Anyone here ever had the hots for an older woman? Someone at

i stopped fapping to her because i could never confirm if her tits were fake.

Yeah, I tend to attract older women, actually. 5 to 10 years is nothing.

I wanted to fuck my economics teacher so bad back in school, she always wore her shirt with the top three buttons undone and you could always see her round ass in those tight dresses she wore

just thinking about it still gets me going

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>>36135282
That's understandable. I just found a zip of 1000+ pics of her divided by folders. Sad thing is that it seems the res is shit and it's missing some stuff.

>>36135319
Got a pic of her for reference, friend?

My 50 year old neighbor used to be a cheerleader in the NFL
She's a solid 9/10 and clearly is tired of her husband but she's far too religious to ever have an affair

>>36135261
My brother's wife, a few teachers, a 15 years older student, etc. I am trash.

More often than for women my age

yes, back when i watched porn i liked the woman to be between 30 and 40 or older, there are even women in their 50s or 60s who i find attractive.

>>36135387
Anon you know what you have to do.

>>36135331
I wish I did man, I truly do.

>>36135419
I know this feel. If smartphones had been invented sooner, I could have sneaked a couple pervy pics for posterity back when I was in school.

>>36135325
>res is shit
bro i discovered her (Marina??) in like.. 2002? it had to be that fucking long ago, so i'm not surprised about the resolution.

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>>36135449
Maritza Mendez

The thing is I've seen higher res versions of these images elsewhere but this is the biggest batch file I found. They're not even big enough to be uploaded on /s/ heh. Still, this is one fine bitch and I will not rest until I get everything I want of her.

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I've always been attracted to older women more than females my own age. I'm into wizardhood though so it's getting to the point where older women are starting to get a bit too old and it is only the rare exceptional specimens that are still sexy.

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>>36135261
I've always had a milf fetish, don't know why. Even in kindergarten I was attracted to the teachers rather than girls my age. I remember literally dreaming about sucking their tits. Same thing in elementary school and onwards. Later when I got a phone with a camera I used to take pics of my teachers and masturbate to them at home later. Sometimes I would print out a pic, cut a hole in their mouth and fuck them.

>>36135478
As a wizard, shouldn't the 30-40 year olds you lusted for in your teens and 20s be even closer to your grasp?

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This woman's body is ridiculous.

When I was in my early 20s I had a gf for 3 years who was in her mid 30s.

She was cute but turned out to be literally insane.

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>>36135325
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>>36135478
>>36135542
I hope milfs become more popular than traps

>>36135261
i recently was with a woman who's foreign and 12 years older than me, feelsgoodbutkindaweirdman

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Serious question guys, how do I get a mommy gf?

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I've always had a MILF, Cougar, older woman fetish. Whether it was 2D or 3D, I always preferred.

However, I'd never get into a relationship with one.

You know that meme where people say:

>An older woman is more mature
>She knows what she wants
>There's no drama or games
>They reach their prime in their 30's

All this shit is just memes, older women are no better than younger women. They're all a mixed bag, and most of the bags are filled with shit.

I met a milf in CC and took my engineering courses with her, she's 19 years older than me. I would literally, at this moment, go driving off to her in the town over if she said she divorced her husband. She has three kids, and I would still fuck the everloving shit out of her. Normally I'm turbo monogamy anti-cuck but this woman presses my buttons in all the worst ways.

>>36136721
yeah they have less brain power but they don t talk as much and they will obey you more than young girls
and that pure sexiness they don t look boring like 18-25 girls

>>36136818
Bullshit, some women are like that, but that's not akin to age. Some younger girls are quiet and don't talk much. It has more to do with the woman herself and how she was raised, rather than age.

You're partially right about the mature sexiness factor though.

>>36136517
You stop posting helpers and pepe's on a board for mentally stunted closeted fags.

>>36137137
>Bullshit, some women are like that, but that's not akin to age. Some younger girls are quiet and don't talk much. It has more to do with the woman herself and how she was raised, rather than age
older women in general I m talking based on statistics and my experience also older women have less annoying voice

>>36135261
I've had multiple crushes on older women. None of them have happen for me.

Had a crush on an older black milf for awhile. Talked to her about having her break up with her bf and dating me but it never happened. She used to let me smack her ass, though. She was about 10 years older than me.

I've had a crush on my sister-in-law for ages now. She's about as old as the above. I'd fuck her senseless and make her my wife if she weren't already married.

Had a crush on one of my college professors. She was about 45 but looked really, really young. That one didn't end well.

I currently have a bit of a crush on my therapist, who's aware that I'm attracted to her. We flirt all the time. She's in her 30s.

I really want to get with a milf sometime while I'm young. It's one of my favorite fantasies.

