/britfeel/ hug your doggo edition

>>36115848
Slow night. Guess the normies who shit this place up are with friends

The OKC autistic qt hasn't responded yet lads ;_;

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>>36115848
Summer time is interracial time

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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Post them pics bois

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>>36115885
y-yeah haha... just having pre-drinks right now lads haha... will be hitting up the drinking and music establishments with the lads later...

>>36115885
>get invited out with my mates to go clubbing
>turn them down because I hate that sort of thing
>all I feel now is boredom and regret

>>36115912
Needs a lethal dose of rat poison tbqh. Do you kiss your dog on the lips like other white people?

>>36115919
Y-yeah me and Jay-J gonna go wild in Visions late haha

>>36115942
Listen mate I dont care if you're trolling that kind of talk wont be tolerated.

Now that diplomatic ties to Russia have fallen apart and war is just a matter of time, how will you avoid the draft?

>>36115965
I'm asthmatic so I'm all good
i hope

>>36115965
I've been on ESA for 8 years. They wouldn't trust me with a weapon

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>>36115942
u wot m8?
I know you're only looking for (you)s but I don't like you

>>36115965
I'm 30 years old with a long history and mental health problems. They might take me eventually but they'd have to be desperate.

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>>36115912
qt, here is my baby boy

>>36115965
Asthmatic and 24 so I'm a little too old

>>36115891
fucks sake all the women at my 50+ indoor five a-side league won't stop talking about this

>>36116005
>baby boy
>pink room
>floral bed sheets

why is a 45 year old mum posting here?

>>36115965
By not being American, kek.

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>>36115891
>this show is never going to air.
Feels bad. Looks like the guy tried so hard fit the C4 criteria.
Should have tossed in a disabled kid.

>>36116015
>little too old to be drafted.

Lad, it's up to 30 in draft times.

Asthmatic may get you out of the first run of drafting though.

>>36115825 #
>far left liberalism
thats fucking dumb either you are a liberal or not. far-leftists are not liberal and neither are far-rightists. explain how you can be a liberal but anti-free trade or anti-multicultraism. wtf do you mean. literally just ideological trash stfu desu desu desu

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Oh, it's great being a black lab in a white neighborhood

>Muslims wont DARE start a fight with you

"Intimidates brown guy"

>You get petted by EVERY white girl within a one mile radius

*Cuts to interspecies petting scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_k89bPHqw

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>tfw you will never be 16 again, drinking cheap cider, listening to shitty music chatting to all the birds and actually having a social life, even if it was a bit shit and neddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEoNtN7j04

>>36116005
I always wonder if the girl at my work who always posts pics of her and her dog has taken that doggo stick.


Also, why do dog people look at you like scum when you tell them you don't like dogs, yet they will tell you they hate cats?

>>36116130
>*Cuts to interspecies petting scene*
Awww

>>36116163
>>tfw you will never be 16 again, drinking cheap cider, listening to shitty music chatting to all the birds and actually having a social life, even if it was a bit shit and neddy.

What you mean? That's a basic friday night with the lads down by the bus stop

Did /britfeel/ give up on movie nights in the end?

Feeling a bit lonely rn tbqh

>>36116163
>tfw i was always an outcast and never got to experience that kind of life when younger

jealous desu

>>36116201
im feeling lonely to lad, but perhaps we can channel our wizard powers and physically comfort each other?

>>36116163
>tfw you lose your virginity at 16 to a chavvy girl at a house party
>never had sex since

>>36116048
oh shit, im exposed

>>36116163
dogs are not for lewd

>>36116289
w-was it nice?

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>>36116194
I mean I could have spent my time better.

>that's a basic Friday night with the lads.
Exactly, that's why I miss it. I mean I met the lads for a wee cheeky sesh at the pub on a Monday, but it's not the same. There's just something about getting on it and not having a care that you just can't get back when you're older and trying to relive it just makes it more depressing.
>at the bus stop
My mate had a caravan in his garden (a bit pikey looking back, but whatever) and everyone my age would rock up and get on it. His parents were the kind that couldn't give a fuck.

>>36116289
I lost my virginity to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvcWkbHI1Y

I still see the girl now and again and she's a complete fucking wreck of a human. I'm glad I dodged that bullet.

Rolling for din dins
1-2 dominos
3-4 local Italian run pizza place
5-6 kebab shop
7-8 thai food
9-0 chinese food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY

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>>36116317
It was as nice as you'd expect a 16 year old nerdy virgin losing his virginity to a older taller chavvy girl. Have a pic of her, I reckon she's decent but all my mates think she's a mong

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>>36116362
Get a salt and pepper munchy box mate.

>>36116362
What toppings you getting lad?

>>36116407
reee stop mentioning munchy boxes

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>can't do basic maths

fugg, wouldn't even pass GCSE level which everything needs, anyone know any self-learning sites? i started khan academy like 6 years ago but gave up

>>36116370
pic related? If so your mates are havin a giggl

Got any more pics?

>>36116407
Fucking would if I were in the scotchland mate, don't think anywhere in Londonium does em

>>36116416
Always get american hot, unless you have a better recommendation

>>36116273
I lost all hope of gaining wizard powers a few years ago lad :(

>>36116441
Why do you need to lad?

