ITT: Share some of the most autistic shit you've ever done
>be me
>be 8th grade
>typical socially awkward robot who had few friends
>it is almost time to go to lunch
>today they're serving some crispy tendies
>mmmmmmmmm.jpg
>teacher starts to play easter song since it was almost time for easter obviously
>bell rings
>class gets up to leave
>bunny in video starts hopping
>autismomodeactivates.gif
>actually hop out of class and into the hallway
>all the way to lunch
>can hear laughter behind me the entire time
>eat delicious tendies
>halfway through meal realize how autistic I looked
>MFW
Also:
>be me (again)
>6th grade
>qt3.14 gril says that I'm cute
>spaghetti flies everywhere
>can't stop blushing
>she laughs
>tells me she was joking
>MFW
>similar incidents happen later on in life
>now I'm distrustful of any girl when it comes to relationships
>>36092194
What future incidents happened to you that made you distrustful to women?
>>36092355
>be me
>either 7th or 8th grade
>in Mock Debate club
>gril that I'm friends with starts begging me to dance with her
>start dancing
>look like a retard
>everyone in class is cheering me on
>confidence rises
>she then tells me she wants to be my girlfriend
>throughout the day feel like I can conquer anything
>the dancing and "relationship" continues on for several weeks
>my autistic self finally realizes that she is just playing with my emotions
>tell her to leave me alone
>she begs me to stay with her
>tell her I'll only stay with her if she gives me a BJ
>her expression shows a mixture of disgust and
fear but she agrees
>get best BJ of life
>cum all over her face
>lifefeelsgood.jpg
Ok, that last part was obviously untrue but I pretty much stopped talking to her after that
>>36092355
Also:
>be me
>be in 9th grade
>popular girl starts talking to me out of nowhere
>eh, she's a 7/10 at best
>she's pretty cool tho
>ff next day
>says hi to me
>spaghetti flies out of my pockets, I wasn't expecting her to actually say hi to me
>class goes by normally
>she then starts blabbling about how I'm such an amazing person
>remember the Mock Debate class incident and several events that I have yet to cover and pretty much give her the cold shoulder
>she won't give up trying to make me fall for her
>One time, she even hugs me
>at this point, I was too much of a robot to feel any emotion
>decide that since this is the only time I'll ever get close to a girl I might as well feel her boob
>squeeze it
>she immediately falls backwards, acting like I was gonna sexually assault her (which I kinda did)
>she stares at me
>tells me that next time it won't be for free
>lol.gif
>she never bothers me again after that
Isn't life just amazing?
>>36092355
>be me
>back in Mock Debate class
>this cute 7th grade Vietnamese girl starts hugging/touching me aggressively
>this happened along with the dancing incident
>she claims she's been a fangirl of me ever since I joined this club
>lolsurefaggot.png
>think she's just an innocent gril so I let her feel me up
>couple weeks later, realize that she was also just trying to toy with my emotions
>when I tell her to leave me alone, she just says "ok" and never bothers with me again
>drop out of that club a week later
Goddamn, the repressed memories are resurfacing. That damn Mock Debate class was FUCKING AWFUL!!
>>36092194
>be the new kid in 9th grade
>this qt redhead shy girl has a crush on me (i can tell)
>have every chance to make something real between us
>end up being autistic and known as the class "loser" kid when I fail to make an impression to the cool kid clique
>become depressed so never said to her how much I liked her (she lost interest in me anyway I bet)
>>36092960
OP here.
Iktf anon, I have a similar story
>be in 7th grade
>It's the first day
>Walk into my first classroom
>See this blond haired blue-eyed girl
I don't exactly believe in love at first sight, but I was instantly attracted to her
>Decided to sit down beside her
>Struggle to think of a way to approach her
>Spaghetti drops all over the floor when she suddenly turns around and actually starts a conversation with me
>She wanted to draw in my binder
I carried a binder everywhere with me back in middle school
>Turns out her name's Genevieve and she a bit of an artist
>We ended up becoming friends after that
>We talk more and more throughtout the next two weeks
>By that time, we become good friends
>She would always challenge me to race her and some shit
>I'm really in love with her at this point
>Like the autist I am, tell some of my friends that I had a crush on her
>In less than two days, the entire grade knows about my secret
>People keep trying to ask me if I was going out with her or not
>I just wanted everyone to stay out of my business
>Things between me and her quickly become awkward
>We stop talking to each other
>Become slightly depressed and just want to change schools
>She ends up moving by the end of the month
>MFW