Why don't you get along with your brother?

>>36103317
i do
we just don't talk much anymore.

>>36103317
>pube facial hair
Why do guys who can't grow beards do this?

Because he's originally dead

>>36103376
It's not like he's going to become attractive if he shaved.
If he's not going to take are of his weight there is no reason to take care of anything else.

>>36103443
I'm talking about men who can't grow beards in general

>>36103376
Actually, his beard looks like that because he has the same number of hair follicles as he would if he was skinny. The reason why his hair is patchy is because he's so fucking fat that the follicles are spread further apart.

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>>36103476
that's part of it but not all of it
>t. fat kid skelly cardio adult
>normie faces when I try to grow a beard to this day

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>>36103464
The answer is still the same.
My life will not be one wit better if I'm clean shaven.

>>36103317
He reminds me of my old retarded self... that and he's a little fucking shit!

>>36103317
I get along with one while the other married some old dried up roastie.

It's a weird situation. I'm a total neet robot. He is like, almost a cyborg type, but more of a failed normie. He has few friends, no gf, confirmed virgin. You'd think we would get along. But at the same time he is an extremely talkative wannabe Chad who goes to parties and is a reddit drone. And underneath it he is a judgmental gossiping douche. I refuse to associate with him.

Man Jontron really let himself go huh

>>36103376
to lazy to shave honestly I have a shitty patchy beard

>>36103317

Because of one lil eggroll.

>>36103317
my brother is alpha extrovert chad and i am gamma easygoing chad. good relationship.

>>36103317
Justin pisses me off more than his brother. He shares all of his worst qualities, not to mention:

>complacent with the fact that he's not gaining any weight, even though he's still super obese
>dresses poorly
>wants his daddy all to himself
>used his phone's self-facing camera to deny help from the Doc, couldn't even look him in the eye

Theres something about functioning fatties that upsets me more than the ones who can't even wipe their own asses anymore.

>>36104387
>tfw somebody already said what you were going to post

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>>36104757
Is that really as bad as his borderline autistic, drug addicted, manipulative brother?

They're both terrible. I feel bad for their father. He looks progressively closer to death in each episode

We get along pretty well, he's 10 years older than me though. We smoke weed together whenever I'm in town

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>>36104757

At least Justin doesn't pull this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

>>36104757
>40Kfag
Even a worse offense than being 500lbs

>one tries to be pseudo intellectual
>the other fell for the vaginal jew and married an old woman and thinks i should get a gf

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>>36103376
>shave beard
>now some faggot anon won't ree internally when he tries to sexualize me later

no ty

>>36104896
What's bad is that Justin can still turn it around, but chooses not to. The older brother is a lost cause

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>>36104938
Better than being a cringey self hating autist on r9k who never grew out of his manbaby stage

>>36104757
>used his self-facing camera to deny help
What? Anyone have a link for this shit?

>>36104925
I swear he and his brother are exactly like the pair of special needs brothers I used to babysit. One of them was fat and had autism, exactly like Steven

>>36104954
That's true. But Justin is just a spergy manchild who lives off of his dad's mortgage. Hardly a unique case. Steven feasts on dominoes pizza and painkillers while puposefully knocking down pissjuugs screaming at nurses about the devils playground

>>36105024
Just watch the episode my dude, its free to watch on TLC's website

>>36103317
Which one? Im part of a litter of 4

>>36105024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CUxB4cDO4


origys

he used to make me watch him cut open cats when we were little.

i was upset because ouch poor kitties but didnt really understand what was happening

my brother was definitely old enough to know what he was doing and enjoying it though

>>36103317
I do. It would be very accurate to call him my best friend; I'd kill and die for him without hesitation.

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>>36103317
I came to this thread for one reason and that was to post this image.

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>>36105760
Mine is better AND patriotic

>>36105630
If you're at the point that you're screaming at someone because they don't want to wipe away the piss from your morbidly obese and rotting body, you should put a buckshot through your head.

I had no idea hospital patients could order delivery

t. murse who has been working at the same hospital for 4 years

>>36105878
That's why he got kicked out, you cant order food in the hospital if you are a patient

>>36106002
Ohh, I thought he got kicked out because he was fat and ordering food.

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>you have to lose 40 lbs by the end of this sentence.

>>36103317
>I cant be like my chad brother
> hate him because I'm a blob
Fucking kys

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he's been dead for years...i never met him tho so idc

>>36105630
>Because he ordered pizza
Because he called the nurse a bitch, nigger, bitch, fucker

>>36103376

>remove beard

>now a sex king