I remember in school teachers would say you need to learn it "Because you wont always have a calculator" then mobile phones were invented.... and it turns out teachers were too retarded to comprehend how the march of technology would change the world

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>>36116439
Why lad, does your Chinese not do those wonderful munchy boxes? I mean you do want salt and pepper chips, chicken balls, sweet and sour sauce, chicken strips, and ribs?

>>36116469
The south is Grim lad.
It's why I plan to move to Carlisle. Least I know I can still get a munchy box and Irn Bru. Even Lorne sausage.

>>36116492
pretty sure weve had this conversation and down south they dont do munchy boxes anywhere and its fucking annoying as shit, so jealous of places in the north which have munchy boxes

>>36116492
>The south is Grim lad.
too right, if i could work anywhere else I would.

>>36116521
Don't even know what a chip buttie is down here, it's fucked.

>>36116490
no decent apprentiships take you on without gcses or equilivent at least C

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>>36116521
>live in Manchester
>tfw no munchy boxes, just fancy bollocks fast food for arseholes

>>36116577
chip butties from chippies and cheesy chips from kebab places though lad

can't even get cheesy chips in the south

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>>36116521
I'm sure we have lad, it's just jest, shame you guys can't enjoy it.

I don't eat much junk food, well outside of my break at work, but fuck it, it's free. But when I do it's usually a munchy box. Usually have that, slap on a decent wee film and get fat as fuck.

>>36116531
>they have buttered rolls
>they have chips
>the idea of combining them confuses the fuck out of southerners.
I've never understood it.

>>36116577
>just fancy bollocks fast food for arseholes
Why are fast food joints trying to be anything other than fast food joints. Even McDees are trying to be a cut above themselves with table service. Fucking table service in a fast food place. Those absolute weapons.

>>36116492

Miss living at uni, place near there did a muchie box with donner meat, two piece of chicken, 3 nuggets and chips for 5 quid.

Fittest thing I've ever had from a takeaway.
can't get anything remotely similar in south manny.

>>36116634
>they have buttered rolls
This is where you are wrong lad, they actually don't.

mental as that sounds, I don't think you really got the propa nice soft rolls down here

>>36116603
And gravy and mushy peas and other bits from the chippy.

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>>36116450
>Got any more pics
She has a tendency to cover her face with her phone

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i think this thread needs some mr cuddles

https://www.indeed.co.uk/cmp/Knights-Group-Worldwide-LTD/jobs/Social-Media-Marketing-Apprentice-2772dbbfa44b70ef?q=Higher+Apprenticeship

gonna apply for this apprenticeship
pay isn't amazing but it's about getting your foot in the door

>>36115912
Fun doggo 10/10 would pet

>>36116005
Comfy doggo 10/10 would laze about on a sunday with

>>36116711
Tough doggo 10/10 would trust to protect my property and family

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>>36116665
Sounds decent lad.
Normal chicken or Pakora?
>>36116672
>Baps
If I wanted a hard roll, I'd buy a well toasted yin.

>tfw listen to dance music for the last few days and feel fucking good.
>decide to go back to listening to my indie shite.
>feel like shite.

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tfw of no qt azn gf is particularly strong today lads

>>36116740
>52k to post on twitter

>>36116740
>Social-Media-Marketing
As a robot this job will make you want to cut yourself. Plus you probably won't get it as a guy

>>36116791
and here i am posting on /pol/ for 22k a year lmao am i being mugged off?

>>36116800
thats ok because i'm a transexual-transnigger

lads if mummy may legalised guns, which gun would you buy?

>>36116818
supersoaker i think

>>36116818
cheapest with strongest capability and blow my head off

>>36116818
AK-47. I figure if child soldiers can operate them, I probably can

>>36116490
Every job I've had I was given a calculator on my desk. Phones did not make the difference you disgusting millennial

>>36116818
>which gun would you buy?
Blunderbuss

>>36116818
>legalised guns
but guns aren't illegal lad. I own a HK416 and semi-auto MP5 right now

dam right so ive done like three 2mg w xanax bars today n im high af wud normally jusy black out if i take too much at once but i did 1 this morning and 2 once i got home after i going out doing some errands...can someone tell me why xanax is bad? bc its helping me a lot right now. im a new user. like before i literally act like i had trauma... stuttering and shaking n shit avoidant af i literally couldnt function in life and now i just got access to xanny suddenly im well confidant i initiate conversations i can communicate with people i dont procastinate. im frustrated at myself for not trying it when i was younger now...maybe xanax just fixes what was making my brain go messy and it doesnt for other ppl.

>>36116818
not gonna lie, ive always wanted a henry repeating rifle, looks sexy

>>36116778

big fuck-off pieces of southern fried chicken.
pakora would've been a decent substitution, but that taste is provided with the nuggets, in a way.

>>36116818
I'd buy an assault butter knife

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>buy something from ebay
>get a message saying the payment hasn't gone through on their end even though it has on mine and there's nothing to indicate to me whether or not they're telling the truth.
kill me please

Currently sustaining on only a bowl of cornflakes from 8 hours ago and beer.

