/britfeel/ another weekend in edition

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Kev isn't sat inside. He is outside enjoying this fine weather.
Be more like Kev.

>>36109612
Kev can shove it up his fucking arse 2bh.

>see interesting thread on page 1
>click on it
>it's already at page 4
Why fucking bother

>>36109618
mine first haha please

>>36109629
Kev seems like a fine enough fellow to be nice enough to do that for you.

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Post your waifus lads

How are my fellow wagies spending their precious 48 hours of freedom?

>tfw from shitty little village so can't even go for a nice walk by myself.

>>36109621

The majority of britfeelers come to /r9k/ exclusively for britfeel. So do I now. I don't think I've been on a non-britfeel thread in about 2 months.

>sell my phone because I want a new one
>CeX offer me 50 quid because the camera lens is cracked
>replace it with a 4 quid chink replacement part
>sell it to them for 210 quid

Thank god for CeX and their low standards, made a comfy 156 quid profit from a 4 quid part

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Has to be the road for me lads

Lads a parcel arrived for me today with a dildo, a buttplug, and some panties in.

Turns out I ordered them the other night when I was blind drunk.

>tfw drunk me is a degenerate

what do?

>>36109664
give it to ur mum for her birthday

>>36109657
Who on earth would pick dominion? I'd get nervous if I was playing a video game like that.

>>36107923
Wow. You must have had such a shit life to be so jealous and bitter. I feel very sorry for you.

If the anon who was talking about buying headphones a couple days ago sees this, thanks lad. These are a game changer.

Christ I wish football would fuck off.

I'm stuck wasting 45 minutes of my Saturday in traffic because of football chavs

Vile sport with the vilest low class fans.

How do people sell shit on Ebay lads? I sold my PC last week for a grand and I've been constantly worried they're going to say it's broken and ask for their money back, keep reading about these horror stories since Ebay always back with the customer and shaft the seller

>>36109709
You literally have to rely on people being fair and nice

>>36109701
If you live in the uk and can't make yourself like football, you're going to have a bad time.

>>36109719
Christ, I'm fucked

>>36109727
Only if you're in the provincial lower middle-class or below.

>>36109727
Why would you want to hang out with vile low class football fans ?

>>36109701
>not lightly following footie so you have something to talk about with normie family members

>>36109666
>666

Devil must be obeyed.

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Just been looking at photos of the women at the Grand National Ladies Day.
I don't care if I sound like an autist, normie women and their enablers are fucking vile.

oi lads a chav nicked me mobile at tesco

>>36109732
Most people are fair though.

Still I'd never use ebay for high priced items.

If they say your item is broken they have to return it too

>>36109738
Because everybody that goes is vile and low class. Somebody doesn't know shit it seems

>mum has friends round
>i didnt get to eat beforehand
>now i wont be able to eat until around 10-11pm

kill me

I'm stuck in traffic because some idiot thought it would be a great idea to close one lane of a dual carriageway so football walkers can walk in the road.

>>36109644
There must be some public footpaths near fields or something

>>36109749
Literally all of them were orange.

>>36109783
the real idiot here is you, for being on your phone while driving

Every time I see police outside football grounds I wonder how much of my tax money is bring wasted

About to smoke dat gud weed lads

>>36109794
Yeah but because its so remote if I go out by myself there's a high chance of getting mugged or killed by someone dressed as Leatherface.

>>36109799
>traffic jam

No driving is happening

>>36109801
The clubs pay for policing.

>>36109783
>normie complaining about other normies

>>36109801
>people who support different football teams are incapable of not beating the shit out of each other
It's a wonder this country achieved anything at all.

>>36109808

Me 2 homieee
just have to get the laundry hung up and it's soma time for me.

>>36109810
I thought the one positive of villages was less chance of being mugged and killed because it's only old people living there?

You're shattering my preconceptions of comfy village life here... and I don't like it ;_;

I wanna eat a big meal before the weekend ends but I haven't shit in 2 days and feeling clogged up.

this is fucked up. my farts are proper smelly to, even under the covers they penetrate two duvets.

what do

I'd rather be surrounded by middle class pakis than chav whites

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did you have good family day outs as a kid /britfeel/? Ikea was pretty fun

>>36109854
I live in Blackpool so we'd go 'play tourists' every now and then.

bit shit desu

>>36109824
except that is the reason we achieved what we did, we're fucking island monkeys lad genetically we're fighters its in our nature

why do you think we've lasted over a thousand years without a successful invasion? it certainly isnt coincedence

when push comes to shove we're testosterone fueled hard bastards

What's a good middle class sport or hobby?

