All of you guys are alright, please come to my room tonight.

>>36094312
Which gender are you?
Which gender do you look like?

Give me your address and I'll try to come around

>>36094340
OP has a pic of an anime character. It's obviously a man you fucking retard. Get the fuck out of here you really don't belong, fuckface.

PLEASE be my internet girlfriend(male)!

>>36094340
It's complicated anon I hope you understand

>>36094312
Sure thing anon, where you at?

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>>36094340
W-what are you going to do with those informations, big boy?

>>36094435
>>36094539
Somewhere in France.

>>36094457
Anon, are you sure? I opened this thread with a very slutty and impure line. You should be disgusted!

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>>36094881
Scotland and France used to be firm allies. Make like Mary, Queen of Scots and ship yourself over here so you can rule my asshole

>>36094881
I'm confident that I can take a slut and make her a loyal (boy)wife.

I live just 9h30min(car) away from Paris and I have alot of freetime next week...

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>>36094967
I'm a dicator anon. Your asshole would suffer while being beat into submission.

>>36094977
Can you make a boyslut a boywife, anon? Is that wise?

>>36095051
Y-you wouldn't. Germany?

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>No...I can't too young to drive
>I wish tho
>I have such a boring life I just wish something would happen

I'm from Austria

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>>36094312
W-what are we gonna do in your room?

All of us at once?

>>36095405
I wouldn't mind my asshole suffering tbqh
Maybe I need the punishment

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>>36095771
*POMF*
What are we going to do on the bed?

>>36094312
>All of you guys are alright, please come to my room tonight.

Sorry, I'm not into fat neckbeards :^)

you guys are alright. dont go to syria tomorrow

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>>36095695
>too young to drive
Uhhhh. Anon you probably shouldn't poison your young mind by coming on this board you know.

>>36095771
Maybe we can play games~

>>36095793
Sure, the more the merrier.

>>36095846
Maybe you don't know what you need and should shut up, anon. Maybe if you don't stop talking about your asshole you'll get a pencil shoved down your urethra, you know. Be a good boy, go with the flow. Don't say "no".

>>36095899
Project all you want, anon, it's okay, it's a safe place here.

>>36095928
>Project all you want,

t. 300 pounder wearing levi jeans

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>>36094312
I only commented because of the lewd pic, which is god-tier btw
But I'd imagine you don't look like that because you're the 3D kind...

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>>36095928
Games? I-I don't think you're talking about video games...

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>>36095961
You wish, anon. I'm normal weight. Obese people are pretty rare here. Are fat neckbeards your fetish? I'm wearing pajamas because it's time to sleep.

>>36096006
You dumb dimensionist prick! Reminder that you're 3D too, anon.

>>36096060
That's right anon. You know what I'm talking about, don't be a prude. You play those too I bet. I'm talking, of course, about tabletop games./spoiler]

>>36094312
Where your ass whuz at? Text me

>>36096198
>Reminder that you're 3D too, anon
Why do you have to be so mean...I'm about to cry now...

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Do you mean I'm too young to come to your room?

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>>36096198
I-I don't think you mean tabletop games like Warhammer or Dnd either.. I-I'm not a prude!

>>36096198
>Are fat neckbeards your fetish?

You wish you fucking faggot

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>>36096295
You aren't too young to hang out in my room, cutie!

>>36096198
>Obese people are pretty rare here.

lol stop trying to give yourselves a good rep you fat faggot

>>36096362
This.
I'm fat too nigger weebs are either fat fucks or scrawny cucks.

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>>36096230
My ass is presently sitting on my chair in my room in Paris, France. Uh, dawg.

>>36096245
Anon I'm so sorry but you started it! There there, stop thinking about it!

>>36096295
You're too young to be on this website!

>>36096314
W-what else do you want to put on top of the table?!

>>36096338
Not really, anon, because you'd be disappointed.

>>36096362
Well come here in Paris and see for yourself. I don't think I've ever seen one like the ones you have in the USA.

>>36096388
I understand that you're mad at people being normal weight, anon, but please. It's on you. Just stop eating processed shit all the time and make steamed and raw veggies your main source of food for a while.