>>36116783
Had an azn gf lad, can highly recommend, can't even look at white girls seriously anymore.

>>36115987
Remember that when they do conscript you, you can find out if your fellow soldiers were ESA assessors and friendly-fire them when nobody's looking.

The prospect makes me actively excited at the prospect of conscription.

>>36116907
tell Ebay, they always side with the buyer especially if you can proof you've sent payment

>>36116711
Chuffin hell

>tfw just found a place which does chip butties in the south

thinking about trying it desu, no munchy boxes though

>>36116857
their point was you'd need it if you were away from your desk etc.

Yes I am technically a millennial but I'm over 30 and never had a calculator on my desk because computers are a thing

>>36116818
rocket propelled grenade launcher.
when i blow my brains out, i'm not risking failure.

(i'll have to do it in the garden though, mummy wouldn't appreciate me blowing out the walls.)

Spent hours watching Peep Show from the beginning and drinking vodka. Meant to go walking today but had a horrific hangover from last night.

Made a nice beef and ale pie though.

can anyone redpill me on indonesian women? theres one at my uni whos obsessing over me and i want to know what im getting my self into before i do anything ill regret

>>36116818

on this note, are the rules on air rifles and pistols the same as they were a few years ago? Thinking of getting a new .177 pistol to dick around with in the woods behind my house

>>36117002

dont know much about Indonesian women but is she fit? ive always thought of them as mucho uggos dessy

>>36117002
don't know about that lad
but i do know that 'The Raid' is pretty good film

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Here lads, what's some decent PC games I should download.
Preferably available through GoG.

Also, anyone else love the fact that adidas are making a comeback.
Fucking hated Nike being on top, worse trainer brand.

>>36117125
>making a comeback

adidas havent been anywhere lad, the only people who hyped up nikes were niggers

>>36116711
Fucking hell. What breed of doggo is that?

>>36116818
forgot to say i'd get a mac 10 to look like a villian in a 90s jackie chan film or a pearl handled revovler

It's time for a late night trip to the shops lads, hope I don't come across a muzzie patrol gang

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>>36117125
converse will always be king

>>36117125
OpenRCT2

unoriginal so you know its good

>>36117002
What type of Indonesian is she?

Most ""Indonesians"" at UK unis are ethnic Chinese from Indo because proper Indos are too poorfag

>>36115965
I'm probably too insane to be eligible, but if they do enlist me I'd happily go. Dulce et Decorum Est desu.

>>36117184
Once again, the tripfagging was purely accidental.

Havent seen this posted yet. Is the Kay meme dying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpyXioIvrDY

>>36117169
Converse are ultra normie trainers

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>>36117144
Aye but all the shops in my area had a shelf for Adidas and the rest of the store would be Nike. Now it's the other way around.

>>36117169
Old chucks are okay, the chuck 2 is fucking terrible.

>>36117213
She's upgraded her fucking phone and got that retarded image stabilisation Chris Chan uses

>>36117213
She and Lee are now trying too hard.

>>36116818
can't go wrong with a glock 17

>>36117213
>she starts by going on a rant about that guy whos winding her up with the t-shirts

>>36117213
its been dead on /r9k/ for a while, it's another meme the normies stole from us now

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>>36117125
if you want to look like fucking sonic

>>36117125
adidas are killing it with the vintage runners and modern stuff like the boost soles.
Nike haven't really shown any innovation in a while, but the air max 1 is prob one of my favourite shoes

I'm around loads of people who are smoking but I'm with family so this is shit

>>36117125
Depends what kind of game you're after really

>>36117125
trainers collectors are insufferable

>>36117268
That's our Pikeylad who's been winding her up

>>36117316
How old are you that you hide your smoking?

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>>36117213
Reminds me of milksteak

>>36117365
not the anon you asked but i hid my smoking from my parents until i was 27 when i finally gave it up

>>36117275
>not wanting to go fast Okay negro.
>>36117309
>tfw Sambas, Gazelles, Jeans, Dublins, Dragons, Hamburgs and Spezial are all the hit trainers right now.
Feels good lad.
>>36117332
Collectors in general are insufferable cunts/
I mean I collect trainers, but I wear them all. I don't just put them on a shelf and leave them.

>>36117328
Any game really, I can pretty much jump into any genre. Just replayed Sanitarium.

>>36117407
Arcanum of steamworks and magick obscura is pretty good. It's cheap too

>>36117365
20. I'm still living with them for real cheap so I avoid anything that could cause conflict.

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>>36117431
Arcanum, takes me back lad. Man I haven't played that in so long. I might give it a go again.

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I would to be honest with you

>>36117564
Forgot to add, the linux tranny finally read my interjection message

>>36117564
she looks 12. message her asking if she gets a lot of pedos

>>36117564

is that a tranny?

probably not original unfortunately

>talk to myself out loud all the time
>have conversations with imaginary characters without realising im doing it
>hate communicating with real people
>hate being in public places where people can see me
>isolation makes me feel very relaxed

How autistic am I? Should I go get diagnosed?

