/hands/

no way ur not fkn doxing me

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>inb4 u a skeleton XD

Its the angle I'm actually fat

I don't dox bro bro

>>36093192
You are FAT!!! Fatty fat fatty! HAHAHAhAHA

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What should I do to make it look more girly?

>>36093290
cut it off.

don't mute me

>>36093270
What'd you expect smart ass?

>>36093192
Why does this pic piss me off? Fat fuck.

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I used to bite my nails up until this summer. It was so Nice being able to stop

>>36093328
Nobody loves the amputees.

>>36093346
maybe if there were less of your ugly self you'd have a better chance at life.

>>36093335
Insecure maybe idk

>>36093192
Is that bottle with pink in back clonazepan?

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Im making spinach fettuccini

>>36093238
You can tell how fat a man is by looking at their penis soft and stretched out.

>>36093419
Post ya boiclit you little faggot

>>36093419
CUT YOUR NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS THAT'S SO FUCKING GROSS

>>36093419
Disgusting fingers you have like a fungas or something on filthy nails

>>36093362
I don't think that cutting off my left hand would help. Maybe I should also get rid of my legs.
By the way, is that you, V? Don't be a coward ant tell me everything in my face.

>>36093419
You are a massive faggot cut those ugly ass nails they make me want to vom

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Reminder that if you have a high 2D:4D ratio you aren't gonna make it.

>>36093474
i don't know who V, i'm a closet femanon.

>>36093504
That's why you didn't even manage to make your first reply original, I see.

>>36093582
>>36093582
SOMEONE JUST STARTED A WOMAN HATE THREAD GO POST THERE YOU AUTIST

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real man hands for a gigantic pussy

>>36093599
>YOU AUTIST
>all in caps
Ok

wtf am i on /b/?

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But y tho

Ravioli ravioli, this comment is origanoli

>>36093604
freckles on hands are cute :3

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Making pizza right now.
Skelly life

>>36093653
I want to look at hands

>>36093464
>>36093471
>>36093490
calm down
im sorry I dont have manicured nails as a neet
da fuck

>>36093723
The don't have to be manicured, but you could at least cut them. I personally don't think it's comfortable to live with such long nails.

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>>36093659
Boy your hands look gay. Do something with them besides typing on your keyboard anon. You need to at least keep appereances up about having a normal life when you get out once a week to do groceries.

>>36093658
never noticed... or thought about it

>>36093659
hundreds of replies / 10

>>36093785
I think it's a gril

>>36093844
its a wanna be a gril

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>>36093192
>>36093659

Is this a veiled thread to take pictures of your hand with pills or medication near it just so people can ask you what you suffer from?
Also OP's hand looks like a balloon

>>36093867
No need to ask, it looks like Xanax and birth control pills.

>>36093867
No don't make it seem more than it is I just want hands... Sorry I keep my pills all over the place.

>>36093498
I don't get it. What did he mean by this lads?

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>>36093867
Just ignore the pills anon, it's not that hard, everyone else here seems to pull it off pretty well.

>>36093844
As >>36093865 said in other words, there are only traps on /r9k/. Don't fall for it.

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I'm not taking another picture. My phone's in the other room.

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TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!
THE HAND SPEAKS!
THE HAND OF A GOVERNMENT MAN

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I've never really liked my hands. I can't really figure out why, I just don't like them.

>tfw handlet
I hate my hands so much

>>36093980
I'm not government! I just want hands!

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i feel socialitzed now

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You all are a bunch of faggots

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Here is a hand.

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>>36094038
>tiny hands tries to be edgy
tfw

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>>36093192
good hand, looks nice and ripe.
7/10
>>36093238
I want your fingers in my eye socket
7/10
>>36093290
3/10
>>36093338
the stain on your pants is throwing my hand rates off.
>>36093419
the base of your index finger seems swollen
6/10
>>36093604
Yeah that hand is going to get you places kid, trust me.
9/10
>>36093659
softass lookinass
2/10

>>36093867
>>36093894
>Xanax and birth control pills.

