What would your 12 year old self think of the man you've become?

Wow, you haven't killed yourself, congrats

wow you're a girl,cool

>>36101809
This

A half woman honbest to be precise though

>>36101706
I would think that I'm a HUGE chill dude by my looks and a bit smart and cool.

But I would think "he's a fucking fat fag though"

>>36101706
>Nothing has changed
Can't say younger me would be surprised. I'm older, better at video games and know more things, but still a hikikomori who plays video games all day.

"In Sparta and many other Greek cities, failure to marry was grounds for loss of citizenship, and could be prosecuted as a crime."

>>36101706
I went to bed every night at that age thinking I was gonna die in the night. So I reckon 12 year old me would just be happy to know I'm still alive.

Twenty years later and still no gf.

>>36101706
If we ever met, I'd probably just immediately strangle him to death. He'd fight back really hard but that's only because he wouldn't know that I'm trying to save him.

>>36101809
>>36101828
you aren't a woman and will never be a real woman, no matter how many hormones you inject yourself with

>>36101706
>You literally haven't changed at all
I haven't had any sort of character growth in these past 10 years.

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>>36101706
ironically he would probably think its really cool that all i do is play vidya and sleep

he'd say that current me is cool that I'm a welder, and own 9 flags and 12 different icons and know a language.

He wouldn't be cool with me being a chain smoker, drinker and no-life, then again 12 year old me was content of being a no-life.

He wouldn't be proud but he also wouldn't be very surprised

>>36101706
mine would probably be jealous as he is now close to maxing on runescape. Also i was an autist and still am an autist

>>36101964
Wow I could've sworn my chromosomes changed. Are you certain? I need to know for sure and you seem well informed.

He would be very surprised that I never finished college, and turned out working a blue collar job.

Not that I'm really ashamed of it, but I had a ton of pressure from my family growing up to get a college education

I was a non self aware meme lord at 12. Also I would be really sad that the girl that had a crush on me for 3 years at that age just got married to the guy she starting dating at 15 in high school

>>36102119
100%, now get in the oven

Actually I was a very realistic person and I still am, so he wouldn't be surprised.

>>36102126
Can you please escort me to the oven? Can you also prove to me with citation? I know you're a strong smart man that should be no problem. I thought it changed my chromosomes.

My 12 years old self spent all his time playing videogames. He has no right to complain.

My 6 years old self would be disappoint though

>>36102216
>Can you also prove to me with citation?
Look between your legs, listen to your voice. That's all of the citations you need.

I think he'd be pretty happy. Was pretty fat when I was young but not now. Not shy anymore as well. He'd be pretty happy about my career path as well as back then I always thought it would be too hard for me to become a doctor.

I would probably think I'm living the dream with my own apartment and computers and shit. I was stupid little faggot back then. I wish someone had done what I would do if time travel was possible and given that little shit good beating every now and then.

Probably be jealous that he ain't fucking boipucci left and right like the baldy in your pic.

Just like current me

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I actually wanted to kill myself when I was 12 because my family kept telling me I was satanic and a possessed by the devil because I stopped singing in church. It wasn't because of anything other than I became self aware and more self-consciousness of my bad singing especially as puberty started. Oh and then they found out I listen to metal (it was like A7x at the time) and flipped shit and tried to have me blessed all other kinds of shit

I'm actually much happier today. Still pretty depressed, but I gave up religion (who wouldn't after my situation) and moved out. Now I can have free Sundays and blast Deathspell Omega without headphones. So I guess he would think I am lucky to have made it out of that without emotional trauma

>>36101706
My 12 yo self was really autistic and wanted to be a hobo/wanderer

He'd be mad if he found out about the wagecuckery he is doomed to

>>36101706
Disappointed, but not surprised

I had unrealistic expectations at 12 years old. I would have expected myself to have a hot girlfriend, a hotshot job and tons of close friends.

I have a $35k crappy office job, no girlfriend and few friends.

So the 12 year old version of myself would be disappointed.

>>36101706
pic related is the coolest guy in the world

>fucks the hottest women on the planet
>gets paid to fuck the hottest women on the planet
>looks like brock lesnar and stone cold steve austins love baby

>>36102735
You forgot to mention he gets fucked up the ass by the hottest women and trannies on the planet.

>>36102801
>hottest women and trannies

trannies are women dude

>>36102831
>Human who was born with a penis
>Humans who are women

Pick one

"why aren't you tall like dad?"

>>36102883
women can have penis to bruh

12 year old me would be pretty impressed with me socially/financially, and pretty bummed that I don't have a solid girlfriend.

>wanting to be a girl wasn't a phase like everyone said?

and

>wow you're making video games, our dream came true
>oh wait everything you've made sucks

>>36101706
I'm 23 now and I'm definitely the person I'd want to be. A lot better looking, someone in my life to love, and having a job.

wow you still wear trenchcoats and fingerless gloves, seems like i showed mom in the end

>>36101706
He'd be proud. When I was younger I wanted nothing more than to be a NEET loser, and I accomplished my dream. It was only later in life that I came to regret this.

