Greentext Crime Thread

just buy a gun you loser

you didn't relax
good job

he was alone so it was less likely to end badly but he did follow you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO66Am_F6NU

>>36116605
Why was there a nigger in the street? Did he escape from the zoo?

>>36116622
I'm too much of a coward to carry one

not exactly involved, but whatever, I'll bump at least

>central yurop
>few years back, was around 18 back then
>chilling with 2 friends near garages under shopping mall
>about gypsies arguing and shouting circa 50 metres from us
>I'm getting slightly nervous, but acting cool and tough
>suddenly we hear loud *THUD*
>gyppos found themselves some lead pipes or whatever and decided to LARP Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
>[BATTLE NOISEIFIES]
>as Gangs of New York 2: The Old Continent takes place near us, we decide it's good idea to leave
>as we turned few corners we hear numerous police and ambulance sirens swarming to Romanian tourney
>next day
>read papers
>mfw 2 dead and 4 seriously injured

I felt weird that day

>>36116853

*around 10 gypsies
*intensifies

fuck me I'm retarded

>>36116898
>>36116853
thats weird anon. glad im not you though. i would feel horrible.