Almost. Zoloft and birth control.
>>36093785
Why? I like that my hands look gay

>>36094011
what will you do with all this hands ?

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r8 my fapmachine robo's

>>36093758
This is cut. I used to have nails twice as long. I'm not a guy.

>>36094145
Giving this a 8/10 because of your torpedo thumbs

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I'm chubby

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Alrighty then. Here it is

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I wish I knew how to stop biting my nails...

>>36094235
You seem cool, you know. Hand, hair, this poster.

>>36094235
There's some sort of shit aimed towards nail biters that you paint on, and it makes them taste disgusting

>>36094117
I masturbate to them. It gets me hard knowing people use their hands to masturbate as well

YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY BIOMETRICS FUCK OFF NSA SHILL

>>36094274
Not him, but...
I used it when I was a kid, but it also made anything I touched taste disgustingly bitter. So I got used to it pretty fast and silll bite my nail.

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Stay chill, robots

>>36094280
Joke's on you. I get off without touching my benis

>>36094261
I don't think I've gotten a compliment since 2016, so thank you anon, you must be nice too.

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Webcam is 1995-tier desu

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I love /soc/ threads :^)

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Had to retake this cuz the original photo would have actually been easy to track me with

>>36094462
PLEASE post your beautiful handpucci

>>36094462
Did you hit the wall or something?

>>36094524
Your mom hit a wall Imao

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Handpostblox500k

>>36094662

Are you on a bus or something?

>>36093290
>>36093419
>>36093653
>>36094047
>>36094145
admired and saved

>>36094418
How did you take this picture?

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>2015 + II
>not having skelly syndrome
shiggy

>>36094711
>2016
>being a black

>>36094038
What the fuck dude, your hand is barely any bigger than your wrist

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Okay I'll bite.
>XD I have problems too pay attention to me

>>36094755
Shut up ya transgemdered dog

>>36094689
Yeah, on my way to the shekel shop

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Skeleton master race reporting in

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HandIet here.

OriginaI

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>>36094859
Wrong side
originalreeeeeeee

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My hands are smaller than Trump's :')

>>36094108
ive broken the fingers in that hand a bunch of times.

>>36094781
This triggers the wristlet

>>36095013
Least Im not a hormonal wreck hahaha

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>>36094708
pretty much this
z

>>36094726
>2017
>Implying it's still 2016

>>36095203
Well, you libtards are stuck in the past

POST MORE HANDS

>>36095155
The power of modern technology truly knows no limits.

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many years ago today something grew inside of your mother
that thing was you

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>>36093192
Rate my hands R9K!

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21 year old with the wrinkled hands of a 50 year old checking in

>>36096996
I want to hold your hands non-sexually

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>>36093192
It's like I'm really on /soc/

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Fucking white as shit man.

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>>36095251
>libtards

Dude...why are you bringing buzzwords like that into a thread about hands? I'm not even the guy you're replying to either.

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The other hand looks even worse...

>>36093338
How? How did you manage to stop. Give me the secret.

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>tfw you're 18 and male but your hands look like a grandma's

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Hairy hand

Oginioli

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I fell for the thinkpad meme. Also, i'm n-not that hairy, right guys?

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Fuck lotion

I'm getting more powerful thank you all

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>>36100186
take my strong hand

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>being a brown people

>>36099915
Please shave. Your hair is very thick and black; it doesn't look good.

>>36100346
What the fuck desu post more pics of hand.

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My captcha was filled with cute hamsters!

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>tfw hands are darker now because of cycling.

Why are so many people posting random girl hands..

>>36097293
Kek. Would be nice to get some human contact outside of when my mommy accidently brushes against me when she's bringing me a new tray of tendies

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Hand plus gallery

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>>36093238
jesus desu

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>>36093659
>guaranteed replies meme

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>wristlet
kill me right now

>>36093659
>birth control
REEEEEE

inb4 it's to help manage my periods