>in animecon manch
>no fucking melonbread

REEEEEEE I WENT THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT TO GO HERE YET THERES NO FUCKIN MELONBREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WENT HERE PURELY AT THE HOPES OF FRESHLY BAKED MELONBREADDDDDDDD

>spend entire childhood and teenage years wishing adults would just fuck off and leave me to my own thing
>now that they've left me to my own thing i crave direction and assistance because it turns out i'm still mentally 14 and jesus christ the only thing they do is tell me to get a job
this is just one of those episodes where i learn to appreciate parents and teachers, right? i'm going to scream soon, and the camera will zoom out to reveal that actually, i'm still a kid, in class, screaming. And the teacher will yell and I'll have detention, but rather than talking back I'll accept it gladly knowing the future that would otherwise lie ahead.

Right? That's what's happening here, isn't it? It is, right? Tell me that's what's happening.
I think I'll scream right now...

>>36109854
Carpet stores were more fun. Used to cling on lto them and spin like that log from Ninja Warrior

>>36109892
>I live in Blackpool

My apologies.

>>36109919
Lacrosse

off the the shop lads, what should i buy?

>>36109919
rugby or golf

>>36109732
if it's any consolation I'm so cucked that when things aren't working right I just accept it rather than starting a fuss.
the stress from disputing a payment, or even just posting something back myself would probably kill me.

>>36109919
Golf
Tennis
Squash

Working class people don't play these sports, they only watch.

Struggling to think of non-sport hobbies.

>>36109932
blackpools not that bad, i go to pleasure beach all the time, its cheap and fun.

>>36109963
>golf
>squash

both of these have been claimed by working class normies lad

>>36109824
Nah, the fighting is cool and makes a lot of sense. Football's just an excuse.

The real weirdoes are the ones who actually care about grown men kicking a ball between some posts. I mean, a lad's severed scrotum sure - that's the price of supporting [LOCAL TEAM OF ADJACENT TOWN] - but an actual regulation football? Christ, how dull. You might as well join the trainspotter crowd if that's your idea of interesting.

>>36109986
Have you seen course membership fees? Clubs are a few hundred for a somewhat decent set too

>>36109922
Melonpan is the best. Have you tried melonpan with muskmelon flavour? It's not authentic but I much prefer it.

>>36109919
Birdwatching.

Photography

Going to art galleries and lectures about art

Amateur radio

Winemaking/drinking fine wine/going to vineyards

And the ultimate middle class hobby? Travel to non-holiday destinations.

>>36110011
>Tfw do all of these except winemaking
>Tfw work in mcdonalds

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Hello. it is richard here. my mum and dad are out shopping at the moment and i am using my dads work laptop to get on here.

i know they have been back on here and some of you must of told them i have been on here, even though i specifically told you to deny it. They now think i have been coming back on here and they have stopped my power ranger orders.. it has angered me so much because i was so close to completing my collection. i got so angry thinking about it when they left that i punched my wall, pic related.

i am going to leave the house this time and for good. i have planned it all out. my friend boomerang is going to let me stay in his big tent. i have enough money to buy enough food for a few months from the home bargains around the corner. KP crisps and the pot noodles they sell will do me. i am going to take my dads laptop and my power ranger figures. boomerang said he might let me work for him if i am struggling for money. my mum and dad dont like boomerang because they think he forced me to smoke.

i will give you an update when i am in the tent

>>36110011
>wine tasting

That's a good one. It's disgustingly middle class trying to be upper class behaviour.

Another middle class hobby is theatre, but that's about as much of a hobby as watching TV, so maybe doesn't count

>>36110025
>my friend boomerang

>>36109988
At least in the old days you had some hard lads on the pitch elbowing each other. Now it's just faggy Europeans flopping around.

>tfw too much of a coward to commit suicide

I bet I'm gonna be an old man one day and be the sadcase because he has no family, no friends, and lived alone for decades

A truly wasted life

>>36109924
me too, it seems that my only option apart from being neet is getting a shitty retail job. i don't really want that but what else can i do?

Officially lost 1 hour of my weekend thanks to football wankers now

>>36110025
3/10 not buying it at all.

>>36110025
>my friend boomerang is going to let me stay in his big tent
You'll be taking his big tent up your arsehole

>>36109994
im speaking from experience lad, most of the 'lads' in my office play golf (its became a common thing in the past 5 years) and a lot of the lads i went to school with are playing squash, i've been a few times but i just cant get into it tbhonest prefer badminton

>>36110057
thanks for the update, keep us posted

>>36110053
You're in good company here

I'm hoping the internet will stop us being the sadcase with no friends, no family, and living alone but who also noticeably talks to themselves in public.

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>>36109642
>want to fap
>no YN doujins
Just end my life, senpai

>>36110057
You genuinely serious right now mate? Please. DETAILS. I NEED MOAR.

>>36110055
Pick a good job that you'd like to do and work towards it.

That's what everyone with a decent job did.

>>36110076
>office

Are you sure you're not middle class?

