is there anything wrong with cumming on the carpet? pic unrelated

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>>36123435
Don't hurt the doggo!

well if one day you decide to want a carpet with no massive cum stains on it it could be inconvenient

plus there's gonna be a lot of awkwardness if your mom comes to visit and notices your seed all over the fucking floors

>>36123496
I've been consistently cumming in basically the same spot for nearly 7 years now and have neither any discoloration or "rigidity" in the carpet fibers themselves.

>it's unhygienic
>it'll stain your carpet
>it'll leave your room smelling like cum and other people can tell (you know when your mom comes into your room saying to open a window?)
>you could get ants

>>36123531
That just means you have weak semen. If you were a real man it would be a different story

Your carpet will grow mushrooms

Also don't hurt doggo pls

>>36123435
Just use a designated cum towel and wash it with your laundry every week. You could even lay it out on the carpet and pretend like it's not there if that helps

>>36123531
dude that's disgusting
there's no way it doesn't leave any stains or smells, unless >>36123578 is right and you've just kept pissing on it or something.
throw the carpet away or at least wash it now and don't do it again. the meme's here about other people noticing that you've been wanking are true and there's no way no-one's ever noticed.