Wait... you guys aren't actually virgins are you?

>>36092187
Flip off f*cker

No, we are just lying about it because it is so funny XDXDDXD LE FUNNY MEMES

>>36092187
I'm one
t. 24 khv anon.

No, like most of 4chan it's all just a parody. There might be one or two people who actually are and feel comfort here, but most of us are just here for the memes.

>>36092187
Not if getting fucked in the ass counts a losing my virginity :^)

>>36092271
>>36092286
Thank god, I was gonna go and tell Brad about this whacky site where everyone's a virgin, but if you're all just normal guys then there's no point. Good memes though boys.

>>36092278
uh duude, this site isn't for you...

>>36092350
>uh duude, this site isn't for you...
How come? I dont have anywhere else to go.

>>36092362
I don't mean to be rude bro, but I find virgins disgusting, and so does everyone else here. Just go and play world of warcraft or something dude... jeez haha

>>36092466
>so does everyone else here
I dont know about that. Besides why would you hate someone who's posing no threat to you?

Epic memery for your first week on 4chan, OP.

>>36092484
Sorry dude, I must have gotten the wrong end of the stick. When you say 'khv', do you mean like you've fucked a girl but you didn't cum in her, or you used a condom or something? Because that's okay dude, you're not a virgin if that happened haha its okay to be a little confused sometimes

>>36092550
khv - kissless hugless virgin.

>>36092578
On a serious note, how do you even get to 24 without kissing a girl? I'm not even memeing when I ask this, just how have you never been in a situation where you've at least drunkenly pecked a girl on the lips?

>>36092597
I have terrible intimacy anxiety where i shutdown. I'm not memeing.

>>36092623
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that anon, is there anyway to combat it?

>>36092637
I dont know, maybe therapy or something like that. However i cannot afford it, besides i'm 24 with no experience so i'm lower than dirt.

>>36092669
Sorry for making fun of you lad, hope you get it sorted one day

>>36092669
Therapy won't fix it.
T. richfag 25 yo khv.

>>36092669
Are you by chance heavily autistic? Because that's what I'm gathering from this exchange. Or are you on multiple layers of irony?

Yea, you fags make too big a deal out of it too.

>>36092778
Not him, but I'm a 25 yo khv with pretty bad intimacy anxiety.

I'm probably on the spectrum, but I don't think it's noticeable. Certainly not " heavily autistic".
Most people have assumed I have a gf, for some reason. I also have had plenty of jobs that require frequent interaction with people (IT) and I always get compliments on my demeanor, because I'm not "weird like the rest of the IT people".

Shit totally hits the fan when I think a girl may be attracted to me though. I self sabatoge, clam up, and do everything in my power to run from or avoid a situation. I once got off a bus 2 miles from my destination and walked home because a cute girl sat down next to me and started talking to me.

Honestly I think the only cure is a bullet to the head.