5 boro robots report in. NY in general really but 5 boro specifically

the rest of NY is too different to lump it in with us

>>36097800
Harlems here.

>>36098314
I went to school in Harlem

>>36098487
east side or west

>>36098314
Queens here

>>36098075
I agree upstate is so different from the boros

I'm in Queens, which is the second most boring borough next to Staten Island.

>>36098503
I duuno west side I guess, my highschool was at CCNY.

I lived pretty far away in Brooklyn

>>36098671
>CCNY.
lol I was born and raised in that area.

We need another terrorist attack. Been too long.

Hey guys,

Used to live in LES. Norfolk and Stanton. Living back in Europe now but thinking about moving back.

the absolute state of this place.

Do you lads just say where you are or do you actually talk?

Pomonok bot reporting in

Where's the best place to get a BEC and a regular?

>>36098887
But that's how Americans banter.

>>36098698
Is it just me or is like the half below CCNY on St Nicholas like most black people and then above on Broadway it's mostly hispanic people? Just weird how it's kinda neatly divided like that

6th boro reporting in

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I think we can all agree old York is the best York

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east village hear

>>36099060
New Amsterdam or Old Amsterdam?

>>36099060

yes, yes we can anon

Brooklyn NEET here, its windy outside so i just ate some spicy food and gonna drink and smoke some weed til i pass out

hows yalls nights going

>>36099319
tfw not NYNEET

>>36099185
more pictures like this pls

Who do you guys get your weed from?

I used to have two delivery services. Lucky Star and Arms Acres.

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>>36099493
original comment #30275

anyone know a good place to go faucet dancing?

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>>36099560
original comment #11205

bronx riverdale repurting

>>36098659
Na queens has the best girls. we got brown, black, asian, spanish, and white all in one boro


>>36099185
move to queens dude youre paying too much rent

>>36099319
same, had some Chinese wings and fries boutta smoke, fap, nd play P5

that being said shout outs to kinokuya

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>>36099632
all the N stops will be fully gentrified by the time my lease is up

>>36099613
Riverdale Masterace

former bk neet turned atl housewife reporting in
>>36098659
fuck is wrong with you? queens is dope af
go to some gook places senpaitachi
>>36099632
>>that being said shout outs to kinokuya
i miss that place ;-;

>everyone talks about how great NYC food
>all i do is eat halal food from the carts

Can't beat that value. That white sauce is magic.

>>36099728
o shit nigga we /chill/ ? where you at Im actually like 2 blocks up from the horses

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>>36099760
$4 gyro amazing

>>36099761
I'm by kingsbridge bra

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original comment #13643
i'm going to get banned

>>36099834
o-oh yeah. your close but eh.

Flushing NEET reporting in

I want a fuckin job so I can buy food my dudes

>>36099760
>not talking about flushing
>not mentioning the robot ramen shop
desu go to ichiran asap senpaitachi

>>36099862
you been to anime castle

>>36099900
>tfw that smell
you ever get a happy ending around there?

>>36099900
Yeah place sucks ass, they just sell you shit you can get on amiami for a mark up.

>>36099919
They're too close to the precinct I ain't riskin that shit

>>36099932
bruh, you just gotta go to the serb run ones,you can feel which ones are gonna rub the tip for a tip

>>36099932
better selection of merch at image anime but they're the only USA retailer I know of that sell hmanga and I respect them for that

>>36099955
although the selection of that is shit too

>>36099955
>buying hmanga
>>>/f/akku

>>36099728
WUDALE

>ywn have a qt manhattan college gf
>tfw ever since rivercity closed fens has been packed to shit
>tfw rocko(jaspers guy) is getting too old to serve me twisted taryn's at 3am.

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>>36099985
listen up cunt
this is what japan looks like
i deserve to live in that kind of america

>>36099693
how are you limiting queens to the n fuck astoria go to flushing union turnpike forest hills elmhurst cmon man

>>36099750
kino is still he best sure alot of stuck up asians but its weeb heaven

>>36100183
>how are you limiting queens to the n
because i gotta get to work

Queens.

