Need sex bad

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>>36094164
oh wow life must be so hard for you?

bait. do not reply and if you do, sage.
saged.

>>36094193
It really is.

It really....is....

stop basing your self worth around whether or not you have the sex with womynz

saged

>>36094227
Wtf does saged mean

>>36094238
dont bump your own thread by replying to sage posts faggot

sage

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>>36094164
God damn you, you fucking normalfag trash. Seriously, I pray that God damns you to eternal hell. Your "oh ive had seeeeex i need more seeeex waaah poor me" posts are not welcome here. You need to neck yourself faggot. I also see that you don't know what "sage" means which means that you are a pathetic ultra-newfag; this is another good reason to climb to the highest place that you can find and jump off head first. The fact that you have had sexual inercourse with a roastie is absolutely disgusting. I hope that you catch syphilis and HIV at the sams time and that they lead to a slow and agonizing death for you. Never post a thread on /r9k/ again you cunt, go to /b/ or /soc/ where all of the other unwanted normals hang out. Ideally you would blow your brains out, but I know that you are probably to retarded to realize that you'd be doing the world a huge favor by doing so. Crawl up your mother's cunt and suffocate you fucking parasite

>tfw haven't had sex for over a week

the struggle is real bros

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>>36095187
Bro I'm sorry, geez. You need to have sex so you wouldn't be so frustrated.

Bumpididdidybumpbumpbump ;)

I'm 36 and i have never had physical contact with a member of the opposite sex


With the exception of hugging my mom/aunt/grandma

Pretty sure my aunt hates me though.
Cousins won't hug me.

My grandma loved me so much and every day she would ask when i was going to show her pictures of my GF, i kept telling her i had no GF but she always thought i was just hiding her because they wouldn't approve or Something.

She passed away 2 months ago leaving the total amount of female humans who care about me to drop from 2 to 1.

Mom loves me though, god bless her.


I went though 5 years of college and 5 years of highschool without a single physical interaction with a female of any sort and basically without ever having a conversation with one.


I know this thread is bait, but yeah, understand the true khv life.

>>36094164
OFF MY BOARD MCNIGGA CHIGGA

>>36095535
Get ripped with John Bastow
>>36095394

I've never kissed a girl, what is it like? Is it nice?

>>36094164

Have you tried being less of an autism?

>>36095187

>permavirgin detected.

So how old are you and what is your daily tendie intake?

>>36095535
Fucking virgin wizard fag

>>36095535
For some reason this gave me a boner