What is something interesting about you? If you cannot think

>>36116082
Yeah I already know that a.) I'm bring and b.) this is a major reason why I don't have and will never have a gf.

what do normies find interesting anyway? Like, beyond shitty TV.

>>36116082
I can name all the stations on the Paris, London and Moscow metro systems and rank them by annual passenger flow

I can identify hundreds of pornstars, often without even seeing their face.

Where's my gf?

>>36116082
i said 'nigger' once

I am a deep thinkers.

>>36116082
Im a scientist and author of several scientific articles

I buy drugs off Facebook.

I'm cool because I call myself a robot and call people normalfags

>>36116082
I'm very good at fencing. Does that count?

>>36116082
I'm missing 4 fingers. Not that great but interesting nonetheless

>>36116758
Which fingers?

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>>36116867
The ones on my left hand. Fell with a power saw

I know a lot about history

i probably deserve a gf even less now

>>36116082
I'm platinum in LoL.

>>36116749
Be my fencing bf pls

I'm the one and only anonymous.

>>36117012
Do you fence?

My uncle put a gun in my ribs when he was drunk, the same day he shot one of my friends because he was in a motorcycle and he think he was a criminal

I speak 2 languagues, english isn't my native

I date 2 lesbians, one in school one in college

I had a friend who is in jail because he carry a gun when he was with my at my college

I'm friend with a beautiful profesional model

I kill my dog

I spit on a kid face

I was in 12 fights with different people

I had 12 girlfriends through my life

I ain't beautiful, i ain't tall, but i had countless lovers, a lot of girls, A LOT

When i was a kid i wacth two people having sex near to my house because their window was open, i realize it years later

I used to work as a Dj

I'm a professional pool player

I go to partys and clubs a lot

I go the gym 4 times a week

I used to dance for a academy but i left it because i get bored

I used to go mixed martial arts

I go to 7 islands in one trip with my family and friends

I know how to cook a lot of thing

I'm training to be a bartender

I do scuba driving too, also sky diving and rafting

I'm studying to be a Lawyer and be rich someday


I can continue

>>36117098
No, but I'll be a good husbando

>>36117099
>I'm studying to be a Lawyer
>and be rich someday
Pick one.

Unless you consider $150k to be 'rich'. That's not rich. You'll just be the king of the wagecucks. Rich means MILLIONS.

>>36116902
Fk dude that must suck so bad....
As a software engineer i'd lose everything I worked for and I have a deep love for basketball so it'd break me as a person.

>>36116749
Who's your favorite olympic fencer?

>>36117155
kek, alright. Let's do it

>>36117083
Holy shit! You're the hacker known as 4chan? Wtf?

>>36117263
It's a good start for a 18 years old in the second year of college, i'm going to be a lawyer at the age of 19 where i live

>>36117288
I don't have a favourite. In fact, I don't really like watching fencing.

>>36116749
Wow!
I used to do fencing to, but I quit.

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>>36117263
>have 150k salary
>don't waste it on stupid consumerist bullshit
>invest most of it every year
>build up stock portfolio
>retire with millions

that wasn't so hard

>>36117410
What kind? Epee, foil or sabre?

>>36117417
this, and i'm 18 years old

I am actually 3 children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat

>>36117417
Why do you want all the money when you'll be too old to enjoy it? What are you gonna use it for?

>>36116749
Damn right it does. If you can just work that into conversations people will want to get to know you better.

>>36117417
depends on where you live i guess. in small town usa, 150k is considered rich, and you could live pretty comfortably off of it

>>36116082
That's not interesting at all normie

>>36117263
>>36117263
you don't think a lawyer can become a millionaire?

you think lawyers are held in high esteem for all the charity/pro-bono work they do?

Lawyers make tens of millions, sometimes even hundreds of millions, when they win a big case against a corporation/company.

Sure, most lawyers won't see a fraction of that money, but if your goal is to become "rich", you can certainly do so as a lawyer.

>>36116429
Twice originalre

>>36117344
How is this possible? What country are you from?

My country (UK) has a faster-than-America path to becoming a lawyer, but assuming you go to uni at 18 and study law as an undergraduate (3 years) then immediately do the vocational training course, the earliest you can be a lawyer is 22. 21 if you do a accelerated 2-year degree.

>>36116082
>I am bilingual and have some extra knowledge in french and japanese.
>can draw
I'm never leaving the house though so no gf

I can yawn without opening my mouth.

>>36117099
this isn't a brag about how much of a stupid chad you are thread, it's a how INTERESTING are you thread. Do you really think you deserve a girlfriend because you killed your dog wtf?

I guess an interesting thing about me was my grandfather built cameras to photograph nuclear tests and my fathers side of the family has a 33rd degree mason+a great aunt who worked in the CIA but I'm boring as all hell without muh heritage.

Due to nothing but boredom, virginity, and my autistic interest in the language itself, I taught myself German. Not quite fluent, but I can understand almost anything I read.

>>36117682
Maybe you should try to get work in the CIA because nepotism.

>>36117635
you must look silly as fuck doing it

I appeared in a student film as a favor to a friend and have been told I'm a pretty good comedic actor.

>>36117734
Just my jaw muscles tense. I'm not opening my jaw either.

>>36116082
I like to do a bunch of things, but I am really bad at all of them.

>>36117714
2 stressful + I don't really like culty stuff

>>36117547
That's the tip of the iceberg anon. Every industry has the lucky few who become rich. So yes, technically you 'can' become a millionaire, but it would be wrong to assume that means that just because it's 'possible' it will necessarily happen.

>>36117566
I'm from south america, the study of the career lasts 4 years, i start college or "university" at the age of 16 as soon as i graduated from high school and i was young in high school too.

All my friends in high school were older than me for one or two years and i look like a kid in college.

