>finally get a job at 18
>still a senior in hs but i graduate soon
>shitty normie cashier job but it pays enough that two weeks of working part-time can get me the ps4 ive been wanting and some comfy vidya
>my oneitis comes to my line
>she's with an emo-chad type
>remember it's prom night
>she and chad are buying a corsage and some flowers and shit
>practically sucking each other's faces
>never wished i could kill myself more than now
>ring her up as quickly as fucking possible to avoid further emotional torment
>"what's the rush anon? you going to prom too? ;)"
>hold back a tear
>forced to act happy for customers or i get the boot
>"n-no, i had no one to go with."
>"aw, that's too bad, anon. I'm sure lots of girls would have wanted to go!"
>i dont see it, but i hear chad stifle a laugh
>give her the change
>ask to take my lunch
>go outside and cry in my backseat for half an hour
lol, it's all down hill from here. May as well kill yourself now and save yourself the pain and embarrassment of being a 35 year old kissless virgin.
>>36135408
You know when I was young I thought the idea of being atleast past 20 and still being a kissless guy who's never held a girl's hand would be impossible.
Boy was I fucking wrong.
chad was right to laugh. that girl was lying to you. nobody would have gone to prom with you.
>>36135446
Hey I would have gone to prom with him. No homo.
>>36135358
>get drunk
>bite both sides of my tongue when talking
>can't eat
>can't speak
>It fucking hurts.
>>36135537
Nice job jar jar.
>>36135358
At least you're gonna get that ps4 soon right?
>>36135577
Y-yeah, I can finally play Nioh and Bloodborne and all the good stuff at least.
>>36135624
your gonna get fired before you get it
>>36135668
>implying the one thing i take seriously isnt my job
>>36135358
Lift weights! Not just saying it for;
A E S T H E T I C S
But to blow off steam and increase your T levels bruh!
It'll help mitigate the estrogen driven mental rollercoaster.
I drag, push, lift, and throw heavy shit (50lb and 100lb sandbags)
>>36135711
He's right though. It doesn't matter if you take it seriously. The fact is, you make normies uncomfortable. You think your dimwitted coworkers didn't notice your puffy splotchy face after you came back from your break? They did, and they're talking shit. Probably to the manager too. "Get rid of him before he shoots up the place." or "Nobody likes working with him. He's SO weird." Face it dude, you can't make it in the real world. You're either gonna get fired, or you're gonna puss out and quit. You wont get the PS4, you'll never kiss a girl, and chads will always laugh at you. You're a worthless waste of space who only serves to suck soon to be scarce resources from the rest of us.
>get message out of nowhere from qt from high school
>think its finally happening
>"sorry I was hacked"
>deletes me
They dont deserve respect. They deserve crucifixion
>>36135358
Don't be a baby, OP. The prom doesn't mean anything
ITT: OP is a faggot and doesn't know the definition of horrific
Here's a few truly horrific feelings.
>missing your mom's last breath because she told you she'd rather see you working.
>watching your once qtpi gf waste away because of a disease she got while volunteering during a disaster
>having to do a job that is both morally bankrupting and physically demanding to support your grandparents who now have nobody else since your mom died
these are horrific feels you piece of shit entitled brat. grow the fuck up.
>work in an ok-paying but soul-destroying data job
>told my boss I'm resigning last Friday
>going to ask him tomorrow if I can withdraw my resignation
>feel like Homer Simpson in the "You're Here Forever" episode
>many of my co-workers have heard that I'm leaving
>they will view me as even more of a retarded weirdo now
>>36135442
I can relate. Nothing really changes that much does it? It just slowly becomes worse little by little.
>>36136002
>gf
Fuck off normo oregano
>>36136002
>my suffering invalidates your suffering
piss off