Things that annoy you in porn.

>>36118010
>when the woman wears shoes/keeps them on

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what are your favorite pornstars?

>jasmine byrne
>ryan connor
>diamond jackson
>tia ling

>>36118010
loud moaning

>anal sex vid
>he cums on her face instead of in/around her asshole

>"creampie" vid
>he doesn't finish balls deep and instead just pulls out and jacks off on the lips

>camera focuses on the guy's balls the entire time

>girl takes multiple loads in her mouth and swallows instead of swallowing each load one by one
it doesn't bother me if she has a bunch of cum all over her body at all

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basically this. it always makes me laugh. i don't want to laugh i want to fap, stop doing this.

>>36118010
>Guy fucks her like OP pic
like sure it makes the point that she is a fucktoy but come the fuck on, that looks like that would hurt my back. There's several other positions that can make the same point.
That position literally minimizes the focus on the girl

>>36118030
Something like sandals or heels I don't mind; running shoes just look fucking retarded on an otherwise naked woman.

>>36118064
This too.


When the directory and/or camera man is a closet fag and you end up with things like...
- Extended shots of missionary position that show nothing but the guy's asshole and flopping scrotum.
- Half the video is a closeup of the guy's dick getting sucked, but the girl's pussy has so little screen time you can't even tell if she's shaved or not.

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>>36118010
>tfw you know the sauce for that pic

>>36118256
>that look on his face
Lel

>when it's a shitty side angle where you cant even see the penetration

>when they fuck in cowgirl and its only a shot of the girls back as she's riding

>>36118256
I wish she would either A. take bigger dicks or B. do anal, something about that tiny lady taking 10inch dicks is mesmerising, not just for sexual pleasure but seeing her take something that big makes me want to applaud

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>When the girl takes off her clothes and she has a shit tattoo.

>>36118010

Dull blocking in girl-girl scenes.

I am so sick to death of seeing beautiful girls put on film only to have the whole thing wasted by grinding them through the same old tired motions...

- A few seconds of kiss.
- Edit that skips over the undressing.
- A little breast play.
- One lies on back while the other eats her.
- Switch places and more of the same.

Seriously? Where's the face-sitting? The 69ing? The fingering? The cuddling and mutual petting?

Congratulations, Mr. Director. You have done the impossible and made lesbian sex boring. KYS.

>hardcore, intense fucking
>guy is going to blow on her face
>only a tiny bit of cum dribbles out of his huge dick
come on mayn

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WHEN THERE'S NO ACTUAL SEX IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING VIDEO

WTF NO I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU "TEASE" THIS ISN'T FUCKING PRESCHOOL

>>36118434

That unfortunately is just the direction of modern 'sexiness'; just like body piercings and stubbly pussies.

>watching professional porn

how do you anons even do it? The awkwardness and presupposition of this being their job ruins everything. It's not even arousing any more and quality amateur stuff is non existent.

>>36118465
it's because both girls are straight

>>36118504
teen webcam masterrace reporting in

>>36118484
This shit nigga, "Small blond takes huge dick" Its a 10 min blowjob taking it in the mouth doesnt count

When he is about to cum and her dick is flaccid

>>36118504
You're just staying on the first page if you can't find quality amateur shit

>>36118434
>when she has any tattoos at all

>>36118549
>trannies that never get hard
life is pain

>>36118550
>You're just staying on the first page if you can't find quality amateur shit

I can't even bring myself to wade through the pages of disgusting late 20s airbrushed whores with room temperature IQs and fake moans

>>36118067
>>"creampie" vid
>>he doesn't finish balls deep and instead just pulls out and jacks off on the lips

This drives me balls to the walls in anger desu

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When girls like this appear on "big butt" porn sites.

>>36118465
If a lesbo seen doesn't end with tribbing then it's failure.

anal. sunorinichu

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>>36118010
how none of them actually love each other and it's just a disgusting act of pure hedonistic pleasure rather than a pure love between two people

oh wait that doesn't exist

>>36118593
This.
Or when he actually does creampie balls deep and the vid immediately ends. What the fuck is the point in that?

>>36118649
it does exist. you'd just win the lottery before finding it. so would i

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>>36118291
>another day another dollar, am I right famalam?

