How are you going to kys

suicide by police

>>36129285

inert gases that lower the concentration of oxygen molecules in the air I breathe.

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blaze of glory my friend. my uni has surprisingly low security and ive been thinking of a way to get a really high kill count before an heroing.

i dont think im bold enough to try and take out a campus but either way i need to take someone else out too. my only real friend has ms so probably when he dies and i have enough money to buy a gun ill find someone to send off along with me.

sorry for edge

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>>36129285
I'm gonna eat cream cheese to death.

I'm considering homemade explosives. I don't have much desire to hurt anyone on my way out. Just head out into the woods one day and transform into a red cloud.

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killing women and children

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>>36129285
>file

>tfw you missed out on your youth

>>36129285

take a walk to the beach
call 911 and notify them of a suicide so it can be handled by professionals and I dont end up traumatizing whoever finds me
handgun in mouth at a 45 degree angle to hit the vital regions in the back of the brain, ensuring immediate loss of consciousness and decreasing chances of survival

have the plan all worked out for when the time is right

>>36129285
gunna shitpost 2 deth

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>>36129285

sauce on that rack pls

>>36129507
first thing i saw when i looked at that image kek

>>36129366
>i need to take someone else out too.
Yeah? Whys that?

>>36129285 I honestly have no idea my preference would be to just inhale carbon monoxide poisoning or dioxide poisoning whatever the fuck it is but my life has gotten to a very strange point so I have no idea how I'm going to go at this point

I'd prefer jumping off a high rise building. make sure to land head first.

>>36131748
People have survived that at higher rates than gunshot to the head I think.

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Hoping WWIII happens, or i get lucky enough to get shipped to either North Korea or Syria

>>36131832
because they're not landing head first

>>36131113
why not? i cant think of a reason not to. id feel in control for once in my life. could you imagine the fucking high that eric and dylan had when they shot up columbine? i want that high

>>36129285
Theres a big tree next to a river where l used to chill out and smoke drugs with my friends

l think l'll go out there, have a smoke and hang myself from it

>>36131866
Why? Pls elaborate plox.

>>36129285
Death by inert gas (Helium) pumping into a bag I will place over my head that will give me the sensation of breathing whilst actually asphyxiating me. It's one of the least painful ways of dying and least messy.

>>36131892
>id feel in control for once in my life.
No offense, but... That's it?

Can't you pick a more masculine reason to kill?

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I don't know, any good way to commit suicide in cuckmany?

Probably bleeding to death desu

>>36132073
do you have any pics of girls doing this but not loli

>>36129285
Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Not any time soon, but I'd most definitely like to go out on my own terms. I'll do it once it becomes a burden to live.

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>>36132227
closest thing I found
I wish there was a name for this, I just googled air blowjob

>>36130747
Sometimes sloths accidentally kill themselves by grabbing onto their own arm, thinking it's a vine or branch, and falling to their death.

>>36132253
one more, these are hilarious
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>>36132073
Go to an immigrant camp. Nature will take care of the rest.

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>>36132273
I don't want to die an agonizing, painful death by Achmed and his gang though
there must be something better

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>>36131904
>hang myself from it

>>36132284
Take a bunch of painkillers then go to an immigrant camp.

>>36132060
if i was masculine i wouldnt be on this board or wanting to kill myself friend