is that girl even legal?

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>>36138109
don't touch my hair you roastie reeeeeee

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I'm only an average 186cm though.

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>>36138109
>actually am tall with long hair
This hit me right where it didn't need to hit

>>36138718
>>36138109
who dat

origi

>>36140981
A girI

bump
who is that beautiful angel ?

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>>36138109
>mfw 5'3" and bald

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>>36140506
>actually am tall and used to have long hair

I regret cutting it

>>36138109
>only 5'6
That's only because you're a midget my dear

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>>36141201
>mfw 5'6 and bald master race

most guys don't have long wavy hair like yours. if they do its that fucking samson poster which nobody wants.

basically theres no way to brush a guys hair who has short hair. and even then, you'd barely be touching his neck. what are you going to do, poke at it? how do you brush his hair you can only comb through it but thats even a challenge if you're short.