>>36117564
Same

Ask her about her good friend

lads! i am currently eating lidl tiger and it is fucking amazing. this is probably the best tiger bread i have had.

>>36117564
why does that 13 year old have a tattoo?

>>36117628
how does it compare to warburton's tiger lad

>>36117600
m9-1 this is almost exactly what i do, i love staying comfy in my room and chatting to myself and imaginary people in imaginary scenarios, and i agree that it makes you feel relaxed, always helps me to calm a bit if ive had a crappy day

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This was my room at 1pm

>>36117564
Always odd to me that people include they're political opinions in their dating shit

>>36117600
>have conversations with imaginary characters without realising im doing it

im not alone?

>>36117653
just some virtue signalling shit so they can filter out people who don't give a fuck about -isms

>>36117652
i've been looking forward to an update

>>36117642
pretty similar but the lidl one has a bit more taste and more of a crusty surface

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>>36117652

and now

I would have been on the new desk, but it's faulty so I gotta take it back tomorrow

>>36117652
that doesnt look comfy at all laddy, i hope youve improved it

>>36117686
not sure about the chair replacement mate but the rest is sound, good job

>>36117686
>grey carpet
How grim

>>36117686
even less comfy what the fuck do you think youre doing lad, short yourself out

>>36117652
>>36117686
Good work. Looks comfy and not super grim now.

>>36117364
>Pikeylad is actually Lee and this is an elaborate meme plotted by Kay and her son

>>36117716

The chair is just a temporary measure, as is the table as a desk.

I threw away the 15 year old desk and 29 year old carpet.

I doubt a new desk (in pieces on the floor) but none of the screws are drilled correctly, so I'll return it tomorrow

>>36117724
>>36117731

The flash on my camera makes it look shit, in the day it's extremely comfy

>>36117686
I have the same headphones.

It now looks more grim though mate

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>Control+F "Waifu"
>Phrase not found
What the fuck lads, sort it out. Post 'em.

My computers doing that thing where it gets the
quotation marks and the @ symbol mixed up for some reason. Bit annoying tbqh.
>>36116818
FN FAL, M1911, Mosin Nagant, 870, and MP9K.

In more or less that order.

>>36117777

Quads confirm the room is grim.

I'll take a photo tomorrow in the day to prove how it isn't that grim.

I bought a 3ds a while ago and I can't be bothered to ever play anything on it.

>>36117842
>bought a 3DS
>never used so sold it
>bought a New 3DS
>never used it

when will I learn

>>36117842
get dragon quest 8 on it or sell it

>>36117842
>tfw the switch means that soon there will be a full 3d open world pokemon game

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>>36117804
I kept getting that, go to the bottom right corner of the taskbar and click ENG and change the layout from United States to United Kingdom

do you remember when you were a kid and every game seemed to cost an incalculable amount, you would get excited just SEEING a game case. If someone bought you a game just physically holding the box was like 6 christmasses. When you wen't to someones house and they had stacks of games you would like at them all right away.

Ive got a stack of 6 ps4 games on my desk and i don't give a shit. Haven't finished Uncharted 4, haven't finished ffxv.

I remember before Christmas some kid came in with his oblivious mom so excited to get a 3DS with Yokai watch game. We didn't have any in stock and later that day his dad came and asked me where he might find it.

I just don't have enthusiasm like that anymore, for anything. I don't think any Adults do, not even Normies.

>>36117004
there are no rules for air powered pistols or rifles really. i've a gamo silent whisper .22 rifle and a browning replica C02 powered pistol. i just filled out a form with name and address at the shop i got them. well got the rifle online and got it delivered

>>36117930
Oh wow. I didn't even know you could do that, cheers. I wonder why it even flips over in the first place.

>>36117945
i remember saving up pocket money for months and going to game. now all i do is go on amazon and click buy. it's not the same.

why do my neighbours have to get stoned EVERY fucking day
can't open the windows coz it fuckin stinks

>>36117959
no idea, some windows 10 shit. My taskbar keeps bugging and overlapping fullscreen stuff too and I have to keep deleted explorer.exe and re-making it to fix. Never had annoying little problems like this with windows7 desu

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>tfw still wishing i was with my oney right kw
why am i so homo +shit i feel like my existence is so pathetic.i wish i didnt have feelings i wish was just a normie with a qt gf some times. i feel selfish that i cant just be a normal boy for my family desu. but why cant they just accept me for who i am why does it matter so much if i have a gf to them if i would be happier to bring home a boyfriend. idk I'm sad. why cant ppl just respect each other.

>>36117945
I have over a 1000 games in my Steam library plus loads of unplayed stuff on Switch/Wii U/Vita/3DS. I still enjoy video games but it's hard to find the time and I now have way more money than time these days.

>>36117945
>tfw had to wait for christmas or my birthday for games
>saved up pocket money for big releases
>me and my mates would always buy the same used cheap games from the bargain bin at grainger games and game
>would still have fun for weeks with games like Civilization Revolution
>nowadays triple A releases that I pay 50 quid for barely hold my attention for a week tops

I want to go back

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>>36118038
>I want to go back

We all do for one reason of another anon.

