>tfw dick touches toilet seat
Happy std
fuck. i got poopee peepoo disease now
wat do?
>tfw your balls dip into the toilet water
IT'S COOOOOOOOLLLLLDD
>>36134154
>dick touches toilet inner bowl as it's flushing hitting the tip with rushing cold water
>>36134154
>tfw after releasing a huge turd it lands straight into the water and then it splashes all over your ass cheeks.
>tfw drinking the toilet water and you swallow some poo
>pants touch public urinal
>>36134914
Even worse
>tfw you drop a huge turd and it splooshes into the water and the splashback goes straight up into your still dilated anus and deep inside you
>>36134154
>tfw Chris is not coming back
>>36134154
shovel get the fuck out
>get a U shape toilet seat so my dick won't touch it
>dick touches the toilet bowl front, which has become harder to clean than a new seat would be
>>36134154
>have to shit really bad
>toilet is too small and I have to cup my legs together to fit in
>sit in a hurry
>dick and balls didn't go inbetween my thighs and under the seat
>shit
>piss everywhere
>>36134796
whatt but your'es balls