So this girl that will be my official gf for a month already

>>36097342
So, you're 12 then. Ok, googling bra probably means she needs a bra. Also, birth control doesn't work like that faggot. She's got to be on it for quite a while before it's effective. She could have been taking anything, aspirin, breath mint, antacid. You seem like a virgin faggot. If she does want to fuck do her a favor and give her my name and number. I'll give her a proper dicming she'll actually enjoy.

>Giveherthedick.exe

Just make a move you cunt

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>>36097425
It wasn't the first pill it seems she has been taking it for about a week now. Today was the first time I saw her this week and I never saw her taking the pill in the other 3 weeks we have been together.
>>36097466
But how

>>36097475
So, do you know she's been taking them, or is today the first time you saw. It's either or, if she told you shes on the pill then why did you ask or wonder if that was the case. You're A) lying, or B) fucking stupid

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>>36097667
She got something that looked exactly like this out of her purse and took one.
This is the first time I was her do it but the first ~5 pills were already missing which leads me to believe she started taking them this week.

>>36097342
>Hey guys I have a girlfriend
>I have a girlfriend
>I have a girlfriend
>Did I mention I have a girlfriend?

Wrong board, sage

>>36097735
no

I need help with this

>>36097762
normie scum

origianinho

>>36097801
that isn't helping me nor you

Tell her to stop taking them because you want to impregnate her.

>>36097913
I don't want that. I even got some condoms just in case

this pic always makes me hard

anyway, sounds like you are going to get some pussy. don't sperg put or cum too early

>>36097892
fucking kill yourself if you want advice theres a hard for that

how do you even shave your own back

>>36097960
what hard

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I want to impregnate a girl I love

>>36098034
not me brother

>>36097928
dont wear condoms you fucking cuck. just pull out

also if shes your girlfriend how come you didnt fuck her yet?

By "official gf" you mean that's when you started dating?

Because I've been dating this girl for a month, is she automatically my gf now? We've only gone on 2 dates though

>>36098187
No I want to last longer and be safe
>>36098242
No we went out a couple of times before but on march 8th she told me that she loves me and would like us to be a couple

>>36098287
Yeah you can't be older than 16

>>36098400
don't be negative

>>36098034
its a good feeling

>>36097729
>damage control
you fucked up this part of the story, just let it go and remember that girls don't take 'the pill' in the middle of the day and try again in a few days.

>>36098575
lel what? She took it at around 8.

>>36098597
>lel what? She took it at around 8.
You said she did it in the movie theater. Girls take that shit first thing in the morning kid. They're supposed to take it at the same time everyday

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>>36098423
I'm not hearing a "no", b&

>>36098639
Yes she took it in the movie theatre at around 8.
>They're supposed to take it at the same time everyday
That's the whole point and why I think she started taking it only this week grandpa. We have been together at around 8 plenty of times in the last few weeks and I never saw her take the pill before.
>>36098692
I haven't been 16 in year and I can't go back now

>>36098717
so 17
still underage
REPORT REPORT REPORT

>>36098792
*years

I am not a teenager

>>36098639
they can take it at any time so long as its the same time everyday you fucking retard

>>36097342
She might want it. But some girls take the pill for the pain they get from a menstrual cycle. You don't sound ready. I would talk to her about this first and break the ice

>>36098845
Yeah I will keep an eye on if she taked it around when we go out for dinner on saturday
>>36098863
Hell no I should know what the hell I am doing by now

but I don't

>>36098904
are you a virgin then?

>>36098845
That's what I said faggot. You've never fucked a woman, most of them take it first thing in the morning because taking it at 8pm is fucking retarded and when they wake up it becomes a part of their routine

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>>36099313
totally original reply right here
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>>36097425
There's nothing wrong with giving a girl a terrible lay. Who gives a fuck if she enjoys it

>>36099469
>Girls take that shit first thing in the morning kid. They're supposed to take it at the same time everyday
That's what you fucking said. They don't ALL take it in the morning. Some could take it before going to bed.

You're so retard, neck yourself already.

>>36099634
God you're a massive faggot. I never said ALL girls, retard. If you're too autistic to understand how to interpret
>Girls take that shit first thing in the morning kid. They're supposed to take it at the same time everyday

Then you truly do belong here kek

>>36100067
We're all autistic. Shocker. Fuck you normalfag, you just do not know how to get your message straight, not my fault.

I hope a spider bites your nasty nuts and leaves you with immense pain and infection.

>>36100381
Go be a retard somewhere else spergy

>>36100408
I have limited places to go. Normiescum like you can go anywhere. Do us a favor and leave. I hate your kind so much that I cannot wait until murder is legal.

>>36100464
No. This is a normie board now. Take your fuck ass back to plebbit

So what preperations should I do before doing her in a few hours?

>>36100572
I've been here for years silly newfag. God, please neck yourself. Make my night please.