tfw too dumb to be an adult

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>fail my driving theory
>quit bothering altogether seen as it requires the slightest bit of effort (+ money)

Literally me a year ago.
Only thing changed I got a drivers license.

It's too late man. People our age already have families and careers. We will never catch up to them.

>>36135238
>24
>graduated
>working on saturdays, prepare stuff during the week
>procrastinate so hard I just called in sick because I was ashamed to show up without work
I think I'm gonna flunk even harder soon, I'm scared. Why do I let the PC destroy my life?
Also OP, learn to make rice and fry eggs and meat, that's all that matters. If you can do that you can learn other shit later. Especially eggs, always make your breakfast. You will definitely learn. Just experiment with oil, fire and time, observe, change things a bit etc. Making eggs convinced me that cooking isn't impossible to learn.

>>36135238
>25
>attending community college for second time
>never had a job, i mean never
>live with dad
>dont know how to drive (dont have a drivers license)
>know very well how to cook atleast
>never had a gf, obviously
>khv

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>All of the above
>24
>Uni
>Won't graduate until I'm 30

I'm tired of pouring huge amounts of time into study/work to have nothing to show for it

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Get a job
Rearn some money
look up on youtube how to cook
Get a smol living place w/money
do these things and progress

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>>36135571
>Get a job

Have you considered the logic behind you own post?

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>Turned 18 in March
>Study ICT, grades dont suck
>Planning to get a job in the summer vacation
>Have been going out with friends lately
>virgin

My life aint bad

>>36135593
Yes, if you are gonna say such a bullshit statement then fucking explain fatass.

>>36135611
>Have been going out with friends lately

NORMIE

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>>36135671
my friend is going to put "Dankn Memes Make Dank Dreams" in his school year book. dont tell me that I and my palls are normies. Also, my friend watches hentai. incl euphoria

>>36135699
you're still a normie

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>tfw everything except attending any form of Education

I dropped out of school and have done nothing tangible with my free time.

I remember asking both my mom and dad to help teach me some things when I was a kid, cooking, plumbing, electricity, carpentry. Important shit that I'd need, but they always told me "Oh you'll learn one day anon, it's easy!" but then never showed me. Eventually I stopped asking, or caring, and now I need to learn everything from scratch.

Basically waiting for my grandfather to die, leave me some money, and then I plan to head off into the woods somewhere up north. See if I can live off the land, and ignore society.

If not, use what's left of the money to travel to a few spots and see some of the world before I put a bullet in my brain.

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>>36135571
>job

you're not welcome here

>>36135760
my instagram comment calling a nigger bitch a nigger came on national television with the username "Daddies_Creamy_Goo".
Ive proven my worth

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>tfw can't read without going slow and sounding the words out loud
>tfw can't do simple math
>tfw can't remember basic facts or instructions

>>36135238
how do you still live with your parents if you attend uni

>>36135571
>Get a job
>Rearn some money
>Get a smol living place w/money

What the fuck kind of job do you have where you can afford a place to live with it?

>>36135820
I used to be able to do that quite well as a kid, the older I get though, the harder it becomes to focus.

Especially when my tinnitus acts up, it's impossible for me to even think straight.

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>26
>still in uni
>can't drive
>virgin
>can cook but who cares

>>36135860
small appartment. he should have worked years ago anyway. the fact he's a mistake is already bad enoug, dont defend his lazy lifestyle.

>>36135833
what's so hard to believe about that
I lived in apartment when I was at uni but I could've easily stayed with my parents

>>36135866
Don't worry I'm 28 and I am in pretty much the same postion as you.

>>36135238
>Burgers have trouble driving even with an automatic
Topkek

>>36135699

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEE

I'm normalfag too

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>>36135238
>21 years old
>neet/shut in with aspergers
>living with parent
>no drivers license
>only know how to cook basic stuff
>virgin/0 friends
>no talents to earn money with
>wasting all my time doing pointless shit instead of doing something productive
the only thing that i have going is that i workout every second day but not very efficiently since im doing it in my home
it wont get better, will it, r9k? I already had accepted the fact that i will be loner without friends for the rest of my life but i wish that i could at least sustain myself with some shitty job that would hopefully involve as few social situations as possible

>>36135957
>no talents to earn money with

Why don't you start there, friendo? Learn something that you can use to make money.