>>36110025
>my friend boomerang is going to let me stay in his big tent.

howling, please stay safe richard

>>36109979
bless you anon

>>36110076
A guy in my street that still lives with his mum and works in tesco goes golfing

>>36110098
well im on less than 40k a year so id say im below middle class, average wage in my office is 30k and im on just a little bit more than that

>>36110128
>30k office job

You're definitely middle class. No doubt about it

>>36110128
you do realise that 24k is considered middle class? well unless you live in london

>>36110120
Yeah there are two levels of golf though. There's golfing on a municipal course or shitty club, and there's golfing in a posh golf club.

>>36110128
If you're a single guy with no kids outside London, anything over 18k puts you into "lower middle class" territory. 30k is solidly middle class.

>>36110136
>>36110152
>>36110154
maybe up north but not in central london lads

>>36110165
>Living in central London

That's middle class by default. Unless you still live in the house you grew up in on one of the handfuls of estates, that is.

>when dat gud weed hits
Thinking of rewatching Man on Fire. That Denzel is a cracking actor.

>>36110254
You seen Inside Man?

I was very surprised at how much I enjoyed it.

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>tfw no-one responds to any of your posts
had a nice lil chat with my chavvy af drug dealer about anxiety + drug use tho. hes pretty sound actually when you get to know him a bit more i shouldnt have judged him.

>>36110332
of course hes nice to you ur his customer

>>36110332
do you crush cats spines when you stroke them with those monstrous hands of yours

>>36110332
Most dealers are depressed/fucked up in some way.

>>36110344
>Drug dealers
>Caring about customer service

>>36110320
Yeah it was good. Not one I'd watch again though.

silent hill 2 is pretty good so far, i can't believe i haven't played it sooner

>>36110394
any decent dealer will, because they understand its a business

>>36110332
>druggies
>judging
baka

Didn't die in my sleep again, lads.

blockblox

>tfw some 40 year old junkie and his mates want to kick fuck out of me

think i should just kill myself and save them the trouble lads

>>36110546
What did you do to piss them off that much?

>>36110576
he had his dog off leash and it attacked mine, so i kicked it in the ribs and it ran away whining, he hasnt found out yet

>>36110595
Eh fuck it lad you did the right thing

>>36110595
>found out yet

i mean found it yet

>>36110595
>>36110610
how did he know it was you?

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Today's the day. lads. Mr Cuddles is about to lose his v card to a saucy Cane Corso bitch and I officially become a pimp. I'm getting 500 and pick of the litter to stud him

>>36110595
contact the police. and if they threaten you, tell them you have a live stream to the police. they will shit themselves.

i have been in similar situation and pretty much everyone backs down. no one wants to risk jail.

>>36110623
how is your dog so muscular? my pets always end up becoming fat

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>>36109642

>tfw you have a job and a car but you don't commute by car so you have to go for a drive just to stop the car from falling into disrepair

>>36110620
he was there when it happened

>>36110660
why didnt he kick the shit out of you then and there?

>>36110668
im 6'2" and he didnt have his mates with him

>sunny day
>warm
>everyone wandering around in shorts and t shirts
I fucking hate days like this. Bring the rain back pls

final fantasy 15 is pretty cheap now, is it worth buying?

>>36110681
what a faggot he is. usually the case with these lot.

anyone reasonable person would of apologized because they would know they are on the wrong.

I want to be a girl and everyone knows

>>36110681
is he a nigger then?

>>36110648
He jogs with me and he's constantly play fighting with his sister. He's on a raw meat diet too

>>36110595
Same thing happened to Cuddles when he was a pup. Scumbag with a beer in his hand had his staffie off the lead and it charged over and attacked. I gave the dosser a few thumps

>>36110708
no, just scottish

>>36110699
NO. Don't listen to any anime posters here. Its complete shite mate.

Shit lads high as fuck and no snacks in the house. I'd go to the shop but he's always trying to banter with me.

>>36110731
doubt.jpg

usually whites dont act that scummy

>>36110699
you have a car to drive around with but it controls like you are glued to a train track, its shit

There's too many cunters on the road lads. Why doesn't the government stop issuing licences?

Been driving 10 years and it's just getting ridiculous.

>>36110753
You never lived on a council estate then

>>36110753
Seriously? What area did you grow up mate?

>>36110753
are you middle class or something? i live in a really shitty area so maybe its just here

This is a working class board

Middle class get out

>>36110775
>>36110779
>>36110780
i didnt say whites cant be scummy, but they dont go around in packs and beat up people, that kind of animal behaviour is a subhuman trait

>>36110795
You're lived a sheltered life anon.

>>36110795
>but they dont go around in packs and beat up people, that kind of animal behaviour is a subhuman trait

I repeat

>You never lived on a council estate then

That's literally all they do

>>36110795
So naive
I bet you're going to blame coloured people or immigrants for white behaviour too aren't you

>>36110753
Scottish people are scum tho

T. Scot

wtf I thought poor white people challenged each other to duels

>>36110826
Oh shit lad be careful he might bust out some infographics.