Maybe in the future there will be another wave of happiness for us all.

>tfw no bf to cuddle with all night

Can't stand birthdays on Facebook lads. Always have an autistic meltdown because of people paying attention to my existence. One year I deleted Facebook out of panic.

>>36118105
>One year I deleted Facebook

Bet Zuckerberg was pissed off about that

>>36116634
Just try getting scraps down south, lad. Looked at me like I'd gone daft, even more so when I explained what I was asking for.

Lads, has the advice fag guy that posts threads on this board left for today? I really needed to ask him something. FeelsBadMan

i dont even want a bf desu i dont deserve one

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HE RESPONDED

if you're here show us your boiclit

>>36118135
Lenlad?

>>36118105
out my 300 friends only two people wished me happy birthday. i really don't give a shit about birthdays anyway

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>>36118006
>>36118086
>>36118139
stop spamming you disgusting immoral annoying faggot

>>36118135
everyone just ignores my pleaing for help so i guess so

what you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7h_4RhONKw

>Buy house right before Brexit referendum
>"No way will this stupid shit pass!"
>Realise there really are that many racists and NEETS who are stuck squabbling with slavshit over bottom-of-the-barrel jobs and squalid council housing.
>House now worth 15% less than I paid for it because you spastics have crashed the economy
Nice work, you fucks. That'll teach me to try to live the normie life.

>>36118156
Idk his name, but probably. I caught him when he was just leading a few days ago, but decided to wait and give him something more structured to read through
>>36118192
FeelsBadMan. Is it the usual robot set of problems?

>>36118214
kek, this lad underestimated the power of meme magic.

(fyi i'm a commie, not a poltard

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>>36118170
Not all me senpai

>>36118214
I really hope there is a real housing crash soon.

>>36118214
Where do you live? House prices keep just keep going up and up around here.

>>36118105
deleted my fb weeks ago missing loads of groups and normies dun get it but whatever i still feel loads better

>>36118152
>5/10 meme
7/10 reply

>>36118214
None of the losers here who voted for Brexit will sympathise with you because they don't even understand what it's like to live alone, let alone buy a house.

>>36118250
Yeah because you don't own anything. You're at the bottom so you have nothing to lose. Fucking loser.

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>>36118214
I voted leave for the bants really, only time I've voted in my life because it's always a waste of time but I vote it'd be funny if we did leave but hearing aftermath stories like this just makes it extra sweet

>>36118250
Same desu, I don't want to be a rentcuck forever but I also don't want to buy at these prices

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Oh, it's great being a Financial Advisor in Weatherfield

>Pensioners wont DARE question your Financial Advice

"Have you ever considered releasing equity?"

>You get to whack EVERY old person within a one mile radius with your shiny metal

*cuts to swinging crowbar*

>>36118152
You begged for a reply. It doesn't count.

>>36118210
can't go wrong with a bit of damon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXnqjUfal4

>>36118271
Buying a house isn't and shouldn't be a short-medium term investment, we need a slashing of prices and closing off of foreigners buying any

Shipanon pretends to be a normie but writes to Ian Huntley in prison

Hmmm....

Should I watch Zodiac or rewatch Man on Fire lads?

>>36118337

That's not me, BritNormie/Scotanon is the guy who writes to Ian Huntley in prison.

I'm not a 'normie' (normalfag for non redditors) anyway, just a cyborg.

>>36118355
Watch Zodiac if you want something that's a bit slow paced. It's pretty great

>>36118337
Well he only pretends to write to him anyway

had a whole loaf of tiger bread to myself. think i am going to be sick.

>>36118371
>BritNormie/Scotanon is the guy who writes to Ian Huntley in prison.

C'mon. He isn't the one who has the obsession with killers.

>>36118224
im dumb and fell in love with a guy who probably doesnt even like me anymore or care that i am gone now. i didnt even say good-bye to him. im overly sad about it desu.., wish i wasnt such a pathetic homo failure.

>>36117750
I don't think they're that smart desu

>>36118413
You fat bloater. Fucking worth it though, aye?

>>36118431
>>36118337

Did one of your close friends/family ever get murdered by a serial killer? You seem to have a real grudge against people who are interested in them

Any time I've ever mentioned Elliot in passing you've always called me 'creepy' for some reason.

>>36118479
deffo worth it. do feel like a fat shit though

>>36118210
listening to the kind of shit I used to listen to when I was playing CoD and Counter-Strike until 6-7am every night, very nostalgic feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ldldyT0Uk

>>36118436
I hate being bi too tbqh lad. It's a hard life

>>36117886
One of the best games on the system to be fair

>>36118480
No but they are just real jerks

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>A fresh loaf of tiger bread
>Tear off a nice chunk
>Smear some butter on
>Get some ham onto it
>Bit of pickle
>Eat it in fistfuls

>>36118588

How am I a jerk?

>>36118604
>>Bit of pickle
ruined

>>36118604
fucking barbarian

>>36118480
>Did one of your close friends/family ever get murdered by a serial killer?

