Things that happened to you that most people wouldn't believe.
>lost my virginity in a threesome with two qt girls
>>36113170
>tfw don't know anybody, so it's not possible for people to believe or not believe it, since they don't know me
>>36113170
Got genital warts from a Playboy model
>>36113208
Than tell the retarded virgins here. They will listen and not believe you.
>>36113170
Damn you're right, l literally dont believe you at all
I've been in 2 serious relationships.
>>36113456
That's fine.
I was 17 at the time. They were both mega sluts.
>>36113483
>That's fine.
Good
>>36113504
Doesn't make it less true.
It's hilarious how you virgins just can not accept that people have sexual encounters. Kill yourself.
>>36113537
Damn you sound triggered, try making up some more stories to comfort yourself
>>36113170
> been exorcised upon.
>>36113560
>>36113477
>>36113276
I believe you
>>36113170
Don't believe you at all
>>36113170
>Committed a felony in france by forging french miltary documents
>never got caught
>mfw I'm an internationally wanted criminal
>>36113170
your right I don't believe it.
>>36113170
Family and I got gassed with Chlorine and we ended up hospitalized (due to an industrial accident).
>>36113650
Mods can see your IP stupid ass
>>36113170
>>lost my virginity in a threesome with two qt girls
Things that never happened: The Post
>>36113710
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>36113170
I met a famous A celebrity female that is one of the hottest women on the planet and I silently farted when near her so she could inhale my gas. So a famous, beautiful female celebrity has sniffed my farts. She probably knew but it's something she could never change. I've been inside her.
>>36113758
>I met a famous A celebrity female that is one of the hottest women on the planet
who was it?
>I was the voluntary shota in some nice /ss/
>Also had a threesome as teenager
Didn't stop me from going hiki for nearly a decade, nor does it help me with being shy as fuck around women now.
>>36113721
Well technically it was a slight exaggeration because all I did was photoshop the ID card of my brother who is in the french foreign legion because he burnt his while smoking weed
It's technically a felony but I don't think anyone gives enough of a shit to arrest me
>Pressured by mom into giving her a kid
>Completely normal family situation otherwise
Albanian mafia did an mock execution on me after i was forced to dance in a school event with one of their sisters.
>>36113764
If I tell you who it was you'll say >celebrity, >hot
But it wasEmma Stone.
I just happened to run into her and I just said I to her but I farted when I was near her and she can't take it back.
>>36113852
Was it to scare you or just for laffs?
>>36113170
I nearly lost my virginity when I was 9.
>tfw my bullies would tease me about how no girl would ever want to fuck
>tfw (at least at the time) I probably got closer to fucking than they ever did
How the turntables
>>36113963
Not sure, the roastie i was forced to dance with had some kind of mental disability so she and i was the only ones not dancing and the other roasties noticed it and forced me to dance with her.
Then his brother picked me up with cars next day and took me to a forest and said if i ever come close to her i will be living under a tree there. I was just and 16 year old autist who wanted to go home and play runescape. At least they did not leave me there and drove me back in the city. The brother killed a man a few years later tough.
>>36113170
I am able to create Psychokinesis.
It is something all people should be able to do but only a few really want to.
But there is a way to "manufacture" it.
>>36113170
My uncle put a gun in my ribs when he was drunk, the same day he shot one of my friends because he was in a motorcycle and he think he was a criminal
I speak 2 languagues, english isn't my native
I date 2 lesbians, one in school one in college
I had a friend who is in jail because he carry a gun when he was with my at my college
I'm friend with a beautiful profesional model
I kill my dog
I spit on a kid face
I was in 12 fights with different people
I had 12 girlfriends through my life
I ain't beautiful, i ain't tall, but i had countless lovers, a lot of girls, A LOT
When i was a kid i wacth two people having sex near to my house because their window was open, i realize it years later
>>36113170
Thiswas probably cool.
>>36114167
Also i'm only 18 years old
>>36114106
even if you are lying be careful what you reveal online. The snatchers exist.
t. anon who thought lucid dreaming and astral is a common thing.
>>36114181
In all honesty I didn't actually put my dick in one of the girls but made out with her and played with her boobs while I fucked her friend. So not sure if that actually counts as a threesome but it was close enough for me.
I got robbed at gunpoint then exactly a week later I got into a car accident
>>36114167
why did you kill the doggo?
>>36113170
>Lost my virginity to a MILF I played an MMORPG with.
That was a hell of a week. I also learned the head of my dick is too thick to deepthroat passed.
>>36114255
He was sick and in pain
It was like one year ago
>>36114167
I believe everything you said. Some really weird and awesome things can happen when you actually go out and experience life.
>>36114274
Ah, you are a good man then
>>36113843
>Pressured by mom into giving her a kid
w-what did you mean by this?
>>36114317
it's more common then you think
I've been hiding away from the law for 6 years in the same city they're looking for me, just a mile away from the police station.
