When I was in high school there was a substitute teacher calling

>>36125693
the closest I've gone to that would be mumbling "here"

the teacher got pissed and told me to speak up

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>>36125693
I signed up for a dance course to try to meet girls. I was in the very back, and they didn't call my name in the roll call. The teacher said "did I miss anyone?" and I raised my hand and sheepishly said "back here..." and she said "What? Becker?" and started writing Becker down and I said "No, it's Matt." "What?" "My name is Matt." "OK." The girls started laughing.

I never went to that class again, was too autistic to even ask for my money back.

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>tfw you raise your hand instead but the teacher didn't look up
>tfw get grounded because i "skipped class"

>say "Here!"
>voice cracks

>>36125693
I have a name that is one letter different from a type of food, so roll call has always been a shit-show.

>>36125693

A lot of phlegm used to build up in my throat so I usually answered the register by coughing up the phlegm than quietly saying 'yes miss/sir' as to not injure my throat any more

>>36125693
I always say
>He's here
Or
>Preeeeee-zent

>>36125840
>be 20 and voice still cracks