>>36135957
Past 16 with no experience, getting a job is impossible

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>>36135905
Uni fucking sucks. I'm classes with a bunch of people who are like 18/19 all of whom seem happy, confident, are having regular sex (often with eachother) having parties together on weekends and generally just enjoying life.

Meanwhile I've pretty much just given up and just feel fucking bitter towards them for enjoying their youth. Ugh.

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>>36135957
I wouldnt mind being ur friend probably. my life is fine. i only have ADHD.

>>36135957
Learn website development (it's easy as fuck), if you can speak English you can code. Making website is easy and well paid.

>>36136048
stop giving people hope
if you arent practising programming for at least few years you wont get shit

>>36136048
Become a freelance though, don't work for any company

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>>36136211
>>36136048


People still give this shit advice

>>36135957
>>21 years old
find a 2 year school that offers air traffic control and make 120k

>>36136249
So what the fuck do you want? I'm just trying it help you, i mean it's super easy to code a website. Even my fucking 10 year old brother has his own website for fuck sake. Stop being a self-defeat faggot and get your shit together.

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I'm 27 and I still don't think I quite know how to blow my nose. It doesn't feel right and doesn't help much.

>graduated at 29
>first job at 30, in a foreign country
>lost V-Plates to a whore at 31
>gf at 32

keep trying boys

Damn these threads make me feel good about my life. Thanks robots.

>>36136303
how is anyone going to compete with the hoards of pajeets and chans that pump out websites daily
at least learn a database or security related skil

>>36136377
you're on 4chan

LMFAO

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>>36136316
You might have a sinus infection, or worse yet, a fungal infection up in your nose.

I used to blow my nose all the time, super hard too, because it always felt plugged. Barely anything ever came out.

I'm still in the process of trying to fix it, but it's getting better.

Go to your local pharmacy, grocery store, order offline, whatever. Get a neti-pot and use a saline solution. Spray it up your nose 2-3 times a day for the first week, after that once or twice a day going forward.

My nose feels a lot better now, yours might too.

>>36136379
Well, at least it pays. Not much but easy money. I can work around on system/network administrating crap but nah, too much stress

>>36135699
>Dankn Memes Make Dank Dreams

god this is the most normie attempt to not be normie ever

>>36136456

I probably do. I'm usually pretty stuffy I can't smell anything very well. Never have been able to. I was snorting a lot of harmful stuff for a few years about six years ago and it's been worse since. I really hate the feeling of anything going in my nose or ears but I will try the neti pot thing if it worked for you. Thanks m8

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>>36136332
wew lads
/pol/lack here
>be me
>at 18 become forklift operator
>at 21 become diesel mechanic
>at 26 inherit grandpa's house and 16% of will (funds)
>at 27 become part owner of 2 liquor stores
>at 29 become part owner of food truck
>at 31 (now) I live a NEET life w/wife (of 13 yrs and who worked as a dispatcher for D.O.T.) and 4 kids (15, 8, 6 and 3), have invested in indexes since 20 y.o. and grow cannabis (I live in SoCal) to sell to shops for the last 12 yrs.
Life is gud.
START GROWING WEED! MAKE $$$$

>>36136893
What do you have? I'm talking about weed. Bitcoin or cash?

Wow I'm 28 you fucking children

>>36135814
>Dickwaving about how "weird" you are
It's not a competition. There's no prize or anything. You're trying way to hard to be accepted by the "cool kids", but there are no cool kids here, just people that are such insufferable cunts, nobody wants to be friends with them; not even each other. We all act like we're just innocent bystanders and the normans are the problem, but that's just an act. We all know why we're here.

>>36136970
I'm licensed by the state of California for commercial growth of "medical" cannabis.
I don't do that dark web shit (((feds)))!
Anyways. I get about $30k anually by just growing alone and an additional 60k from my investments and businesses (I can potentially get more, but I'm frugal).
I'm telling y'all NEETs, get a part-time job and grow cannabis. With a 25 hour week and grow at least 6 plants every 4 months, you can get a minimum of $1.4k a plant and about $3-4k of upper echelon strains(through more stress and investment to created a quality product).
Praise Kek!