/britfeel/ tfw no autistic gf edition

first for OKClad's autistic qt

you boys really need to stop obsessing over this, just let him be happy

>>36090766

didn't include

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

u tard

>>36090769
>fat greasy hair
>qt

lad..

First for naval fiction awareness

Honestly wouldn't mind an autistic gf.

At least she wouldn't piss you around, and you'd probably be able to engage on some level, intellectually.

obviously hfa, not the downie side of the spectrum

Let's lap the Aussies lads

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I've taken to drinking whole milk for the memes as my beverage of choice. Just finished two pints and realised it was out of date.

It was nice knowing you lads.

>>36090793
Post a photo of your gf mate, if she's better than that.

>>36090768
how do I find a chav girl? I don't give a fuck if she's messy, I want to have sweaty awkward sex in her messy bedroom

>>36090812
How long did their thread stay up?

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>>36090766
Devon needs diversity edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36090821
What a silly choice of beverage.

>>36090841
Its still going. Only at 93 replies but its nighttime there so not looking hopeful

>>36090839
Be a Paki taxi driver and hang around outside care homes.

>>36090826
Haha simmer down lad, but yes, my gf is better than that

Hello has a boy called richard been coming here lately? i am his dad i would appreciate it if you didnt keep him up all night playing on the computer

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Lads I need advice.

College finishes soon, I work at mcdonalds, should I also get a night job? like warehousing or some shit?

Will working 2 jobs make the no gf feels go away?

>>36090877
Nah Richie doesn't post here any more

>>36090877
Richard was here earlier. He asked us not to tell you

>>36090839
i met her on badoo. i was desperate and she liked me.

she was literally like a 3. you wouldent want her lad. i was embarassed to walk around with her

>>36090849
Lad, milks a decent drink. Full of protein and carbs. Especially wholemilk.

That said drinking it out of date is nasty. How he didnt notice i have no idea.

>>36090877
Ye. He's been posting about black men fucking white women again.

>>36090881
I'm sorry but the no gf feels will never go away

>>36090877
Richard needs a smacked bum tbqh

>>36090899
Post an original pic lad

>>36090881
Only escapism will distract the feels. While you're working a manual labour, your mind is free to wander and feel. You either need an intellectual job or you need some hardcore escapism.

>>36090881
Why not nights at maccas?
8.55 an hour after 12 and before 6am.

best shag you've ever had lads? mine was with a polish slag i met in town, she could barely speak english but she was a solid 9/10

was my first ever anal and she did arse to mouth, ended up spunking gallons balls deep in her vag was fuckin banging
t
b
h

miss that kinky slut

>>36090904
I dont think drinking pints of milk a day is recommended. I know GOMAD is a meme so I could be wrong. Was it a sealed bottle at least?

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First for chav girls

>Have staff night out next week
>I'm super shy anxiety tier

I just want to have a few drinks and chill but the idea scares me bad.

I've come to terms with the fact anxiety/depression cant be cured for good.

shit sucks.

>>36090932
Are you trying to make us all depressed?

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>>36090904
It didn't taste off or anything.

Also what's for dinner lads? 2 quid microwave curry here. Jalfrezi.

>>36090877
no sir no richard around here sir god bless you sir

>>36090932
Fucked a banana peel once after hearing about it on here. I've never felt so much post-masturbatory regret. The shame.

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Can anyone in Lincolnshire take me under their wing and teach me how to get a gf and to sort my life out?

>>36090946
I hate ready meals. They don't even have the amount of meat I want

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As merry as the days were long
I was right and you were wrong
back at the old grey school
I would win and you would lose

But you've got everything now
you've got everything now
and what a terrible mess I've made of my life
oh what a mess I've made of my life

No, I've never had a job
because I've never wanted one
I've seen you smile
but I've never really heard you laugh
so who is rich and who is poor?
I cannot say...

You are your Mother's only son
and you're a desperate one
but I don't want a lover
I just want to be seen
in the back of your car

A friendship sadly lost?
well, this is true
and yet, it's false
but did I ever tell you, by the way
I never did like your face

But you've got everything now
you've got everything now
and what a terrible mess I've made of my life
oh what a mess I've made of my life

No, I've never had a job
because I'm too shy
I've seen you smile
but I've never really heard you laugh
so who is rich and who is poor?
I cannot say...