Actually yes mate. My American great uncle was killed by a guy called Nicholas Ingram

>>36112802
gets 9 replies

>>36118281
gets no replies

>>36118436
Get rekt, mate. I sucked my first cock last night and I'm feeling like a giant homo success.

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>>36118634
>My American great uncle was killed by a guy called Nicholas Ingram

kek

>>36118610
Not you, the serial killers

>>36118637
Coronation Street is for housewives, that's why.

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I want to order a curry but it's 11:40 and I've not showered so I look too greasy to answer the door

>>36117686
>Carpet
Mistake, it's a cunt to keep dust free.

>>36118684
>too greasy
>receiving food off a swarthy paki

>>36117804
>My computers doing that thing where it gets the
>quotation marks and the @ symbol mixed up for some reason. Bit annoying tbqh.
Need to switch your keyboard input type

if @ is above 2 you need US English, otherwise set it to UK

>>36118706

The other carpet had an inch thick of dust under it

>>36118637
Didn't really get your reference tbqh lad

Pretty much been drinking all day. Normally can't do this cause of family but they were drinking early aswell so got away with it

>>36118684
>it's actually only 22:41
>12hr time
Outed yourself as a yank there lad.

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>>36117804
>>36118730
forgot to attach waifu, brit icecream OC edition

>>36118714
ironically half the staff and the delivery staff in my local indian are polish

apparently the pajeet owners are middle class enough to employ white people, this immigrantion lark is a funny thing

>>36118684
Curry will be greasy too lad

Do you lads reckon you could kill a person? What would push you to that point?

>>36118886
I could kill myself lad. I'm a person.

>>36118886
Settle down May

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>>36118836
Anyone else drain bought curry down the sink before putting it on the plate? Just siphon off some of the well of orange oil you always get?

>>36118886
If I could do it without penalty I'd love to try it. I've posted about it before. Pic related.

>>36118886
Probably could but id rather not, dont wanna go to prison and get buttraped

>Apply to student accommodation
>Have to pay a 300 quid security deposit

Normie life wasn't for me anyways

>>36118886

Anyone could if pushed hard enough, it would have to be the most severe grievance though, like killing a family member

>>36118941
nah just give it a stir lad, it's flavour.

>>36119021
>Rent for uni accommodation was only 100 bong less a year than the loan I got

>>36118941
>De-greasing curry
Go steady. You need to be careful not to spill any of that hot oil on your fanny, hen.

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>>36117804
i've been busy all day butchering a cabinet to make the worst desk known to mankind

>>36119119
>>36119067
That shit is fucking rank. I don't know how you can bring yourself to eat it. I tell you what else, I split it in half. Half a curry, half a rice, a few chapattis and some Greek yoghurt/ raitha. Two days' dinners that way.

>>36119116
Unlucky lad, I'm true low class so I get 8k a year in loans, rent is 5k a year but I need to somehow get this 250 bong, feel shitty asking my parents

nobody over the age of 59 should even be able to use the fucking NHS. their lives are over they're just a fucking drain on society

>sat at home doing nothing
>still really anxious for no reason
The fuck is this shit. It doesn't make any sense

>>36119189
Yer mam's a drain on society, soft lad.

>>36119189
they shouldn't be able to vote either

>>36119189
They could have 25+ years of life at that age.

>>36119189
>age of 59
>still working and paying taxes
>drain on society

>>36119189
i know lad, ideally there should be a fund that they contribute to over their lifetime in order to provide for themselves in old age

>>36119189
retarded attitude. do you think people should work there entire lives contributing towards society and then just told to fuck because they are no use. should fuck off from brit feel because most people here are drains according to you

>>36119185
are you up no'rth?

mine has come to 5k ish, and that was part of the reason I applied up here was because it's cheaper and my money would go further. but apparently I have like 2.5k to last me a year for books/food/anything else
that's for 42 weeks though, so I'll just have to live off bread and butter when I come home for winter/summer break

>>36119146
you're still fucking eating it dumbass, it's greasy as fuck through and through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
video related is you

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>>36119189
>Lets not treat honest people who've worked their whole lives and paid into the system
>Lets keep wasting all our NHS budget treating degenerate boozers who drink too much on a friday night
>Lets keep treating people who use sunbeds and smoke who get cancer in their 40s


I know this is bait, but if its not your certainly you're underage

>>36119291
>life
You mean sucking out even more of our taxes

>>36119316
They are still a net loss to society and with our high unemployment occupying pointless jobs is not a benefit.

>>36119333
Yeah Newcastle lad, I have 3k to myself after rent but I plan on getting a part time job tbqh, no idea how people can live on just loans unless they live at home

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>>36115912
C-can I cat-post?

just sent a picture of my thompson to a lass and she replied with 'ok?'

am i in?

>>36119353
>They are still a net loss to society and with our high unemployment occupying pointless jobs is not a benefit.
Are you a fucking android?

>>36119349
>who've worked their whole lives and paid into the system
Most of them especially women take out more than they put in

>>36119353
>>36119386
So you're saying they should keep treating people who don't look after themselves who are under 59, or people who have looked after themselves but happen to now need help from the system they paid into just because they're elderly?