>>36137428
Are you going to try escalating things with your therapist?

Currently talking to a woman 20 years older than me

Milfs are the only thing that make my peepee rock hard

>>36137428
nigga my end game is to get buff (already lifting) and to fuck milfs
>cute young girls are for emotional guys who like cuddling

>>36135261
I'm 21. The woman I have a crush on is 36.

>>36137428
>Had a crush on one of my college professors. She was about 45 but looked really, really young. That one didn't end well.
do tell

>>36137470
Thinking about it. It'd be illegal and I genuinely don't want to put her job on the line but I really like her and we click.

>>36137510
>nigga my end game is to get buff (already lifting) and to fuck milfs
The dream, my friend. I want to do this so badly.

Almost all of my favorite pornstars are milfs and I spent the last few days looking them up to see if they offered any escort services. Most of them didn't.

>>36137428
It s pretty retarded that you can t fuck your teacher even if u are over 18 in USA what retard made that law

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>>36135325
>>36135471
>>36135542
Nostalgia. Jacked it constantly to mexicanlust back around 2002-2003

>>36137572
>community college professor
>a fucking goth, of all things
>also really tomboy-ish and masculine
>genuinely thought she was in her late 20's or so and a student the first time she walked into class
>tells the class she's the professor and that she's sorry for being late
>she's also fucking hot as fuck
>fell in 'love' right there
>really feel captivated to talk to her even though I knew it probably wasn't the best idea
>she's kind of weird and slightly autistic in person
>also a """nerd"""
>probably exactly the sort of woman /r9k/ would want at first glance
>found out she was married
>kinda approached her anyway
>got her to open up to me a little throughout the semester
>turns out she was going through a rough patch with her husband
>would talk to me after class
>grew on her to the point where we'd get kinda flirty with one another, sometimes during class and the other classmates would look at us like we were weirdos
>too beta to make any real moves
>she was also still a woman, so she had bad taste, acted like a woman, would have a clear bias towards all the women in the classroom, wasn't really that much of a nerd, would complain about men but didn't really have it that bad, etc.
>added her on Facebook
>talked to her for a bit
>complains about her mother-in-law
>eventually passed her class (which wasn't hard because it was easy as shit)

(1/2)

>should've left it right there
>decide to take another one of her classes
>this all basically continues for another semester
>by the end of the semester, pretty sure her relationship with her husband is all patched up because it doesn't seem to be something that really bothers her anymore
>basically come the end of the semester, decide I want to finally make a real move
>talk to her after class
>try to go in for a hug and plan on asking her out
>she rebukes my advances
>gives me a weird look like she's creeped out by me despite us getting along so well for the past couple of semesters
>oh shit
>feel like complete shit
>never see her again for the rest of the time I'm in college
>go home
>kick myself hard for fucking that up
>still friends on Facebook with her to this day

(2/2)

>>36138056
oh well, you tried m8, you would have hated yourself even more if you didn't go for it.

>>36135261
5 years isn't that much older.

>>36137428
>>36138035
>>36138056
>brazenly going after married women
Why tho

If they don't go for you, you look like a massive creep, if they do then they're no longer desirable because they cheat on their husbands

>>36138056
Not the worst that could've happened.

Chin up mate.

>>36138380
I know. I know I shouldn't have but I was so thirsty.

Also, there are hardly any single women in my area. Seems like an exaggeration but it's true.

>>36138380
Yes, I for one lose all interest in fucking a married after I've fucked her fucking whore.

>>36138380
>If they don't go for you, you look like a massive creep, if they do then they're no longer desirable because they cheat on their husbands
if u have a milf fetish u don t care and if u ask a married older grill out you arn t creep u are asshole

>>36138035
>>>she's kind of weird and slightly autistic in person

Now now, a goth woman in her late 20s this is only slightly autistic? Can't fool me anon.

>>36138103
the memories of being rejected when I tried are way scarier and harsher than the memories of the girls I never tried anything with

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i dont know why bit something about seeing girls wearing those type of "belts" while in nude always turn me on

to answer your question, yes.

Ive wanted to fuck my friends single mom since i was 15, her boyfriend died a year back and my ex friend/her son is a tranny now. So i assume shes miserable and it wouldnt be too hard.

>>36138577
Anon with a situation like that unless him mom is also your mom's best friend you better fuck that bitch with the tranny kid.

>>36138654
Its exactly this.

>>36135261
>Someone at least 5 or 10 years older than you.
Errr yeah! Teachers and stuff. In fact, 5 to 10 years is nothing when you're a 13 year old horny virgin.

>>36136471
Traps are just a forced meme. Less than 10% of people ar egay, of those even less are attracted to traps or trannies.