Just downloaded the entirety of Monkey Dust.

> tfw the creator an hero'd so no more episodes

Racists are retarded a middle class paki is far better than working class white scum.

Classism>racism

>>36110795
>, but they dont go around in packs and beat up people,

hahahahaha, yes they do. fucking ell. i know tons of people who have been jumped by white chavs. a gang of white chavs tried robbing me once. you are either trolling or never lived on a council estate

>>36110859
When I was a wee laddy, 11-ish, I used to stay up and watch monkey dust on the freeview box as well as wonder showzen

I blame them both for me being a robot.

>>36110863
Put your trip back on Amir.

>>36110859
>the creator an hero'd
Shit really? Guess he was a dark fucker.

>>36110879
Same, probably turned me into the person I am today.

> clive, you've been gone for three days, where were you?

>>36110892

Turns out he is dead, but lung cancer. Not sure where I got suicide from.

>>36110892
He died of cancer

>>36110908
Body killed itself.
Still suicide.

holy shit guys the get down on netflix is pretty good the disco vs hip hop scene in the latest series thoughhhhh

>>36110795
I wish I had your life of non council estate living.
Bet that small middle class white people only village looks beautiful today in this weather

>Warner brothers has to prove ghosts are real or else they have to pay $900 million to some bloke

what if they really do it
what if they prove ghosts are real

>>36110956
>Warner brothers has to prove ghosts are real or else they have to pay $900 million to some bloke
Sorry what?

>people all calling this guy middle class when its middle class whites who defend non whites to the death because theyve never had to live or experience them

hmmmm, rly makes u think

>>36110884
he is right though. over all some races might be stupid but its a persons environment that has the biggest impact. if someone is a paki or black, they can turn out to be great people if brought up in a good environment. same as how white people can be absolute degenerates if brought up in a shit area

>>36110976
What's your argument you numpty

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>>36110970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmiQ6SJYX-M&feature=youtu.be

>>36110976
>saying white people can be scummy is defending pakis and niggers

>>36110774
Been driving 9 months and rear ended 2 people already lmao. Dented someone's door in a car park too but nobody saw so I drove away.

>>36110794
Yeah, you told him, my fellow working class chap!
Ps. Do You accept non-native working class citizens to Your supreme caste?

>>36111010
i didnt say they couldnt be scummy, i said that whites do not behave in the scummy ways non whites do, roaming around in packs is non white behaviour

im starting to think plenty of you are middle class trying to deflect onto me, ive experienced whites and non whites being scummy, whites at least have some sort of code but non whites act like animals, as you can tell from their increased risk to cause violent crime and rape

>>36111061
>he's never saw a pack of white chavs roaming the streets

jealous

>>36111009
Someone sum it up. I'm not watching some YouTube twat take longer than me reading it

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>>36109642
Playing vidya and relaxing in front of a massive fan, gonna try and get drunk later and maybe try and do something creative.

>>36111061
>im starting to think plenty of you are middle class trying to deflect onto me
n-no all of you are middle class and you've all psychicly agreed to shit on white people because reasons.

>>36111071
Author signed a contract with self-styled ghost hunters for exclusive rights to their case files for fiction. He wrote a book, Warner Brothers later made movies of them. He says this violates his original contract.

They refused to stop the movie because it's not based on his book, but "historical facts", meaning their actual cases. He has chosen to interpret this as Warner claiming that ghosts are real, so it doesn't violate his original contact, and now wants them to prove this point he just made up

Look at the pictures of women's day at the grand national and try and defend working class whites

I'm very glad I didn't have to grow up around working class whites.

>>36111112

> Look at the pictures of women's day at the grand national
g'wan then, might as well peep at some slags

> and try and defend working class whites
nah, you're alright mate

>>36110623
been a long time since i last saw mr cuddles lad, looking like a good boy

what breed is he?

>>36111128
Fuck it I'm just gonna filter you instead

>>36111151
I'm sorry that you can't handle a black man being more successful than you are.

Working class non whites < working class whites < middle class non whites < middle class whites

I gld I aint growin' up round no whitey

>>36111151
You haven't filtered the trip fags already?

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>>36111061
LEND US YOUR FUCKING PHONE

Working class whites are absolute scum. I'd prefer to live among Pakis than them.

>>36111207
>using a tv show as an example of anything

wow i guess all tv shows are the truth

>>36111110
Pretty cheeky.
Sadly will be thrown out of court.

>>36111221
My TV show is the truth.

>>36111219
I'd rather live among both than benefit sponging whites, blacks and pakis.

