Compliments

die original chad

It's a thing is been bugging me.
Every woman I fucked of went out with, never complimented me. I could see them miring, biting their lips or even licking their lips, but never a "hey gorgeous" or "you are handsome" ever. And I been inside all of them

Why are you such a negative Nancy? I don't give compliments unless I mean them.

>>36116785
Blu
Y blu?

>leaving gamestop
>lady compliments my hair and says nothing else
>first compliment I'd gotten for my hair from someone roughly my age since highschool and it wasn't immediately followed with a suggestion to donate it aka cut it all off
felt really frickin good man
fuck that girl who suggested I cut it for charity in high school though that really made me feel conflicted and I couldn't get mad at her immediately because I knew I'd look bad if I did despite being really frickin mad that she'd make her compliment empty so quickly I wish I'd thought to suggest she donate hair first
my face/hair compliment each other so no I'm not some weirdo with mismatched hair I just look sort of like a hippy ok

>girl compliments me on my dick size
>won't give blowjob because she says it's too big

>>36116785
>You're so cute!
I fucked the last woman who said this to me
>(You're freakish looking)
No necessarily a bad thing, if by freakish you mean strange.

what does it mean when a woman looks at you and says nothing, and when asked she just shrugs her shoulders? Should I consider suicide?

>>36116785
>>You're so cute!
>(I'll never fuck you)
Correct (except if girlfriend, of course).
>>You think a lot about things, I don't
>(I don't have to be interesting, your weird.)
Correct.
>>You're gorgeous!
>(You're freakish looking)
When the fuck do you hear that from a woman? If you hear that and cannot accept this compliment - except if it's an old lady - then you need help. Therefore: wrong.
>>Aww you look great!
>(You look less than average)
Correct, but only because of the "Aww"

>>36118978

get a life fag

>>36118978
>tfw a girl will never call you cute and mean it
Why is life so unfair

>>36116785
I once met a girl who started gloryfying bananas when we stayed alone at a house party. Later on, I've heard "you have a great dick" while she was playing with cum with her fingers. That was the best compliment and a turn-on I had in my life, but I think I could appreciate it more. As I am not the type of a guy who fucks random girls, that was kind of wtf moment for me back then.

Also, I think most girls won't use a compliment directly, but rather send "signals" of what they expect of you to do next. Compliments are just "honest" and they're not the part of the game.

>>36119356
Can you normies just get out of our peaceful land,and leave our kind inhabitants be? The plank is this way,please hurry home.

>>36116785
PPPFFFFFFFBBLLLLRRRPPPPPP

Oh yeah, well what does it mean when women call you out on looking younger than you are, huh?

>>36116785
>Reeeeeeee everything women do has evil intentions behind it

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What kinds of compliments would you prefer to receive?

i think every compliment from a non girlfriend was probably about penis size hth

>talking to some teenage future roastie with daddy issues just now
>have a lot in common
>pretend to be nice but still flirty
>get complimented
>BLOCKED OUT OF NOWHERE

Damn was I too thirsty?

>>36121223
Are you implying that's wrong? because it isn't

>>36116864
>negative Nancy
hehehe

>>36121732
>Damn was I too thirsty?

Probably.


>>36121850
>Are you implying that's wrong? because it isn't

Yes it is, and only someone who's spent near-zero time with women would think otherwise. You just want to think that because it makes you feel less bad about being a loser.

>>36121949
Lol don't respond to me, roastie

This is a cereal killer board

>>36116785
Another expert analysis from the women experts on /r9k/.

>awww thats so sweet
I will never date you

>even when I get complimented it's a bad thing

>>36122272
>This is a cereal killer board

Do robots violently devour Cocoa Puffs? I wasn't aware of that.

>>36122272

Wait, was that a joke or were you seriously trying to sound tough? Either way, epic fail.

"You're so nice"-youre a beta provider