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>>36096352
Thank you
It's nice to know that not everybody just cares about your age

>>36096466
>I don't think I've ever seen one like the ones you have in the USA.

Most of /r9k/ posters are from the US

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>>36096466
Huh?! I-I thought you were implying something l-lewd! I'm sorry..

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>>36096485
Well, I do like them younger than most~

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>>36095405
>>36096466
Why are you in France?
What part of Germany are you from?

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>>36096518
There are tons of yuropians here.

>>36096528
What kind of lewd thing did you think I was talking about?!

>>36096562
You must have mistaken me for someone else, anon, or misunderstood something I said. I'm French, not German.

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>>36096634
By tabletop I thought you meant like.. t-that one of us was going to be on top of the table..

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>>36096634
>Y-you wouldn't. Germany?
yeah, mistook that ... getting late here too afterall.

Need someone in my room too, to cuddle in my bed.

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>>36094312
don't mind if I do, anon origin

>>36096725
I want to cut your dick off and watch you squirm

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>>36096466
Sometimes, I swear, I just hope I'd be reborn as a cute anime girl...

>>36096725
> ps3 game case is 4.7" long
> posting this pic unironically

>>36096772
it's cute and you would probably not gag to much on it while sucking it

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>>36096634
>But you guys are so entertaining
>You guys are always so open
>I'm sorry if I disturb you

Why are most forbidden things so enjoyable

>>36096822
i personally would lick, suck and tease the tip until he was blue in the balls

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>>36096914
That sounds extremely promising. I got a cute pee pee too

>>36096956
With yours, I might give you deep kisses while slowly stroking it

but that depends on how cute it is

>>36094312
i have a question for you fags
do any of you legitimately have an interest in underage children? some of you seem to imply that you're pedo/something similar and i'm not sure if it's more likely with people like you or if it's just a coincidence.
i promise i'm not the FBI, i'm just curious.

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>>36097028
no bully anon!

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>>36097064
>i promise i'm not the FBI, i'm just curious.
that's what fbi would say ...
only 2D loli is fine

>>36097116
the space right under your glans looks very welcoming to my tongue...

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>>36097064
I mean, I guess I do. I generally prefer younger and cuter boys around 16~ years old, that's why I was interested in the younger boy who was posting earlier. I'm a virgin and a bottom though
And in reality I'd never break the law please don't van me ;_;

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>>36097116
you should clean that jizz of your table

otherwise looks like mine .. curve to the left and cute size too

>>36097185
Hold on a minute... if anyone is going to clean up his jizz, you should let me.

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>>36097185
>>36097207
It's the marble countertop
also, post yours

>>36097176
where do you live anon? i'm also just, uh, curious

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>>36096725
oh god, i wanna suck that cock while you play and call me a good girl :3

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>>36097314
I live in rural Canada, so rural that I have to act out my degenerate fantasies online with ERP

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When did r9k get filled with such a huge amount of gay people.

daily reminder if you like traps/futa, you are gay.

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>>36097560
But futa's have vaginas how is liking something with a vagina gay anon?

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>>36096693
What are you saying, anon, that you're like being pinned to a table?

>>36096696
Y-yeah. I'm sure you'll get someone to cuddle soon.

>>36096725
Cute dick desu

>>36096762
Me too, anon.

>>36096856
Who are you quoting, anon? You're not disturbing anyone.

>>36097560
That's not true, anon. If it looks like a girl, you're hetero for being attracted to it. Gay men are attracted to men.

>>36097625
because it has a dick

>>36097661
But it also has tits and a pussy?

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i know. that's the joke.

mine is small and cute when not hard, isn't it?

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>>36097652
I-I'm not opposed to laying down on a table..

>>36094967
I'm from Scotland! Contact details?

>>36094881
French accents are hot.

No one that posts here passes, every time I have pursued a trap and got them to send pictures they do not pass. traps that actually look good do not shitpost like this.

>>36097652
Anon are you a qt twink?

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>>36097652
I want to see a french butt!

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w-why is my dick getting wet reading this thread