Muh tv is da TROOF nigga

>>36110988
How did environment lead to this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

Pakis of all classes are subversive sneaky bastards. It's probably Pakis in this thread knocking working class whites, after all those little girls being "white filth" "white trash" etc was their excuse for raping thousands of them

>>36111207
Not gonna lie. TV shows are the basis of my hates for whites

It triggers me so much I google the actors and pray that bad things happen to them

I got so angry that mark didn't pull out s knife and stab them I hit my TV with the remote until it smashed

I was so angry

>>36111221
Piss off, no smoke without fire

>>36111290
youre a paedo who has been raping kids since you could get it up

no smoke without fire desu, wouldnt be making this accusation without something being behind it

>>36111290
>TV shows are the basis of my hates for whites
You cant be baiting like this.

>>36111221
Just go to Mcdonalds any time of the day lad, plenty of roaming packs of whites there

>>36111282
>was their excuse for raping them on an industrial scale
ftfy

>>36111306
So? At least their in their own country.

>>36111302
I was bullied as a kid and when I see arrogant characters on TV that remind me of it I explode with anger

>>36111306
groups of whites having fun and not trying to commit crimes*

>>36111313
Here's the butthurt Paki.

>I don't blame them for having a go at vulnerable underage children

Amazing that faggot has managed to twist a conversation about anon being threatened into the usual paki hate shit

>>36111343
>he's too autistic to recognise humour
Anon, I...

Reminder that vunerable, soft white children being used and abused by swarthy arabs is no laughing matter.

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>>36111290
How big's your TV?

>>36111343
>I..i was just trolling when I condoned the actions of Paki paedophiles

>soft white children

simmer down abdul

>>36111323
I wish they weren't and they'd just FUCK OFF tbqh

You literally can't blame pakis for shagging young slags.

Young slags are there to be fucked.

The lad who is complaining about it is just angry because he can't get a shag himself. He can't shag any young slags now, and when he was younger he had to watch the young slags he'd like to have shagged get taken by superior men.

Small cock weakling.

>>36111364
Please give more details about those tight white virgin pussies being stretched out by Pakistani gentlemen

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>>36109642
Posted lad. Just had a nice omelette and now I'm going to go for a wank.

>>36109657
I always go with Hunter, and gunz. I wouldn't want to be fighting dragons and shit with a sword when I could be fighting them with a FAL.

>>36111290
>Mark

Wrong show

>>36111396
>>36111373
That's enough /britfeel/ for today. With this and the anti white working class shilling going on this place is getting weird af

>>36111369
The return of those series 1 brats made me screech and smash my tv
I was on the floor for 20 minutes in rage filled tears

>>36111290
haha jesus fucking christ, state of this lad.

>>36111511
>anti white working class shilling

It's anti white scum, not anti white working class

No one cares if some working class lady is buying Rola Cola and Pombears for her kids

>>36111511
>Too weak to handle strong black men

Bye, sad cunt

>>36111511
Now you know how we feel when Rotherham is brought up every thread

>>36111528
I am extremely triggered by TV shows to he point where I switch it off and make an ending I like in my head

>>36111082
>maybe try and do something creative.

Like what?

Write us a poem and read it on vocaroo

>>36111583
Do the endings you make up usually involve brutal stabbings?

Mum is making enchiladas for tea. Could honesty shag her sometimes

What are some good movies about serial killers? Not documentaries.

Fuckin cunt of a horse gave up right before the end

>>36111606
chuffin nora lad, what would you want that spic food fer

Any of you lads know how long you've got to work in a job before the bank will give you a mortgage?

Imagine those little white girls wriggling under Pakistani gentlemen as they thrust deep inside them

>>36111643
>why wouldn't you want good food? Just eat tesco tiger bread

Pleb.

>>36111603
Basically its stuff like the Simpsons end up super rich or the character I sympathise with gets his love interest in the end


The only show that pleases me and doesent trigger me is Rick and Morty

Example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh8p30jM5nk

Hahaha die bully. DIE DIE DIE

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fuck lads I'm feeling the worst embarassment I've ever felt

>driving car up narrow country lane on a hill
>big van comes down
>I start to reverse
>think theres a wider bit of road I can reverse back to
>it isnt actually wider, there's just thick mud tracks there that make it look that way
>end up sort of reversing slightly into the hedge
>dont notice its not any wider than the normal road until the guy doesnt move forward
>go full spaghetti mode
>panic and awkwardly pull out, end up bumbling and brushing into the hedge
>awkwardly reverse pull into someones driveway much further down the lane
>the van drives past, skinhead driver gives me a confused smirk and his pikey girlfriend is laughing at me
>drive home as fast as possible

how should I kill myself? fuck my life I feel so bad right now. How do you boys get over horrible humilation?

>tfw used to eat 2 big meals every day
>sometimes snack inbetween
>past week iv not had any urge to eat
>been eating like 2 slices of toast a day some days not eating at all

what the fucks wrong with me?