>>36113170
That I'm still a virgin
origano
>>36114348
what EXACTLY did you mean by THAT? I don't get it tbqh
>>36114378
Single mothers having unprotected sex with their teen/adult sons.
ITT we all believe everyone except OP
i met a girl in counterstrike and within two weeks we had sex. she was an asian biomedical engineeringg student and my dick is like barely above average and made her bleed. tightest thing it was legit basically impossible to get it inside but it happened
>>36113901
>committing fart rape
disgusting. die
>>36114287
Dude i'm only 18 and i actually feel boring af, thanks
>>36114167
>ITT Things that happened to you that most people wouldn't believe.
>i speak 2 languages english isnt my first lol
WOAH DUDE THATS SOME CRAZY SHIT SLOW DOWN
I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU
>>36114552
I'm 23 and feel pretty boring myself. But compared to the people I talk to my life sounds like crazy movie or something.
There are people here who don't believe my virginity story for example.
>>36114615
It was a joke because everybody in 4chan call me "nigger" everytime i try to write here...
>>36114356
Thank you for finally revealing your location. We're on our way.
>>36114615
>know 6 languages
>live in a country where everybody knows at least 3-4 languages
So it's nothing special here, not that i would have anybody to impress with the languages anyway.
>>36114669
you type like a spic. not a nigger
>>36113170
>I jacked off on an airplane and came when the flight attendent knocked on the door to tell me I was taking too long.
>>36113170
Im an Uber driver. Wrestlemania was in town last year, and I got RVD as a rider. He was in my car for like 20 mins. He was nice, and all, but he clearly didnt want to talk.He was busy on his phone, and kinda looked annoyed. Dropped him off at the arena the hall of fame ceremony was happening at.
>>36114167
What the fuck is this, spot the true statement?
>>36115012
Everything is true, i had more things if you want
i was staying at a hotel in Seattle a few years ago and I smoked weed with Charles Barkley
>>36113170
I used to get my ass groped a lot in Midde School.
>>36114167
holy fuck, is this actually true?
bump
oruguno iriginal original
>>36113170
Got my first job ever to earn 4 months wage to skip the country and ann herro
>I made out with a lesbian.
It actually wasn't that great, in fact it made things pretty awkward for a couple days.
>>36116009
I had sex with a so-called lesbian two nights in a row.
She claimed to have never had sex with a guy before.
>>36116009
>>36116053
meet me, can we be friends?
>>36114167
>>36116171
>I kill my dog
Unless you were starving to death I don't see any justification for killing your doggo.
>I had sex with my best friends mother in law
Im actually a virgin
>>36116199
What about this, he had worms you can see bones and blood, we need to kill him
>>36114274
>>36116644
Yeah that's a good reason.
I didn't see that post.
>>36114317
Exactly what it says on the label.
I pimped my baby mamas and sold yayo.
>>36113170
I kicked down the door to a shitter and threw out the guy sitting there because he took forever and there were three or four of us wanting to take a shit before the lunch break ended
I was a hero the rest of the week
>>36113170
I ate emergency contraception pills just to see what they do to me.
I ate dog shit.
>>36113170
Had more than 2 friends once.
I've donated Bone Marrow 8 times
I nab panties for my collection
I have 2 pairs from a pornstar
I once got caught in the middle of a tornado and survived.
my step-dad used to beat me and make me call him daddy, but when my mom took him to court he ended up dodging jail.
I used to own a wolf as a pet.
I've survived being attacked by coyotes.
I've almost been hit by 18 different cars.
I once saw 3 guys break into a tacobell at 4 in the morning.
>>36114243
kek, your life makes me laugh.
>I've had sexual relationship with my sister who's 9/10 and stepsister 6/10, but never had a sex with either of them
>Lost my virginity to 39yo cute fitness teacher in my brothers friends birthday party.
>>36113170
I onced popped over 20 mixed pills of molly and snorted a gram of cocaine in one night. I am a virgin who has never even been to one party. I am 29 and still obsess over not being a teen with friends.
>>36113170
>live in 1st world country
>work over 200 hours a month
>still pass out from starvation in the street
>get scavenged
>live in cheap place
>bug infested
>mold ridden
>filthy matress
>retard roomie
>watches the same season of a shit german show on vhs over and over and over and always keeps lights on and volume up
>especially when I need my allocated 4 hours of sleep
>stole a stacy from chad
>keeping depression somehow in check without meds
>work for a mafia boss
>not get paid
>get to evidence anyway so I gotta pay taxes and insurance from what I didn't make
>vidya since 1995
>honestly enjoy Assassin's Creed
>work factory
>get paid honestly
>actually love my job
>best friend
>really love the person
>confide in someone that I'm not expecting intercourse
>best friend again
>remind them they're a good person
>no beliv
people don't believe anything I say
>>36113170
a girl i was hanging out with on my first day of meeting her went to buy vodka and then told me "lets kiss" and she kissed me first. i lost her number and don't know where she lives.
at least I'm not kissless anymore