Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?

>>36107978
im scared of heights

>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
People aren't allowed up there

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>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
Sounds like an ad to me
I hear an announcer commercial voice saying that

>>36108003
Don't jump off notable buildings then.

>>36107978
Somedays are good

Today I kissed my third girl, a year ago I was a KV still a virgin tho I'm 20

>>36107978
I still have some hope and things to do. So I don't plan to jump until July. But I've already found a good place on a 10th floor of my uni. I'd land right in front of a front door and scare the shit out of other people.

>>36107978
I'm a coward. origini

wouldnt that hurt
asususus

>>36108596
It would, but if you're lucky it would be the last pain in your life.

>>36107978
>why haven't you jumped to your death yet
Because I've failed more surefire methods of suicide. With my luck, I'd not only survive, but also land on a blind kid, bounce off of him, land on a moving vehicle that drives into a hospital, setting it on fire and leaving no survivors.

...except me of course, but I'll be a vegetable or some shit. Doesn't sound too good.

>>36107978
Because for the first time in a long time I don't want to.

I don't need to.

>>36108671
>I've failed more surefire methods of suicide
Like what? A shotgun?

>>36108671
>Because I've failed more surefire methods of suicide.
like what

>>36107978
Because I can't jump that high.

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>>36108438
>KV
Please learn terms before you use them

>>36108893
What's wrong with his usage of "kissless virgin"?

Beacause where I live, the highest jump would simply break some legs. That would not be fun.

>>36108953
That must be quite a boring place.

>>36109007
>boring place.
shut the fuck up normalfag, why don't you go to a party or something.

>>36109035
Not being able to look at the world from a big height is boring. And it has nothing to do with parties or any kind of social interaction.

>>36107978
Because life is beautiful and i want to live

>>36107978
I stayed near that thing when I went to New York. It's the tallest thing you see out the window and all I could do is stare and think a plane would hit it. I had dreams about it.

Because I'm stuck in a hole and can't jump out of it.

>>36109064
shut the fuck up you retarded 90's born cock sucker, this is coming from someone who grew up in a major city.

>>36108576
July 2nd? Systemspace?

>>36109149
I haven't watched Lain, sorry. Maybe later, there's still time.

Soon, anon. Soon.

Originally unoriginal