>>36111583
>
Sound like you have fucking brain and anger problems

>>36111711
If the Simpsons were super rich it would be boring.

>>36111591
3D modelling probably

>>36111716
Van drivers are universally massive cunts.

>>36111716

I usually get over stuff like that by blaming the other driver. A few weeks ago I had pulled out onto a roundabout and the guy who had right of way beeped at me, apparently he was blind and couldn't see the ambulance I was moving out of the way of. Prick.

>>36111716
I got my license but I refuse to drive

To get revenge I click the signal on ped crossings twice so the cars have to wait for ages

>>36111758
I cant blame the guy though, I was just a bumbling retard swerving backwards along the road

I just know the laughing pikey girl is going to be one of those cringe memories that will haunt me when i try to go to sleep

>>36111679
>A slice of horrible carpet with cheese and sauce on it
>good

>>36111678

I don't know why everybody makes out that these white girls were virtuous angels. Yes they were raped but the reason they chose to hang out with these groups was because they were offered alcohol, drugs and rides in shitty Golfs. They were actively sleeping with them to get this and an experience of the thug life.

It was still disgusting and I hate that the browns thought they could do this within our communities, but the girls involved weren't intelligent, successful, privileged little white girls snatched from their bedroom. They were slags from a shitty family (or care) who, even if it wasn't for the browns getting to them, would be deep-throating Darren down at the park for a packet of Mayfairs.

>>36111793
you're talking about 10 and 11 year olds m8

>>36111776
If you have embarrassing memories

Just induce syncope from time to time
You pass out and get a nice head rush and you brain deletes some memory

I used to have loads of cringe from school and past that kept me up

Now I can't even remember what I did last week

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Monkey Dust had a semi-referencial Shipman skit, a full 14 years before shipposting happened.

Truly before it's time.

>>36111650
They wanted 3 month's worth of bank statements and payslips when I got mine.

>>36111716

He was probably a gypsy or an uneducated labourer. Nobody would drive a van if they weren't either of the above. You're better than them - mistakes happen occasionally and there's always a lot more pressure when you're on those country lanes.

Don't worry anon.

learning history has mostly taught me that every 1-3 generations has a huge war that changes everything, will be the ones to start or fight WW3?

>>36111818

Depending on the area, I'm sure some were that age. The area I'm referring to was made up of 13 - 15 year olds who definitely knew what they were doing.

Where did they get the 10 year olds from?

>>36111844
thanks fellow anon

i tried to laugh at myself about it but it didnt make it any better. I think as petty as it is, thinking about my life being better than his is a comfort.

>>36111868
How is your life better than his? He has a woman who loves him, and he isn't the type of person to obsess about minor things

>>36111856
can't fucking wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-e8DWtzvE

>>36111650
You can potentially get a mortgage right away when you've just started a new job.

good fucking luck getting one if you were neet before your new job, though

>>36111868

Exactly. I had a similar thing a while ago where I had to pull out because another car nearly hit me (a lot of roadworks at the time). He was on the other side of the road, I made it clear what I was doing and he allowed me to do it. He then drove past me and grunted "DIIIIIIICK" in a really mad voice.

I just laughed. He was old and drove a shit car, obviously had somewhere to go. I just felt a bit embarrassed for him and got on with my day. Some people are just mad - regardless of whose fault something is they will always blame the other driver. Don't waste anymore of your day on that idiot.

People on reddit saying britain has always been multicultural lads

>>36111862
>13 - 15 year olds who definitely knew what they were doing.

.

>>36111950
tfw no big meaty viking bull for my gf

>>36111932
>pikey
>shit job involving a van

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>>36111650
Just put up your parents savings as collateral and keep your payments up mortcuck

>>36111960
>the same girls we would call slags if they fucked white guys are now victims because they fucked brown guys

>>36111960
Lad... it's true. if you ever got know the girls or guys who had a semi-long term gf/bf, they were fucking whenever they had a house to themselves

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>>36111950
It has lad, just look at this picture of 1930s london, they're literally Black and White

>>36111970
I'd rather drive a van and be happy and loved than drive a car and be sad and lonely.

>>36112002
Are pikeys ever happy though? Not sure why you're projecting so hard on the poor lad though

>>36111982
>>36111987
Victim blaming. These little girls were held captive in houses and burned with irons unless they got gang banged by 70 year old Pakis

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

Read this instead of spouting these weak strawmen

>got back from uni
>haven't been home since January

Feels fucking weird tbqh

Reminder that cute little white girls having their delicate pink skin burned by hairy pakis is a terrible thing.

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SIIIIIIING
SIIING A SOOOOOONG
siiing out loooooud
sing out STRROOOOONG

SIIIIIING OF GOOD THIIINGS NOT BAAAAAAD

SIIIING OF HAAAPPYYY not saaaaad

>>36111950
>NHS was built by immigrants!