What about people who are on benefits? they're a net loss too. Why not just privatize th ewhole thing at that stage?

>>36119333
>have like 2.5k to last me a year for books/food/anything else
>that's for 42 weeks though, so I'll just have to live off bread and butter when I come home for winter/summer break
Cry me a river I had fucking 100 bong

>tfw my parents gave me 50 for my birthday and told my to buy something nice and I used it for rice and frosty jacks

>tfw for some reason keep wanting the plush toy i had when i was 2

>>36119189

Make it 75, and I'd agree

>>36119353
do you honestly think the world would work if you told old people that they cant use a national health service after they have spent their entire life paying taxes

are you autistic?

>>36119349
Men don't get pregnant, why should they have to pay as much as women

>>36119409
>Cry me a river I had fucking 100 bong

Well that's just shitty parents desu

you probably would have been better off moving out and claiming they refuse to pay you anything, student finance would have paid you the full poorfag amount.

>>36119440
Who the fuck got the women pregnant idiot?

>>36119397
Younger people, especially men, are no through austerity and higher retirement ages set to actually contribute money to the system and have to shoulder the debt of the old women.

Its not because they are elderly its because they have already been a huge drain, why should we put even more burden on the young so we can keep them alive to be even more of a burden again.

> from the system they paid into
Except they didn't pay in to it, they took more than they paid for.

have so many retarded people on brit feel suddenly appeared because they are drunk or normies?

some of the comments i am seeing is more retarded than the racist stuff

Fucking hell lads someone give me some attention

I just need to know that there's at least someone who recognises that I exist

>>36119513
orate then lad

>>36119508
racism is a social construct, lad

>>36119513
hello human. how are you today?

>>36119458
>you probably would have been better off moving out and claiming they refuse to pay you anything
I was moved out. They only way I could get the money would be if I had declared myself officially estranged from them which would have taken multiple interviews etc. to prove we would never speak again.

>>36119513

This is gonna be one of those posts that gets 60+ (you)s

First year uni exams in 30 days, lads.

How do I get 100%?

>>36119459
Not me mate KHHV here

>>36119513

You have affected my life slightly.

I am typing this post out right now because of your actions (making that post). I would have been something something different if you hadn't posted it.

You have affected my life ever so slightly.

i have noticed that brit feel is normally worse on a saturday because the wagies come on here.

>>36119569
1.be a very attractive girl
2.fuck teacher

>>36119587
real neet hours best hours

genuine question to anyone who wants to lose their virginity

would you shag a 3/10 if she dropped her knickers and spread her minge infront of you?

>>36119569
Don't need 100%, just enough to pass lad.

>>36119569
>How do I get 100%?

dont be soft, lad. i think its pretty much impossible to get 100%. i remember the teacher saying that for it to be over a certain percent, the work needs to be publishable. unless you're a literal genius, you aint getting 100%.

all the other advice i can give you is going to be generic shit because i dont know your study.

>>36119628
no lad i wouldn't

>>36119362
I think it's doable on loans for any uni that's not in a major city, but you won't be enjoying yourself for sure.

>>36119550
>They only way I could get the money would be if I had declared myself officially estranged from them which would have taken multiple interviews etc. to prove we would never speak again

you need nothing from the parents if you declare that

you make up a written excuse like they reject you because of a family feud or something, an acquaintance of mine at uni did exactly that to claim and pretended they kicked him out for being a poof.

He was half telling the truth though, he was a poof.

>>36119634
I want to make my grandparents proud. :(

>>36119628
not a virgin but i definitely would of when i was a virgin.

would shag a 3/10 right now tbqh. an ugly girl is still better than my hand

>>36119657
fair enough, spend the entire month gitting gud then because ain't no other way you're getting 100%.

>>36119628
i really want to say no but i honestly think i would have a go on it

>>36119544
pretty shit to be honest lad, wish I'd get hit by a bus and killed instantly

>>36119581
thanks

>>36119336
>Pour the grease away
>You're still eating it
>?????
Looks like I might as well butter my bread again then.

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>>36119569
>How do I get 100%?
>implying that's possible at uni
>implying that matters because it's first year so the grade doesn't carry over

Been a few days since I last posted

At my parents for Easter, been cucked by the internet, its got an adult content filter so I have to post from phone

Really miss you guys, anything good happen lately??

also haven't fapped in 72 hours, feeling pretty proud of myself, might try and go the whole 3 weeks

Fucking month into my diet and I blew out tonight. Necked my beer then went to the chippy for a large fucking chips and sausage, fucking chippy was CLOSED. To say I am pissed off is an understatement. Had to go to th chinky as the plan b. Got a beef chowmain (because that's the only chinese food I know) and chips. Fucking knew it was going to be shit and it fucking was. Fuck everything.

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>>36119366
noice. here's my catto

>>36119628
I would prefer a 3/10

The porn I wank to is of that

>>36119723
tell em you cant access movie sites cos horrors are 18+

Fuck off Michael come back over

>>36119587
there's wagies on here all the time lad

>>36119635
If you are doing a proper degree I.E STEM very high marks are possible if just very hard to get. When it comes to actual work the lecturer doesn't just stick xhir thumb in the air and make up a mark.

