How are you robots going to avoid the draft?

>>36093149
They don't take in the mentally I'll with suicide attempts

>>36093149
>bad eye sight
>severe depression that I need multiple meds just to stay stable

I'd probably be pretty low on the list desu. Realistically Chad will be rounded up and sent first, and they'll only send people like us when they get desperate.

I won't, I'll fight and hopefully die

Remember when everyone got drafted to Afghanistan?

I'm too fat to fit into any uniform and most PTV

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>>36093149

They can't draft me. I don't live in America.

I'll come and fuck your wives and girlfriends (if you have any) while your deployed though. :)

>>36093280
too bad afganistan wasnt worldwar three

>>36093149
I wouldn't, if anything I'll enlist voluntarily.

>>36093193
They'll provably round up all the mentally unstable misfits and use them in patrols. You'll have a robot, a tumblr, a redditor and a failed normie. It'll be the first time you have social interactions so your icy heart will melt for long enough. You'll basically be shuffled around in a shell game waiting to get blown up by an IED, or you'll be ammo bitch for real soldiers. In all likelihood you'll still be able to shitpost on 4chan and play vidya.

>>36093280
Was Russia backing Afghanistan with all their strength?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/07/politics/russia-us-syria-strike/

>>36093359
I thought depression was an instant DQ from service? It's what I was told when I tried to sign up for Coast Guard. Said it's a safety thing since they wouldn't want to arm you or have to trust you under pressure. How would putting rejects like that in critical support positions make any sort of sense?

>>36093280
http://www.npr.org/2017/04/06/522857262/u-s-military-leaders-are-worried-that-a-war-with-russia-could-start-by-accident


No president during wartime has ever lost re-election. JS

>>36093416
Under normal circumstances it is. however during a draft, the mentally ill and unumployed are the first to go

>>36093416
I'm shitposting desu. Wishful thinking.

>>36093149
I have brain damage to my pituitary gland that requires me to have daily growth hormone injections since my brain doesn't produce it anymore

>>36093373
If Russia is backing Syria "with all its strength" why didn't they go WW3 when the US bombed the Syrian army last year?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_2016_Deir_ez-Zor_air_raid

>>36093461
That's not how any of the precious drafts went though.

>>36093462
I see.

High school dropout here. I'd gladly enlist in the army if they're desperate enough for me.

>>36093487
They likely found other avenues to fight the United States. Nobody wants World War 3.

>>36093487
It raised tensions to a high not seen in recent times

Also Trump was coming in and They and We honestly thought he wasn't ZOG owned

We were wrong

I'm dumb, what is WW3 even going to be over? I know WWI was over German expansion and the dumbass alliance system and WWII was over German expansion again and dumbass sanctions as a result of WWI. Is WW3 just a dick measuring contest?

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>>36093149
I would just fake my ocd into overdrive, im talking shaking my hand untill i can't hold a gun without dropping it.

You could always just ask the army to take your collection of pissbottles into the army and cry on the floor like a fucking autistic baby and i think they would get the message

>>36093149
My guess is that Trump called Putin and told him to evacuate the air base so he could blow it up and placate the people.
I think the chemical attacks were a false flag and the media coverage was to force Trump's hand.

>>36093542
Influence. Basically a lot of people with money want better deals to be cut, and they're willing to go to war over it. The problem is that we have giant weapons now that could wipe out cities in a single stroke, so economic Wars could and this planet.

There are a lot of gas and oil reserves in Ukraine and Mid Eastern Europe. The United States doesn't want his seed access to Russia and sees Russia as a major economic threat if they are to become a Powerhouse, supplying energy to western europe.

The way I see it it's akin to fighting over the Silk Road back in the day. Traders become arms dealers, which become War bands, which I come independent armies fighting each other in the middle of nowhere

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Holy shit, I'm sick of seeing retards cry about WW3. It's not going to happen. Do you honestly think Russia gives a shit about a bombed-out literal shithole like Syria besides using it as an opportunity to flex their muscles? This is all about power projection. Neither the USA or Russia are stupid enough to start a war over something as petty and pointless as this, not to mention using fucking nukes, which no one is going to ever do.

>>36093149
Id enlist. Get me out of this life that I've fucked up. At least let me serve my country and die a hero.

>>36093617
>a hero

Yea sure more like a pawn

>>36093578
Isaiah 53:2
"For He shall grow up before Him as a tender plant, And as a root out of dry ground. He has no form or comeliness; And when we see Him, There is no beauty that we should desire Him."

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I just got cancer (melanoma) so I will never knoe this feel of being cucked by the governmental jew.

>>36093149
I'm not. I'm volunteering. I'd do anything for a chance to kill goatfuckers.

I'n European, original

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>>36093302
>/r9k/
>wives and girlfriends

>>36093149

I'm not. My employer won't be happy though.