When a tranny is getting fucked in the ass and then starts jacking off as hard as possible, I just want to see you getting fucked so hard you orgasm naturally.

>>36118712
That's almost impossible. It's less likely than a woman getting a real orgasm while getting fucked.

>>36118712
trannies cumming from getting fucked is so rare it makes me angry

>>36118712
tranny porn is degenerate to the power of two

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>tranny solo movie
>can't produce any cum

>>36118508
Yea; well they're getting paid good money not to be, so they can do a better job of faking it.

>>36118508
Is there really such thing as a straight girl? Every one I ask is at least slightly bi.

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ODIN IS GOING ON HERE?!

>>36118894
i wonder if varg watches porn

>>36118882

I've known a few girls that were straight-up repulsed by the thought of physical intimacy with other girls; but you're right, a LOT of girls are at least bi-curious.

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>>36118010

> when it ends in anything other than a throat or vaginal creampie

>>36118969
ofcourse not
but maybe if it was some larp thing.

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>>36119060
>it ends abruptly and you can never find the full video

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>cute looking trap
>ass covered in acne

>>36119175
>you will never be smothered by a traps pimply ass
time to go rope shopping

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>mom/son incest porn
>the "son" looks older than the mother

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>>36119557
>mom/son incest porn
>good stuff
>suddenly casually mentions that its his step mom

We all know it's fake, so why the fuck do they still have to say that they're not really related in a fucking incest vid?

>>36118150
she looks so pleased with herself when doing it too lol

>>36119645

Not sure either, but I've been noticing that a lot in clip titles. "Man comes home and fucks his NOT daughter!" "Girl catches her NOT brother masturbating and things get hot!" I'm assuming its some legal thing, but that's just a guess.

>>36118590
>room temperature IQs
My sides are in orbit, anon, thank you for teaching me this new insult

>The male keeps talking with his deep ass voice.
>Clickbait titles like girl take huge cock.
>Loud moans or ends in guy jacking off with small cum driplets.

>>36118010
Any time the camera moves and shows the guys face.

>>36119733
I guess, but I've never really understood it.
People can enjoy murder in an action movie, and nobody kicks off because it's fake. But you can't just make a fake porno movie where two people pretend to be related and fuck each other .
It's a weird double standard.

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>>36118150
mfw watching this monstrosity

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>"HOT MEXICAN GIRL TAKES BIG DICK"
>actress born in Spain
>"BRITISH BABE GETS FUCKED"
>is fucking portugese and speaks terrible english

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>>36118484
>picking up girls off the street
>talking to girl the majority of the video
>fuck for literally ten seconds
>see rest of the video at bangbros.com

>guy busts a huge nut but it flies over the girl's head
Dude you've been cumming for years, you should know where you cum goes and aim accordingly

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>zoom in on pussy
>all of a sudden it shows chad's dick and ass while I cum
This should be illegal

>>36118042
Alli Rae
London Keyes
Sasha Grey
Lexi Belle
Lily Labeau

>>36119557
I'm gonna need a sauce on this ASAP

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>>36120309
here you go ma dude

>>36120347
burp dipping sauce wub a lub a dipping sauce fukc god burp

>>>/reddit/

>>36120347
> McD copyright 2011
Nigga I though Mulan came out in the 90's

>>36120386
actually laughed out loud. thank you needed htis.

fhdh

When they try to hide a chubby stomach by keeping the shirt half on. Now I know not everyone wants to see that but it really looks fucking retarded and there's plenty of people out there (like myself) who would prefer to see the stomach.

>>36119060

This so fucking much, there is nothing worse than a dude getting a balldeep deepthroat and then pulling out in the last second to rub one out on her face.

