>tfw no (((girlfriend))) to bring me into esoteric groups

>>36136310
>(((girlfriend)))

what did you mean by this?

>>36136411
It's the hottest new meme from reddit. Seeing a word in parentheses makes the neurons of the normalshit fire like the night sky on the 4th of July.

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>>36136411
>>36136457
If you can't beat em, join em
And the last week has shown they cannot be defeated, may as well be a second rate jewish convert

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>Mother was ethnically Jewish
>Never practiced Judaism
>Have a long nose
>Mom let the Dr. cut off my goyskin when I was a baby

Am I Jewish enough? Can I join the cool kids club?

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>>36137335
My mom's also ethnically jewish, I wasn't raised in any religion. She's always bugging me to find a jewish gf though. Makes me kind of uncomfortable.

>>36137502

I didn't even know about my Jewishness until I got redpilled on /pol/ and found out that names ending in -owitz are Jewish.

>>36137335
Is every woman on your mother's side Armenian?

>>36137718

I made the family tree half-assedly and that was the closest thing I could find to the female version of the merchant.