>>36119655
Well too late now, I was told it was a lot more difficult than just declaring it.

Just got back from studding Mr Cuddles, lads. He's been busy all evening shagging a saucy Cane Corso bitch

>>36119783
Ya can take a cheat meal lad, just try not to do it to often, I have one once a month

>>36119793
Naa mate, its fine, dont really want to watch porn, and as much as I miss posting here, maybe a little space will do us good, I dont want to shit the thead up with to much my nonsense

>>36119785
your catto really looks like my catto

>>36119785
Very nearly squashed a cat tonight.

>me driving down road. jpeg
>catto hiding under a parked car
>man walking a terrier doggo
>doggo sees catto and tried to attack it
>catto engaged flight mode and darts across road with disregard
>manage to slam on breaks and stop withing no more than 200mm
>catto gets away but loses at least one of its nine lives

>>36119826
if you beat me at mini golf

>>36119853
what breed is mr cuddles lad? hope he enjoyed his self

da ork only follow da biggest n baddest

Best dog breed?

I vote German Shepherd or any other breed of dog that is capable of having a job

>>36120056
hun detected
get out spy

This Zodiac killer is a bit of a wrong 'un lads.

>>36120092
He's alright, just doing it for the banter with the pigs

>>36120092

proper smart cunt though, it has to be said

>in a group chat with a bunch of normies
>reading how their night out has failed and they've all lost each other
>some of them calling the others cunts for ditching them
>I'm comfy at home playing Yakuza while reading this

Good feel lads

>>36120087
>tfw no English German Union
Why did WW2 have to happen lads?
We wasted so much, we could have been bros

>>36117213
haha kays' on about me. Left her another message even slipped in fedora. I wonder if she'll notice and realise it's an elaborate ruse

>>36120031
He's a Presa Canario, lad. He's fast asleep so i'm guessing he enjoyed himself. I'm taking him round there again tomorrow to make sure the bitch gets pregnant. There will be puppers available soon, if you're interested in a Cane Corso/Presa mix. They're going to be huge

>>36120152
If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong.

>>36120152

post the convo? with censored names obviously

>>36120155
there are no bros under fascism, hitler would have continually sought to subvert and dominate us

>>36120138
>>36120145
We need a new guy like that. Be fascinating to watch it unfold.

>tfw shippy's not here to give me a lethal dose of sarin

>>36120194

lenlad

>lenlad

>>36120152
Don't see why people would get salty about that shit Not like it means anything. Not like a night out is every good anyway.

>>36120187
>tfw not living under facism
We could have gotten state issued girlfriends by now

>>36120194
The problem is, the technology has moved on so much now. Totally different game. I bet they'd get suss even if you started looking up books on evasion, reading websites and alluding to it on a fish and chip paper reading circular

>>36120173
good lad how much per pupper?

>>36120232
lad, we are robots, we feed off society's scraps, we would only get shit tier ones

I went to the shop and didn't realise I had no way to pay until I was infront of the guy at the till

>>36119866
is your catto called eric as well?

>>36120268
What did you do?

Oringaloalalo

>>36120232
Yeah and forced to get married and start having kids by 21. Fuck that.

>>36120241
He said he was going to sell them for around a grand, probably a bit more for a female. I wish I took a few pics of the bitch, she's nearly as big as Cuddles

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>>36120175
enjoy the wacky banter lad

Based Mr Cuddles getting his end away. It really is a dogs life.

>>36120293
I got super embarrassed, said I can't pay and walked out.

>>36120277
no, he actually has no name

>No fap for 72 hours
>accidently see some porn
>Diamond dicks

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>doggo died from heart worms last year

>>36120307
fuckin hell lad bit too pricey for me unfortunately, understandable though

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>>36120417
>heart worms

Confused as to how this isn't an original comment tbqh

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>>36115848
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>Summerfag comes into the surgery
>Has been outdoors playing sports all day
>Dehydrated and suffering from heatstroke
>Wants me to give him an isotonic drink
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36120487
Good shipman, that'll teach the fucking normies

>>36120487
fucking hell, remember when i got dehydrated one day in summer, was supposed to bike home from college but could barely stand up and went almost blind, had to call my mum to pick me up from a sports direct carpark

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>>36120487

Reminder that Shipman nodded off in one of his police interviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzamlH78uA

>do you have an aspirin?
>why have you got a headache?
women, amirite

>>36120705
>Do you have any aspirin?
>why, you bleed out your gash again?
Men, amirite

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You know what? I'm glad she obviously doesn't fancy me back, my knob stopped working two weeks ago anyway. Room temperature wodka is the only thing I need to keep me company in the cool of the night. What's that on after American Werewolf in London? Isolation? How fucking apt, you cheeky Film4 bastards.

absolutely wankered gentles ahhaaha fucking hell i feel fuckin amazing and i dont want to wake up in the morning mainly because i dont think id enjoy the sleep so i just wont have the sleep yeaaassss lads hahahaha

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>>36120774
It's crazy how much Jay has changed the past few years. Especially as he's in his 30s.