My 12 year old self would probably commit suicide if he knew he would grow up to be a fat loser

>>36101706
If he didn't know we were the same person.

What a douche. I bet he couldn't even solve a simple math problem I give to him.

If he did.

>I've got a lot of weight to lose. Why haven't you fucked someone yet? Also, how soon till I start drinking?

"At least you're not a virgin anymore!"

lmao of fucking course this was not original

12 year old me would be fucking yoked to find out he'll eventually see his middle school crush naked, but likely disappointed with everything else

>>36103112
seconded without the fat part

>>36101706
>atheist
heartbroken

>>36102267
That's not citation anon. You know better than this.

>>36101706
When I was twelve I wanted to become an African warlord and slowely conquer the world. So, he'd be very disappointed.

>>36103616
Did you think that was gonna be funny before you posted it?

>>36103632
That's legitimately what I wanted to do when I was 12.

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Confused and disgusted.

>>36101706
High five me for still playing WoW on a competitive level and having the highest simdps in my realm pool

>>36101809
>>36101828

Y'all should post those pretty boiclits :)

>>36101706
What did that guy think he was going to be when he was 12? I mean, he really went a strange place.

>>36102801
Sounds better than the first post tbqhonest

Not overly impressed. I had a good start in life, but no-one to steer me. Did well enough, but failed miserably with women due to my "Nice guy gentleman" upbringing.

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>>36106013
tfw despite graduating with a cs degree, having a decent job, and starting an apprenticeship; the only thing in my life im genuinely proud of is getting glad in 07.

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>>36101706
l saw it coming.

>>36102525

you're actual so normie cunt, why don't you go piss sum shit 'n fkkoff

Disappointed and scared.

12 years old is when I started giving up. I wasn't even on anything. Its like I changed overnight. I had everything going for me in elementary school and was in advanced programs. I started to not care. He would see the path laid before him and the outcome. I wish I could have seen myself as I am now at 12 years old. I might have changed some things. I am certainly not where I thought I'd be. I was still with all my friends. I was still in advanced classes. I still had a social life. My life wasn't all games and computers. I wasn't an absolute fat fuck just chubby. I could have changed it around right there and I fucked it up. I kept fucking it up. I kept not caring about school, not doing homework and not studying for tests, Its a wonder I actually passed at all desu. I didn't even start smoking weed on the regular until recently because it has helped mellow me out from the anxiety I get on a day to day basis. Throughout middle school I lost a lot of friends either because they pushed away because my mom is gay or I pushed them away. I stopped caring about everything. Thought my life was useless, and had an emotionally unsupportive mother who had her own slew of emotional problems who even tried to commit suicide whilst i was in middle school. My father was a drunk lazy piece of shit who was never there and even he had a lot of issues. I grew up in this day after day. I lost my connection to my spirituality and became critical of a lot of things. I stopped enjoying things truly. Still, I do things expecting to get enjoyment out of them but I don't. I couldn't get to killing myself because its a selfish decision to make(and I am a pussy). My mom had multiple abusive partners who often yelled at me and my brother. My mom started to hate me for the life I had caused her and resented me for it.

All in all, I think me at 12 could tell I am not well adjusted at all.

>>36101706
'Wow, I'm pathetic'.

oregganu

>>36106129
>boiclits
It's called a penis you faggot

>>36101706
He'd be happy I'm not fat would freak out that I finally built a gaming computer and would probably cry a little that I've gotten decent at guitar and he'd gush all over me until he found out I do drugs then he'd be all straight edge revenge

He would be really impressed by how long my hair has gotten, and how tall I am, probably not so impressed with the smoking cigs but fuck that kid.

>>36101915
Can your twelve year old self be my eromenos?

At first he wouldn't understand. Then he would think I was joking. Then he would be confused. Then he would question why? Then he would cry and criticise me for fucking up his future so badly.

>>36101706
"Huh, cool, that makes sense. I should do that. I should start sooner."

He would be proud as fuck

When I was 12 I was a shy loser

Now I'm 27, /fit/, have a job like and make ok money and fucked over 20 women

>>36102909
No they dont fuck off you queer

>>36101706
> Wow you smoke weed ALL day!?

Most women have fucked over 500 men by the time they're 21, try harder faggot

>implying joining the military was as cool as you thought it would be

At least you aren't dead yet, I guess.

>>36101706
I think he wouldn't be surprised. An he would think " If that's me in 38 years I might as well give up now in stead of 15 years from now."

I think he'd be somewhat proud

When I was 12 I dreamed of dedicating my life to video games and abandoning society, and that's kinda what I've done.

+ I still look okay, good hygiene, not obese etc

You don't masturbate as much as you used to.

>>36101706
He'd probably be pissed that I lost him all his friends over the course of 7 years & never amounted to anything other than academic success.

To be honest my current self is a perfect manifestation of everything my 12 year old self hated or swore never to become.

>>36101706

would probably simultaneously call me a faggot and fap to me

>mfw I'm trans and the man I became is a woman (well..... close enough)

12 year old me probably wouldnt understand.