What do you think?

>>36117547
Jonathan Sumption, England's richest lawyer, was only making 1 million a year before he joined the Supreme Court. That's out of tens of thousands of other lawyers in the country.

It's possible but very very unlikely. If you're only in it for the money you should go into business.

>>36117922
If the study takes 4 years and you start university at age 16, how are you going to be a lawyer at age 19?

>>36117682
i kill my dog because he was sick and in pain, he had worms and infections, i "sacrifice" him.

I don't deserve a gf, i already had a lot of girlfriends, read again

And your grandfather is interesting too.

>>36117962
because i graduated like 3 months before i turn 20, because i accelerated some things about the carrer to graduated as soon as possible

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I can sing extremely well and play eupho.

>>36117547
>Lawyers make tens of millions, sometimes even hundreds of millions

No they don't, lol. It's a good profession but if you want to make millions you need to OWN shit not provide services like a serf for the rich.

>>36117682
Chad = Interesting

I live at the edge of a forest.
The local crows, mice, and chipmunks all like coming up to me and take treats from my hand. The foxes kind of like me, too.
I've been training with german longswords and other things for a few years.
I've made every lasting friendship in my life through some sort of violence or form of stalking.
I have a ten year subscription statue from Warcraft.
I can mend clothes.
I'm not too bad at sketching stuff from life.
I hang out at the morgue with my friend sometimes.
One side of my family is farmers who've been practicing witchcraft since at least the 1800s. The other side of my family is yuppies.
I almost drowned as a small child.
I'm the only one in my family who hasn't had at least a couple encounters with ghosts or aliens.

>>36117012
What country are you in, m80?

>>36116082
There is legitimately nothing interesting about me.

No hobbies, no achievements, no nothing.

Maybe that's my interesting thing?

Gibe gf plx

I'm a dj/producer, I'm nothing special but it's still something I'm active with.
My thing is 80s inspired future funk/nu disco. I'm only really active in my local scene but along the way I've had the opportunity to play shows opening for Kero Kero Bonito, Com Truise, Gold Fish, Yung Lean, and a few other buzz worthy acts.
Overall I consider what I do a hobby and have no higher expectations for my music. I'm just passionate about music and glad I get to do something cool every so often.

>>36117926
To be a 1%er, you need to make around 500 grand a year. Making a million a year means you're in the upper echelons of the 1%. Just because there are billionaires out there doesn't mean being a millionaire is not extremely impressive either.

To your point about business, I don't have facts to back this up, but I would say you have a better shot at getting a better ROI as a lawyer than a businessman just because of how often businesses tank/fail. Being a lawyer is just more secure.

You are implying women are interesting, and therefore deserve an interesting bf.

>>36118051
>completely ignoring the second part of the sentence

>In 1985, Jamail represented Pennzoil, whose CEO Hugh Liedtke was Jamail's close friend,[7] in a lawsuit against Texaco. Pennzoil won the case and his contingency fee was $335 million.[8][9]

>>36117879
Of course, some lawyers make wages that make it hard for them to even pay back their J.D. Others are unemployed. Anon A implied that Anon B was destined to have a 6 figure income as a lawyer and I corrected him.

>>36118051
Oh and also, lawyers provide services to the rich just like business magnates and venture capitalists provide services to stockholders and the general public.

>>36117502
>old people can't enjoy things

There's a reason old people all flock to certain states/cities and dread retirement homes.

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I know a lot about a lot. But I'm not good at any of it.
Wanna hear all the reasons I dont deserve one though?

>>36116082
>The first car I ever drove was a 60 year old jeep with a manual transmission and no power steering
>I was in a rock and roll band for like three months (drummer)
>I'm a diesel truck technician
>I've been playing video games since I was three years old
>I read the entire Harry Potter series at the age of ten over the span of two-three months
>I've had a starring role in two school plays, one with only two weeks to prepare but still killed it
>my best friend is a drug dealer, but I never buy anything from him
>I passed a class once in high school without doing any homework
>I once ate the equivalent slices of two large pizzas in one sitting despite being skelly
>people call me the "human dictionary"
>when playing volley ball in PE, I'd punch the ball into the air instead of setting it, and was still relatively successful
>I toured Italy and Greece
All the interesting things about me are just little tidbits, nothing actually meaningful

>>36116082
I try to be as proficient as possible in most things in life and get pissed at myself if I'm not. Also I'm a bit of a history and space nerd. But I'm not getting Frasered so I don't think I deserve a gf.

>>36116663
How is this done?

cannotintodarkwebblox

>>36116639

Even professional scientists are on r9k? what subject are you a professor in?

>>36116184
Thats not interessting thats just autism

>>36117099
Is this a new copypasta wtf

>>36118877
dupes check it

I'm a very amature cartoonist,
But usually backfires when they ask me to draw them.

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>>36116082
I can spot dubs fast
>>36117099
>>36117155
oh yeah i can remember big numbers when i first see them (7+)
>>36117288
>>36117566
ok now i am bored of listing dubs

>>36119756
Everything is true

>>36116082
I'm learning muay thai so I can beat up chad, there are frequent gunshots around my house, and I am developing an addiction to cocaine. Those are all pretty interesting, where's my gf?

i can cook, I'm bilingual and I play(ed) rugby but I'm different from the others so I deserve no symphaty

>>36118868
>I read the entire Harry Potter series at the age of ten over the span of two-three months
The final one came out in 2007. If you were 10 when you read it, That makes you 17. Underage please go.

>I watch Chinese cartoons
>I can order food using only lines from sonic the hedgehog
>I'm more intelligent than most 12 year olds in this planet

>>36117427
>foil
On dit "fleuret", plebeien.

>>36120742
I'm 19. Maybe I was a little older when I read them