>tfw 4 page essay due Friday

>>36126086
On what? Let's write it now.

Nigger you have a whole week.

>>36126086
>had a two page essay due
>didn't do it
>stopped showing up to all my classes
>failed half my classes last semester
>graduated late from highschool with 1.3 gpa
>no car for a job
>nowhere to go when my mom invetiably kicks me out (she doesn't know I failed yet)

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>tfw calc final tomorrow followed by physics final
>both 3 hours long
>neither of which I've even really started studying for
>if I fail them I probably fail the class unless I get curved up

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>45% exam in the morning
>don't understand shit
>haven't studied yet
>00:05 AM

It's easy work, your font is double spaced, 12 ,font right?


That's highschool tier.

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>>36126086
>250 word essay due next week on whatever topic I choose

>>36126441
Calc is fuckin easy, if you fail that it's on you.

>>36126654
calc 2 was kinda tough but I took that shit in high school and got an A

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>I'll study tomorrow
>I'll study monday
>I'll study tuesday
>I'll study wednesday
>I'll study for the next test
>I'll do better next semester
>I'll do better next year
>I'm dropping out

>>36126682
It seems like everybody has one calc class that's hard for them but everything else is easy.
For me so far it's been Calc3 but I choose to blame that on my shitty fuckin teacher, multivariable calculus is actually super easy its all the other shit they cram into it and don't explain

>4 pages single spaced review on an article that is only 1 page long

>>36126564
>>36126654
>>36126682
>>36126700

Brainchads fuck off and never return. You're worse than Chads and Stacie's. Brainlets are the only true robots, prove me wrong.

>>36126773
>I can't be bothered to read a textbook for 15 minutes
You can get through Calc with a C without even understanding it.

>>36126086
It's Sunday you fucking retard.

This ins't even a /r9k thread. Go to /b/ with this pointless bs

>>36126806
Wrong. I couldn't even pass college algebra, I failed every exam.
When you're incapable of getting a degree or a good job then being a freindless virgin won't mean shit.

>>36126881
>bragging that youre a retard
just pull the trigger

>>36126086

> Two midterms next Wednesday
> At a tech & leadership conference with a school club this entire weekend
> Progressing my career, making new friends, and building my professional network
> school pays for entire trip
> Going to do fine on the exams because I study ahead of time

How do you all fail so bad?

>>36126995
What else am I supposed to do?

Hslzkwnsls

>>36127622
>Not knowing that some people are less intelligent than you
>Not knowing that some people came from a more messed up family than you

Why do you even browse this board? Just to feel better about yourself?

>>36127662
Nothing about intelligence. This is personal responsibility. Anyone can become more intelligent with initiative.

>>36127739
It's too late. Even if I did try I'll never become more intelligent than someone like you

>>36127739
don't even try to convince these guys, they think their failures are innate rather than them being just very lazy