>tfw get divorced after wife cheats on me with chad and was not even ashamed of it
>tfw your grown up kids are normies and cut off all contact with you because they're too embarrassed to have a loser of a father in their lives
what did i do to deserve this
>what did i do to deserve this
It's what you didn't do anon.
One little word. Prenup.
You didn't read enough clever books.
It's not too late, though
>>36109226
>getting married ever
You played yourself
>get warned by strangers on the internet to never get married and then have kids
>do it anyway
HUE
>>36109226
>getting married
Serves you right!
You got to breed, and you still have your freedom. so it is not ALL bad imo.
Out of curiosity roughly how much does your wallet bleed for divorced with children?
Married with kids and spends his time on the internet posting a cartoon frog on an ancient babylon picture board. What did you expect?
Where are you from OP?
Can you hook me up with your daughter?
I'll be honest and report everything that happens back to you.
>>36109236
>>36109273
We didn't do one because I was too retarded to realize my wife would ever leave me in the future. Was married in 2000 before she broke it up and took all my 3 kids in 2008. Now my kids are all grown up, in their final years of high schools, and they haven't kept in touch with me for years.
>>36109260
I know that feel anon. But I was young and blinded by love. Fuck I wish I could go back in time and never get married.
>>36109317
Where are you from OP?
If you have a cute daughter, and you tell me which high school she's attending, i might contact her, be flirty and playful, you know the things girls like, and she can get back in touch with you through me.
At her age, she craves attention and is probably awkward and shy, so it shouldn't be a problem.
I'll convince her and help her "track" you down after we get to know eachother.
Kill her and kill the Chad and go out like a man. It's how nature intended it to be.
>>36109273
>You got to breed
shut the fuck up 90's born faggot. originin
>>36109376
>OP gets an offer that could potentially reunite him with his kids
>he pussies out
Watch and learn kids.
>start community college
>everyone bitching about getting married
so far I've learned that you should get married once you're at least 30. Also, someone needs to be a breadwinner making dough. Anyone before 25 is asking for a divorce in at least 50% of those couples
>>36109423
>90's
Off by a loooong shot, motherfucker
>>36109708
I doubt that, you still post like a teenager and wish to pass on your defective genes to children that would have to live in a world worse than the one you grew up in. you're a fucking piece of shit either way anon.