ITT: Things Normies Believe

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>my bf and I will be together forever&ever

kek, wtf were you thinking.

>>36129603
> "Don't worry Anon! You'll find someone eventually!"
> "Just have CONFIDENCE in yourself!"
> "Just be YOURSELF and someone will like you!"
Goddamn, fucking normies REALLY piss me off

>>36129603
>cats can not replace your need for friendship with humans

>>36129626
Some people get married and stay together forever...

The sun is not a star

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>There's someone for everyone
>looks don't matter(This one always fucking gets me)
>Talent doesn't matter
>Sex/Romance isn't important (Despite them all being in relationships and having sex constantly, and then whining when they aren't in relationships)
>Suicide is wrong

>>36129724
>Some people get married and stay together
as it should be, but that is not what I meant.

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>earwigs will enter your ear and lay eggs

>>36129603
flamingos actually get their color from blood and semen

school is the be all end all

Dude he's natural! Just train hard and eat clean, everyone knows that they test for steroids

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>>36129675
> "Don't worry Anon! You'll find someone eventually!"
I only find someone who will tell me that I will find someone.
"You'll make some girl very happy someday! You could have any girl you want!"
I only hear these things from girls who don't want me.