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>>36118010
Fake moaning
Geriatric
Floppy breast
Small dic

>Circumcised penises in porn.
>When the woman does that annoying fucking high-pitched "porn star voice".
>When the woman does that annoying fucking thing where they inhale loudly through their teeth.
>When the lead-up to the sex has the woman speaking and acting normally and she sounds really cute but as soon as someone takes their dick out they immediately both of the previous two things.
>Cosplay/uniform porn where they take the costume off before having sex. I want to jerk off to the visual image of Supergirl getting fucked, not jerk off to some blonde slut with a Supergirl costume on her floor.
>Formerly attractive porn star with a unique personality and voice gets a tit job and becomes another stupid fucking cookie-cutter cunt and speaking in the same fucking stupid voice.
>Shitty directors and cameramen.
>Bad lighting in a professional production.
>People re-uploading content on sites with stupid names as if we're supposed to believe that Sasha Grey getting boned by James Dean is a "Brand New Virgin Getting Fucked By Her Daddy For The First Time! Hot!!!".
>"Femdom" where it's just a girl swearing and acting like a bitch.
>When the woman tries to talk dirty and she just gives a running commentary of what's happening.
For fuck's sake you stupid cunt, I know you're getting fucked in the pussy. I can see it. From the angle I'm viewing at, I can see it better than you can. You don't need to fucking tell me.

I fucking hate "professionally" produced American pornography so much. I want to wipe their shitty industry from the face of the Earth.

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Who the fuck is this guy?
Does anyone know his name?

>>36120726
>For fuck's sake you stupid cunt, I know you're getting fucked in the pussy. I can see it. From the angle I'm viewing at, I can see it better than you can. You don't need to fucking tell me.

My sides. What will I do for sides now that my sides have left me.

>any "straight" porn

Fuck anything with a man in it. My brain knows damn well that's not me, it's tantamount to cuckoldry, like I was sitting in the cuckshed watching it via camera.

>>36118465
>Edit that skips over the undressing.
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SPEND TEN FUCKING MINUTES INTERVIEWING SOME STUPID CUNT AND SKIP STRAIGHT TO THE SEX ALREADY HAPPENING?
WHERE'S THE UNDRESSING?
WHERE'S THEM SEEING THE NAKED BODY OR GENITALS OF THEIR PARTNER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THAT SHOOT?
WHERE'S THE MOMENT OF FIRST CONTACT?
THOSE ARE THE BEST FUCKING PARTS!

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>"18 years old"

>obviously 40+

>>36120161
>saved a thumbnail
wew lad

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>nigger walks into shot

>>36119175
that's not acne...

>>36120790
that's Dan Gheesling

>tfw you watch a video so bad that it makes you angry and you want to send angry letters to the company that made it.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ffaade0a2aa
This is without a doubt the worst fucking professional porn video I have ever seen. It's sheer incompetence in every single aspect takes a very simple concept (older black woman has sex with a younger white boy) and makes it the least arousing thing short of Andy Dick.
I'm currently writing an in-depth, play-by-play review of it because my hatred for this video is too great to fit into one post but in a very quick summary.
>Out of focus shots.
>Abysmal acting from all involved parties.
>Formerly decent porn actress doing the stereotypical shitty american porn acting with the stupid voice and shitty breathing thing.
>Continuity errors and shitty editing.
>Constantly shifts between POV and third-person and does both of those things badly.
>Male actor is so fresh off the boat that I don't even think he understands any of the words he's saying in his thick accent.
I'm not even joking about the last one. I looked at some of the other videos he's been in and they literally just have him stay silent, even when he should be speaking. Brazzer's must have got him in on some fucking foreign workers VISA so they could try and pay him less.

>After close to 15 years of internet porn I'm starting to want better story's and character development

>>36118603
>girls
She looks fucking disgusting. I know 40 year old's who look better

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>>36118010
3D
>focuses mostly on males ass even though it's straight porn
>takes 50 minutes to get to the damn fucking, and it only lasts for three minutes
>can't into acting
>shit on dick
>blood
>shitty moans
2D
>no effort badly drawn effort (looking at you, most of the porn for disney products)
>someone could be shitting/pissing themselves and there is no after effect
>silly as fuck doodle accompanying highly detailed main event
>characters with contrasting art styles accompanying the same space
>western character is now generic weebshit
>background is just sampled from show or real life
>eastern character is now ugly as sin "western"ized
>guy has shitskin and highly cartoonish face
>on-model but in all the wrong ways
>>36120822
>gay female porn
>know they will think of you as a disgusting male slob
>gay male porn
>usually bald bara fucking another or generic trap gets fucked by bald bara
gay porn in general is shit

>>36120790
>Getting paid to pretend to be a cuck
What a CV

>>36121108
>older black woman
>the least arousing thing

I think this was inevitable regardless of production values.