>>36112066
You've got a lovely voice helper

>>36111835
Though as much.

>>36111945
>You can potentially get a mortgage right away when you've just started a new job.

Any ideas which bank offers that? I only want to borrow 45k. I was not need, I was self employed.

>>36111977
I'm estranged from my parents.

>>36112046
>Oh daddy abdul, please don't lock me up and burn my little nips and clitty

White girls are kinky as fuck

oh Rotherham

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>>36112075
>I'm estranged from my parents.
Guess you're all outta luck then.

Maybe if you scrimp and save you can afford a bungalow by retirement.

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3-0 lads

did your football team win do well?

you do support a team right anon?

Wanking about Rotherham right now lads

Rotherham used to create the steel for New York's red fire hydrants

On an industrial scale

>>36112129
are you the romanian guy from /sp/

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>>36112129
>you do support a team right anon?

Yes I support this team of legends

>>36112129
4-0 mate. Putting Chelsea on notice.

>>36112127
>Maybe if you scrimp and save you can afford a bungalow by retirement.

We don't all work in Asda. I wouldn't accept money from my parents anyway; when I knew them they offered me money which I declined.

>>36112129
Fucking liverpool m8

rotherham united got beat also i think

>>36112136
Now it's home to child sex trafficking and heroin dealing

Wonderful diversity ay lad

>>36112129
fuck off leeds scum

>>36112141
no but I steal my leeds OC from him

>>36112175
>rotherham united

The only thing that unites Rotherham is a love of tight teen pussy

>>36112176
Diversity is a result of that industry falling, not the other way around.
You've cheap Chinese steel to thank for that.

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Reminder not to reply to the autists.

>>36110795
M8 you have don't have a fucking clue.

>>36112129
Get in desu laddo

>>36112129
>mfw doukara and purple aki will be smashing call lane tonight

>>36112365
fuck off leeds scum, havent you pikies got some copper to steal

Why are mobile answering machines all cheery?

Makes me incredibly annoyed. It's like they're happy the other person didn't answer.

Been recording my voice for the last 30 mins to work out if I sound like a bender or not

the jury is still out on that one

>>36112214
You know it inshallah

lads i really want to learn guitar do you think i could do it?

>>36112414
Millwall is the team with pikey supporters. I remember running Leeds out of Bermondsey

>>36112455

I do. Go for it, anon!

Back from work, fucked up some more

I wonder why I'm so incompetent?

Saw a fat guy wearing that top me and the lesbo from work owns

>>36112519
What did you do?

desblox

Lot of people out in the sun today

Saw a lot of interracial couples and friends

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Reminder to join the discord, lads:

https://discordapp.com/channels/276828961432928258/276828961432928258

Come in and get comfy!

>https://discordapp.com/channels/276828961432928258/276828961432928258

>>36112552
Just general technical fuck ups and then fucking up more trying to cover it up

>refunding customer before they're sure they want to cancel
>taking payment twice, no one around to fix it in time

Can't wait till race mixing kills off all the white people so racism ends.

>>36112575
Whoops, wrong link

https://discordapp.com/invite/D25h8kU

>>36112554
White couples trigger me more.

The seperation of race makes it easier to take

>>36112579

But super black people hate coffee black people more than whites do.

>>36112592
>r/incels
good one mate

Well I think I'll be going to 'spoons alone. 2 pints and a cheap pub dinner for one.

>go to shop for beer
>return with a bottle of gin and a bottle of whiskey
Well, guess I am in for a good night lads

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>job interview on tuesday
>extremely entry level and pittance salary but a salary nonetheless
>gonna cost me about 170 quid for travel, lodging and food
A hundred and fucking seventy pounds
Man fuck, if they don't give me the job I can see myself going full tactical bowlcut

>>36112610
Sounds like a great way to spend the afternoon lad!

>>36112628
Nice life you normies scum

>>36112628
why the fuck are you interviewing that far away?

> not getting company to pay travel costs of interview

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>>36112628
>On train to london once
>Some loud insufferable faggot was on the phone in the seat behind me the whole journey
>Overhear he's on his way to a job interview
>We pass the station of no return, next stop L O N D O N in just over an hour
>5 minutes after that stop he gets a call
>INTERVIEW CANCELLED
>Spends the next hour on the train calling all his friends on the verge of tears because he's stuck on a train to london for no reason

>>36112643
When you pay 170 for travel, lodging and food, you are up in court in Aberdeen for being a paedophile.

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Interracial couples enjoying the sunshine edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36112629
Only problem is it's packed with couples and families. May feel a little out of place.

>>36112647
Because I've been jobless since graduating last July and this is my second interview offer after literally over 200 applications.

>>36112685
>couples and families
Ones round me are mostly just lads, old men, tramps and students.

>>36112668
It's only around 120 since I don't pay for lodging

>>36112688
WOW, since last July?!?!!