>>36100175
i wish we had that here,but like america wont ;-;
we all deserve that america
>there will never be a shop that specializes in loli hmanga next to your house
>>36100183
yesssss,i need to learn jap desu,there are llike 10 jap books behind me, and a few mangas, but i can't read them...
it does giveme an excuse to have my bf read them to me tho...
>>36100259
>the 7 does not connect to the n

SoHo here

>>36099862

I'm a Flushing guy too.

I would like to go into the city more I always had a fear of traveling by myself. I remember I rode the train once by myself and I ended up getting my earphones stolen by 4 URBAN YOUTHS in a train.

GOOD STUFF.

>>36100338
damn bro i hope youre fashionable unless you payin 3k rend or 1k spit rent for nothing.

As an born and raised nyc fag i already know youre paying too much

>>36100338
what do you do for a living you piece of shit

>>36099900
i went to anime castle for a sf4 torney long time ago but it isnt worth it might as well go to kino. >>36099932
>>36099919
>>36099948
we all know the best tugs are on roosevelt on the 7 line

>>36099608
Is that where they filmed "phone booth"?

>>36100426
I actually got a really good deal
My dad was some boomer who bought it in the 50's when It was dirt cheap

He was able to pay it off and owned when he died.

I inherited it and now I own it.
>>36100432
Car sales

>>36100491
why not sell and go be NEET somewhere cheaper for the rest of your life

>>36100491
>inherited it
well when you are ready to sell your gonna have some coin....

wanna hire a guy down on his luck ?? ;_;

>>36100512
Because I enjoy my job anon
>>36100513
can't pham

>>36100402
let me train you young padawan ill go to the city with you and teach you how not to get robbed

warning im "urban" but im on r9k so that should tell you alot.

let be friends

Who College Point niggers

>>36100534

Sure man, I love getting raped, so I'll totes meet up with you.

>>36100528
this could have been a person who enjoyed his job and wasn't sitting on a goldmine
there is no god

>>36100491
you own property in soho and youre on r9k on a friday night god damn.


lets be friends and play p5 together cause im in the city most weekends playing Alpha 2 at the barcade in St Marks

>>36100585
has anyone been to the new VR arcade on st marks
I want to check it out but I have my own Vive so I don't really give a fuck

>>36100560
yeah cause i go on r9k of all places to find my latest rape victims.

>>36100609
what vr arcade i havent heard about this, is it at barcade? or is it a pop up kinda thing

Oh look at these normies. Going to barcades like normies doing normie things.

>>36100611
this place is like 60% impressionable teenagers looking for a father figure so that they can learn to fuck girl

>>36100402
>I ended up getting my earphones stolen by 4 URBAN YOUTHS in a train.

What stop did you get off my man

>>36100609
>>36100636
>VR arcade
>get face herpies from a fucking VR headset


yeah....

>>36100550
Gold Tim's keepin me alive muthafucka

>>36100649
>face herpies
this thread is for ny fags only pls go away

>>36100649
you know how fucked yo get just from the subway right?
who tf cares abut more shit?

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>>36100636
>bar VRcade
uhhhh

>>36100693
I didn't even consider this until now, but it sounds like a terrible combination

>>36100648

It was a long time ago. On my way to a track meet in the city. Took the train from main street to the city, so I guess the 7. These URBAN YOUTHS just walked into the train cart from another train cart, and just took my earphones.

I was 15 at the time and scrawny, still am, so couldn't really fight back. Don't know they didn't take my phone. I probably would have fought if they tried to take my phone.

>>36100611

Lol, you're prob not a rapist but I don't think I will ever meet up with someone from this place.

>>36100727
>On my way to a track meet in the city

You should've bought their welch's fruit snacks, kept your earphones.

