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>>36134477
>r9k
>road head

I failed my license test 3 times and I'm a khhv now take that shit to /b/ please and thank you

>>36134477
Yes, but only because my mother's an idiot. Don't waste your time on a whore anon

i'm learning to drive and how the fuck would that work, you move your feet all the time while driving

>>36134514
At most you move your feet a few inches every few seconds. It's not like you're lifting up your leg to move your feet.

A girl wanted to give me head but since I drive a manual she couldn't do it without getting in the way of the shifter.

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>automatic
top kek lads

>>36134477
The head part, yes. "bring home to your mother", no.

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>>36134477
>Anyone ever have a lady
>/r9k/

>presenting you gf to your mother while you smell of sex and have a huge cum stain on your pants

This shit makes zero sense.

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I had chicks who like to give blowjobs in public or get fucked in a room with an open window for the whole neighborhood to see. And those were good (if overtly sexual) girls, not getting fucked by too many guys, good steady job prospects and so on I mean.
But I stopped bringing home women to my mom, because if you change them too often, it shines a bad light on you

Im too afraid going over a bump,would end with my dick bitten off.

>>36134668
Your mother would be ecstatic to find out you aren't a fucking failure anon

A lady?
t. 24 khv anon.

>>36134477
I'm trying to be a lady like this, but I have a penis.

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Yes. She was older and smarter than me. Impeccable socially, great conversationalist able to be both interesting and aware of the dynamics enough to navigate them properly.

She also pulled my pants down and starting sucking my dick while I was standing in the threshold between the kitchen and the living room while my parents had gone upstairs.

>>36134963
story time anon, now