You're a regular ol' NEET, you sure belong here

>>36112688
What degree?

>>36112692
It's a bit of a well-to-do 'spoons this one; the one in town is as you say.

>>36112710
Speaks volumes that you didn't deny that you are a paedophile.

The 50 quid caught your attention more than being known as a pedo. You really are a typical paki.

>tfw didnt browse britfeel for a long ass time and never got to know how the poley saga reached its climax

did he ever go to court? why is he moni? is he a pedo too?

>>36112673
Heard some white girls talking about this at the bus stop ffs

>>36112713
biomed science

my views on uni education since going and graduating did a fucking 180, I'd like to write a manifesto on it desu

How do I drink without my family finding out? We live in a flat and they'd get suspicious if I was just in my room. I s'pose I could hit Spoons mesen but it will be loud and full of normies. Probably get stabbed or something.

Everyday I see the same post about Goodfellas and the same reply about white girls, do people literally get paid for this shite?

>>36112673
goddamit the white women at my local ecofeminist bikram yoga class won't shut up about this

>>36112759
Surely you're in your room at some point anyway? They dont have to know you've got a sneaky bottle in there.

>>36112755
You need to intern you spaz. Unless you want to work in Tesco for the rest of your days.

>>36112735
I'm not a peado but that word doesn't mean much here IMO

>>36112743
Bail expired, never got called to court
Arrested again in November
Got an intermediate diet in a couple of weeks

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Oh, it's great being a GP on the NHS

>Nurses wont DARE question your medical skills

"Nurse please get me 201 mg of Morphine"

>You get to inject EVERY old person within a one mile radius with your beautiful sharp needle...

*cuts to lethal dose scene*

>>36112781
Trust me that's not how this field works.

>>36112759
Not only would they get suspicious but they'd smell it lad. Get down to the boozer, sink a few pots and harass the girls.

>>36112802
Good post lad. Love it when memes collide.

>>36112802
always hear kathleen grundy talk about this at the bus stop

>>36112802

An incredible work, give me a double dose, doc.

>>36112802
The old ladies in my nursing home are always talking about this

>>36112813
This is probably a decent idea but there's no anime in the pub and they'd still be on my case since I'm meant to be losing weight and cutting back. Plus I'd have to make an excuse for going out.

>>36112759
Cant you just say you're meeting some mates, then get pissed in the spoons

>>36112850
>lives with his family
>having mates

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>>36112850
>Implying I have friends, and they know that

Are Rotherham Untied the official /britfeel/ team? Can we get their badge in the next op image?

>>36112802
bless you shipanon

>>36112849
>Plus I'd have to make an excuse for going out.

Glad I moved out. Parents can be cunts.

>>36112867
Where are you based alco-anon?

>neighbours having loud sex again

don't normies have any shame?

>>36112802
Heard some old white women talking about this as they drove past me on their mobility scooters ffs

>>36112904

at 6 in the afternoon when its this warm? fucking scum

>>36112868
I unironically support them

Because of Chuckle Brother memes mostly.

Fucking cunts being relegated this year.

Mum made chicken pasta

>>36112868
Rochdale FC m8

>>36112901
Down Leeds way m8

>>36112868

not sure about britfeel but /r9k/s official team is liverpool

>neighbours son on the garden burning paper and shit with a lighter while they have sex

it just gets worse, fucking pikies

>>36112802
Taking shipposting to a new level.

>>36112948
take a video of them shagging lad

>>36112974
im not poley lad

also its not like a camera can see through walls, even if they are this thin

>>36112948
I'm going to post about it on /britfeel/ that will show them

>>36112996
fuck off normie apologist

>>36112759
why don't you want them knowing you drink? i drink alone in my room the time. i couldn't care less that they know. i'm an adult i can do what i want.

>>36113061
a little something called shame lad

>>36112759

any hotels with bars were you are? I go drinking in places like that alot, get alot of strangers and loners in them for some reason, you dont get stared at for drinking on your own

>>36113061
Read between the lines mate. They aren't worried about the alcohol. They are worried about the calories because he weighs 30 stone.

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>>36112517
thats actually a really good idea lad, gonna pinch that one

>>36112437
How do you listen back without cringing and hating yourself?

>>36112759
Surely you can just sit in your room and drink? That is what I do, no idea if my flatmate knows (he probably does) but I don't really care. Red wine and whisky are good because they don't need to be chilled.

What is /britfeel/ drinking tonight?

>>36113082
aren't those places pricey tho?

>>36113084
Nuh uh I'm about 13st at 5'9''. Overweight, but not obese.

>>36113082
Still the problem of explaining why I went out, not to mention the questions when I get home steaming.

>>36113061
>>36113079
Is correct. They'd just give me those looks and say the same old things. They wouldn't be angry just disappointed etc etc

>>36112437
go on then la give us a listen