>>36100786
lmao
blox
blox

>>36100786
lol
one time I tried to buy some skittles and the guy wouldn't sell them to me he had them RIGHT THERE I COULD SEE IT
I'm not about to raise an argument with this guy in the middle of the train over skittles so I was just like fuck it give me a welchs

>>36100609
There's a vr bar down lower manhattan
"Jump into the light"
Walked by a few times seems like its run by phonies

who /manhattan/ here?

lf trap gf, 23 white male

>>36100861
will take u to nice dinners btw

>>36100861
>who /manhattan/ here?
you could try reading the thre-
>lf
nevermind, get back to >>>/soc/

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>>36100861
>Manhattan

That ain't real new york nigga shit

>>36100861
all the traps are at evolve

>>36100951
literally the heart of the city though

any weebs going to see kizu part 3 this weekend

>>36100937
i mean i'd be down for some guy friends too

>>36100960
Not the same with all the out of state NYU fuccbois and tourists though

Queens here, staying inside and avoiding human contact.

>living in the greatest city in the world
>filled with all sorts of people
>still have no friends

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least the robots that live in the middle of nowhere have an excuse to be friendless. But what's my excuse? Like a robot that lives in the South doesn't know anyone who likes anime or good video games. But NYC has people of all sorts. I should find one person to be friends with.

>>36101045
What part my dude

precautiouslyorigarinio

>>36100861
you should have asked me in october
t.>>36099750

>>36101076
same but i haven't tried one bit
I don't have enough free time as it is, if i had to throw away my weekends socializing i'd be done for
can't be healthy though

>robots are lonely and want friends
>robots can't be friends with normies
>robots can only relate to robots
>robots are also averse to meeting in person
>robots are destined to never have friends even if other robots live in close vicinity with each other

WAKE ME UP

>>36101292
We need a medium that's all.
Something that doesn't require social energies to be expended in excess.

Also something that doesn't create a fucked up social hierarchy immediately making circles.

Its impossible however.
There will always be outliers, even among outliers.

Cursed men

>>36101292
i'm fine with socializing and i enjoy being around people, I just value my free time and money more

>>36101502
I'm just broke as fuck, I ain't spending at least 5.50 to meet up with you dudes

>you will never explore the concrete jungle with your merry gang of autistic robots

>>36097800

Crown Height reporting in
Drinking a 40, posting on r9k
Kinda want another beer, but it's cold and windy outside

>>36101502

If you're fine with socializing and enjoy being around people then you're not a robot.

Staten Island reporting in

fuck this place and every chad who lives here

i live in westchester and i like the idea of NYC but i don't have any friends and being alone in the most populated city in america is a whole new level of crushing isolation, every time i go i imagine i'll meet some cool people and make friends but that just isn't the case

also the metro north fares went up, fuck

>>36101801
i used to live in crown heights when i was younger utica ave off eastern parkway lol we out here

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Any other Columbia students here?

Morningside heights reporting

>>36101844
>Staten Island

It's like an island of Italians and Greeks trapped in time. I don't think I've had a reason to cross the Verrazano for at least a decade.

>>36101854
>being alone in the most populated city in america is a whole new level of crushing isolation
Yo fuk u

>>36101970

To go to the barclays center for wwe and manhattan for hockey.

Other than thant no real reason unless I wanted L&B. All the old neighborhoods are chinks and russians now

>want to go out to get a job
>been raining the past few days and will plan to rain for the weekend

GUESS I HAVE MY EXCUSE WHY I DONT HAVE A WAGEKEK JOB

Hey J, if you see this, I'm sorry I stood you up. I just got too anxious. Not all roasties are like this.

Bye.

>>36101844
Was bullied by farrell fags

who /baruchbot/ here

>>36102775

Congrats on going to the most normie CUNY, fellow poor friend.

