Anyone else act like a big autistic retard when playing online games?

>>36093039

>playing online games

>EVER

Everyone who plays online games does.

Whether it's on purpose or not is irrelevant


>Playing dominion
>Chase after my own teammates firing my shotgun to give away position
>Screaming cartoon theme songs down mic loud as possible

that kinda stuff

>>36093039
yes I scream at my tv and punch my wall. sometimes I teabag the ground around my teammates and knife them just to laugh my ass off when they react to it

>>36093039
I always type

"SOMEONE COVERS ME"

In all caps in the team chat and pronounce it to myself in a pajeet voice.

>>36093039
>playing pvp games on minecraft server
>build a house
hehehe

>>36093039
>playing rainbow six siege ranked
>follow team members around destroying their equipment until they get annoyed and kill me
>they get kicked for teamkilling

>>36093104
i definitely scream so loud my neighbors can hear,

>Scream "tango down" everytime i get a kill
>repeat it twice if i get a double

>>36093039
teach me how to do this
i crave attention

is randomly playing human wikipedia a good idea.
(i.e. in the middle of a game just tell everyone about the history of British Railways.)

>>36093164
haha nice

i just find it really funny when people get really angry over a mic to the point they yell at me

>>36093178
Yeah, I do this all the time and it annoys the fuck out of people

Dropping little trivia facts you read on imdb about really obscure films is good too

>>36093178
Yeah, do it in a weird voice though, and stop every now and again mid story to have a pretend argument with your mum and make it about something really embarrasing

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ye im a fuckin kunt

I sing
I scream
I whistle
I talk to myself
I speak the other two non-English langauges I know
I type them, too
I get drunk and yell at everyone
I've fucked over numerous PUG dungeons/raids in WoW/FFXVII
I steal shit from guild banks and transfer servers
I crash 10+ hour EU4, HoI 3, Civ games
I teamkill occasionally
I have kept up Indian and retard accents for 2+ hours
I play Hitler speeches on very low volume
I have doxxed literal faggots from in-game to IRL if they use the same username for everything

In the real world I am very quiet and serious and rarely smile. Good grades and studying accounting in uni.

>>36093169
one time I was playing tf2, my teammates were noobs that just downloaded it mostly. I fucking ree'd so loud and punched my wall and threw my monitor my brother knocked on my door and was like what the fuck are you doing? told him to fuck off but he knew he knew

>>36093266
You sound exactly like the type of person i imagine doing this kind of thing

What's the worst reaction/hate message anyone ever gave you?

>>36093211
People will typically message me after telling me to get cancer or something and I always respond with "hand slipped haha"

makes them erupt

>>36093333
"just a prank bro lol!"

This also makes people type full paragraphs about how much they hate you

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>>36093039
Most the time I enjoy larping as the enemy after they kill me, interpreting them as high-pitched, excessively homosexual spastics.

>playing counter strike
>teammates being very toxic and rude
>throw flash bangs in their faces
>throw smoke grenades in their faces
>block doorways so they can't get through
>tell enemies in chat where they're sneaking
>run in front of them so they teamkill me
>throw the bomb to the enemy team
>generally just grief them super hard
>toxic teens don't know how to react
>they have poor control over emotions
>always rage at me over voice comms
>"fukkin 12 years old kid kill ursalf"
>"i bet ur parents dont love u kid kys"
>"ever1 h8s u omg u suckk so bad"
>their low-tier insults don't even faze me
>lose a game i could have easily won
>next game get matched against them
>absolutely rekt them beyond recognition
>they get so mad they leave the game
>7 days competitive cooldown