>>36135261
Yeah. Had sex with a 45 year old last year

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>men over 30 don t prefer milfs
prove me wrong

>>36138836
Ive never written on a fucking ballot if I was gay or a shemale lover yet you pull a statistic outta your ass
I make fun of gay people in public and act like Macho Man Randy Savage
Ive never once said out loud that I like cock or he-pussy, There are probably more trap lovers than there are gay people, you know why? because its not gay
I know there are MILLIONS upon Millions of Boy Pussy afficianados who would agree with me!

>>36138988
only anime traps aren t gay

28-32 is about the perfect age
Women, not girls, but not old.

>>36138988
Nice strategy shill, but homos are a statistical minority. Too bad for you.

My practice gf is 15 years older. Kind of stuck with her now since we had a practice kid though.

>>36138988
I have 0 attraction to men.
Womens faces, bodies, hair, and smells turn me on.
everytime I see a girl that I would consider marrying because she looks perfect for me, it turns out she has a penis. thats not saying that all transexuals are hot but girls like Jane Marie, Kylie Maria, Bailey Jay, Kalindrachan, and other online shemales got the look, body, hair and everything that makes them perfect to me and when I find out they have a penis, I get sad.

>>36136721
Also remember:
>They're set in their ways, so have fun bringing an issue up with them.
>If they're single, there's probably a reason.
And this is more my experience than anything, but the few I dated were just... bitter. Again, it could be more me than anything, but goddamn; I've never been around more negative in my life.

>>36139120
statistical? what man is going to loudly proclaim that "I love girls with Cock!" in public when his Mom and Dad both told him when he was 3 that they would disown him if he did or even said anything gay??
then everyone close to him talks shit about gay people and everyone in school and public.
then these Men see gay people who Are happy about being gay and they are fucking actual faggots! They Lisp, they are dainty, they swing their hips, they act so fucking repulsive that most men REALLY DO HATE GAY PEOPLE.
It gives all men with homosexual tendencies the right to hate gay people! They bring the hate on themselves! If they kept it quiet and didnt act so fucking faggy and didnt go tell your whole family that your gay because they are emotional wrecks then you would understand THERE ARE A LOT MORE GAY PEOPLE!

>>36139274
What percentage of the population do you think is gay?
Population, not 4chan

I'm 20 and I kinda regularly fuck a 48 year old guy
its cool desu

>>36139274
I know you're baiting, but society is more open and tolerant of homosexuality than it's EVER been. Gay marriage is legal in every major western nation and sees widespread support even among Christians.

The only places where gays are actually persecuted are Muslim countries

>>36139129
What the fuck is a practice gf? and a practice kid?

You mean you fucked up and made two mistakes?

How old are you?

>>36139316
Greentext? Sounds like an interesting story

>>36139316
no it isn't you dumb whore

>>36139332
It's when you get with a girl as practice for a better girl.

I'm 20.

>>36139292
I grew up in a shit hole ghetto of the bay area, everyone acts like they are tough and all that but I know 3 out of 10 guys who were actual thugs and generally people you would never, ever suspect of being gay and doing gay stuff eventually.
They put up a wall, where you just CANNOT tell they are gay.
even gay people are shocked when they hear people like me and the 3 other guys I knew are actual fags
the toughest dudes usually date shemales. I know that is true

Fucked an escort who claimed to be 44 when I was 22.

I see escorts from time to time and I'd been fapping a lot to milf porn. Got curious and picked one off AW.

Wouldn't recommend. I wasn't prepared for the loose skin and saggy tits of a real older woman.

Porn milfs have ruined actual milfs for me.

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>>36138988
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>>36139475
if you do nofap for long enough like 2 months you will want to fuck a passable trap irl
I started nofap yesterday to see when will I start considering girls with dicks attractive

>>36139329
Baiting? get real. if you live on the internet then you are force fed a reality of homosexual happiness but that just isn't true.
Most people (even in the U.S.) are NOT cool with homosexuality and all it takes is ONE family member or someone you love and care about who hates gay people for you to keep that shit to yourself for the rest of your life!

You can be surrounded by 10 lisping, lgbt pride nuts who encourage you to "come out and be happy!" but if their is someone in your life who you genuinely care about and they absolutely hate gay people, then you are keeping that shit to yourself for sure!

>>36139444
Christ man, that's fucking awful. I'm so sorry.

>>36139342
greentext what ?

>>36135261
I have an on/off "crush" for my cousin's wife. She's 9 years older than me (33)

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I'm 28 and look not much different from when I was 20. I am a virgin, quite autistic and I have a dozen weird hang ups about sex. Is this interesting to any anons ITT? Not looking to hook up, I just want to hear your thoughts on the matter.