Bronx robot here

Have any of u ever tried the social anxiety meetup? Seems like it's filled with normalfags

>>36102807
the people try so hard to show how normie they are it hurts. everyone has a fake personality except for the small minority of /pol/ users i've met.

>>36102111
Yeah/ it's legit soul crushing especially with summer around the corner

>>36102873
May attend Baruch in the near future. Please don't tell me that place is loaded with Stacies

>>36102749

>went to farrell
>still hkv neet eventhough didnt get bullied

>>36099728
Feck yeah/ no qt manhattan college gf to come home to

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brooklyn, orthodox jews dont know how to drive for shit. always tryin to fit their huge buses and minivans into the tightest spot. no wonder all of their cars are dented or scratched to hell

>>36099760
Halal guys masterace

bensonhurst brooklyn here.

i've been on 4chan since 2005. i'm 26

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My autistic obsession is subway systems and I was so psyched to visit and ride the trains there last year. I keep the metrocard in my wallet as a memento

>>36102873
>>36102893

It's full of business majors, which is the most normie major for extroverts. Some nice 5/10 asian accounting girls though.

>>36102852

I live in Queens but that social anxiety shit in meetup seems so fucking horrible. If you constantly go to a meetup, your social anxiety isn't that bad, so they're just weird normies.

>>36102775
>tfw was in hunter but dropped out because homeless

>>36102893
most of the girls on campus are actually some of the nicest people you'll meet. most of them still want nothing to do with a robot, but at least they're nice. i've had a couple try to start conversations with me/compliment me but i couldn't do it

the stacies are all lesbian athletes and there aren't many. you'll want to go on a fucking rampage after dealing with the indians who base their entire personality on 2004 MTV (turbo chad but they smell and look like shit) and cocky asian men

Right by grand central. Leaving to start a new job in Florida after 7 years. Going to miss the food.

>>36102775
I graduated last May. Currently living a shitty NEET life but trying to be a wagecuck.

How was the shit storm of trump getting elected? A psych prof I had is a hardcore democrat. She posts on a democrat forum.

>>36102111
Bit of a paradox, plenty of opportunity to meet anyone and everyone but also isolation is completely enabled by seamless etc

>>36102975
What was your favorite line? Was it the 7 because of all the asian girls?

>>36103007
what happened?

>>36103068
marxist president of CUNY (milliken?) or whatever he calls himself sent out about 5 emails apologizing for the election and basically condemning trump. we had the false flag that made the news where some muslim girl claimed she was attacked and he sent an email out about that too

our bathrooms are littered with fuck trump written in marker and marxist professors are sniffing out republicans to give them bad grades. currently in a literature class with a course theme of open borders and civil rights.

i just keep my head down as much as i can. i want my big 4 job and then i'm out

>>36103207
mom's husband got super paranoid about me and started making my space just not conducive to living.

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yo fuck this place

>>36103207
I knew that story was such bullshit when I heard it. The station is crowded and fill with liberals. They would have caught them.

Good luck my man. Don't lose your soul chasing that paper.

>>36101883
Morningside reporting in

What's with all the new gentrification? Feel like 5-6 new places here opened up goddamn overnight.

>>36103101
1
I got the authentic subway experience of getting yelled at by a homeless man

>>36101854
where in westchester? southern part?

t. also lives in westchester

>>36102956
The food itself is overrated but the self-service is fucking bangin.

>>36103301
Is that Bowne? Hard to tell from the tiny pic.

I secretly want to do outdoor activities with shut in robots like flag football or tennis.

>>36099891
>ichiran
not bad, but it's a meme

I went to Portland and seattle last month and young people there look wayyyyyyy better than young ppl in the city.

too much niggers and spics here desu

bed stuy here

>>36103983
west coast v east coast my dude. if we weren't cursed with new england weather the people here would look the same

>>36104032
lol. who tricked you into that

>>36103907
a dream

>>36104049
it was cheap. this city is expensive as all fuck

>>36104062
it's only cheap if you don't carry cash

>>36104092
I live up by broadway. get with the times, bro. it's full of hipsters now.

>>36104035


I felt like i would be much happier if i was born on the pacific northwest.

theres a difference in culture that makes pnw way more interesting to me than back home in ny.


also less minorities there.

Flushing Metos bro

>>36097800
Nassau county here

Fuck your city

>>36104328
wait where I am there too

>>36104384
Syosset, living in my parents basement

Fresh meadows but used to live in Flushing.

are you all neet asians?

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>>36104284
i feel the same way about any southern state. i dont mind living in nyc but i'd rather deal with humidity and hot weather than long winters.

>>36104402
you and I are close. Huntington

>>36104438


try living in austin, asheville or durham if you want a city with attractive young people but dont wanna leave that southern weather.

>>36104448
I'm Sorry anon. From what I understand, Huntington is asshole general. I have some friends there, and they hate it too, you aren't alone.

>>36104417
Nah, stealth spic here. Everyone assumes I'm Italian or Jewish.

How do you all feel about the fact that metrocards used to be only $2 like a decade ago?

or are you all richfags who have cars or parents have cars?

>>36104542

I walk everywhere.

Good thing I have nowhere really to go.

Live next to a shopping plaza.

can one of you roasties be my gf (no manhattanfags)

>>36104499
I use to live in North Shore on Naussa

>>36104603


Brooklyn, too bad im a tranny huh?

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>brooklyn
>tranny
wait untill the rabbi hears this!

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>>36104438

>wanting heat and humidity over based fall and based winter

top lyl

>>36102877
>>36103075
>soul crushing especially with summer around the corner
>opportunity to meet anyone


>implying social contact is desired
You both gave yourselves away
Re.

>>36104542
>tfw all I want is my green student metrocard back
never knew how good I had it

anyone who grew up and nyc and went to private/catholic school over a public is a fucking cuck.

blacks are bros, the hood is cool.
the reality of public school forced my autism out of me.

1 LINE MASTERRACE

Manhattan UWS here. Bored and can't sleep

Brooklyn 718/347/917 reporting in

>>36099048
Nassau or New Jersey?
>>36099507
Friend of a friend. I get concentrated THC jelly that is formed into nerds rope.
>>36099862
Summer is coming. Construction companies always need extra hands even if it's just to wheel out rocks, dirt, and concrete.
>>36101801
>Urban gentlemen of color
>In my /r9k/

>>36102893
>Stacies
More like the Russian equivalent, I guess.
>>36103207
Was he the same fucker that sent out the gun control email blast after Sandy Hook? Keep your politics to yourself. Same if I went to a Texas public university and the school sent anti-abortion messages.

>>36105518
>anyone who grew up and nyc and went to private/catholic school over a public is a fucking cuck.

The Xavier and Xaverian guys used to be fucked jacked, though. Edmunds et al kids were just weird preppy kids that did more drugs and had more sex than their public school counterparts.


>blacks are bros, the hood is cool.
I say this as a former White Boiiii that thought it was cool to sell drugs in the Marlboro projects, have a Trini gf, and talk ghetto: no that shit isn't cool.

>the reality of public school forced my autism out of me.

Fucking this though. I used to have Sonic tier autism from K-8

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>>36101854
>>36103537

ARMONK REPORTING IN

W-what do you do for fun

>>36098671
Yo I go to CCNY, that's crazy. Always disturbing to see high school kids on my campus

>new york fucking city
>robot
I don't think so buddy-o

>>36106925
>it's a flyover thinks he knows anything about New York epsiode

i'm dropping out of cuny after senting me to the hospital and making me miss half a semester of classes. feels bad man.

>>36107294
I know a guy dropped out of Cuny because of some bullshit somehow he managed to work at a pharmacy

>>36103038
fuck yeah you are

Is there anything worth doing in the city? I live right outside of and desperately want to get out of the house.