You are your Mother's only son
and you're a desperate one
but I don't want a lover
I just want to be tied
to the back of your car
to the back of your car
to the back of your car
to the back of your car

>>36090946

Fattest kebab in town with chips and garlic mayo, and a pizza for later on.

My standard takeaway order.

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>>36090934
Second for wanking to chavscum from Birmingham roleplaying a teacher blackmailed into giving a bj.

>>36090790
it's a good thing, it stops the yanks and shit adding markers.

>>36090934
I wonder how man Pakistani gentlemen she has serviced in exchange for a packet of cigarettes

>>36090932
Shagged a filipina girl who was studying here. Lost my virginity to her, she did anal and gave me a rimjob. Ate her ass too, surprisingly decent. She fingered my arse when I came as well which was wild.

>>36090873
You forgot to attach the photo mate. All I am seeing is your lies.

Those benders who drink cheeky vimtos

What kind of port are you supposed to use?

Richards dad here ok i have read your texts and i have got mixed responses. i will be questioning him about it when he gets home from the doctors. me and his mother found serial killer pictures on phone we have told the doctors about this and he is currently getting special treatment to help him with his computer addiction and to stop him from being involved in a serial killer cult last night he threw a tantrum and said we cant ban him from brit feel or he will give us a lethal injection. this worried the entire family because he has pictures under his serial killers talking about a lethal injection. i know some of you have put him to this and i tell you to stop because he needs to outside more like other boys his age and he needs a girl friend. do you hear me

>>36091067
cheap shit lad, no point wasting nice stuff on mixing with wkd cancer

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>>36091000
Long afloat on shipless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'Til your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle

And you sang, "Sail to me, sail to me, let me enfold you"
Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you

Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you hare when I was fox?
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks

For you sing, "Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow"
Oh my heart, oh my heart shies from the sorrow

I'm as puzzled as The Oyster
I'm as troubled as the tide
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Or should I lie with death my bride?
Hear me sing, "Swim to me, swim to me, let me enfold you"
Oh my heart, oh my heart is waiting to hold you

>>36091086
>tfw anons dad get's a lethal dose

>>36091114
Down a one way STRAAAAAYT

>>36091086
tell him harold said hello!

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>tfw used to love films but now can't be bothered to watch them because most are shit

>>36091161
Same lad. Feel like I've exhausted all of the good films. Probably not but I don't know what to look for.

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Things that need to get the fuck out of /britfeel/:

>Traps
>Namefags
>Gay shit
>Druggy chav scum
>Anime

Things we need more of:

>Shipposting
>Food and snack discussion
>music and game discussion
>discussing how to break the neet cycle

Your patience is appreciated.

>>36091161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqjK6EZPFZc

Wait lads. Is Richard the Shipman poster? Haven't seen any lethal dose posters since this whole running away fiasco

does your mother and farther know you are on here harold?

Things that ruin britfeel:
>(You)

Things that make britfeel good:
>Me

>>36090933
Bottle was not sealed.

Lads I've got 16 days away from wageslaving now. Sure I'm still working from home but still. I'm free lads.

Finished leg workout. Feel like I'm going to vomit.

Morning lads. started my day with chips soaked in salt and vinegar now i'll be thirsty and feel like shit for the rest of the day.

>>36091263
seriously?

feeling the need to vomit after exercise can sometimes be the precursor to a heart attack.

Going to a pof singles nightclub event on my own, how fucked am I?

Not gunna lie I am bricking it.

>>36091280
I'm usually fine. I just dont workout legs very often so I'm suffering.

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any anons from reading?

somebody has just tagged my friends lorry with a tag that says "REKO" . as you can imagine he's fuming and is offering a grand as reward for this persons name and address . if anybody knows I will split the reward with you

>>36091186
>druggy chav scum

but thats part of british culture lad

>>36091285
Sounds rough. Take pictures if you can.

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Just seen pictures of the poor doggo run over in the Stockholm attack and I'm shaking lads

fucking horrible world

I'm crying

>>36091186

I informed people of my takeaway order, but didn't get a single solitary (You).

Regret posting now, I'll go with my character-posting instead.

>>36091324
i know who it is but i want payment upfront

>>36091285
Please come back later with greentext and shit. I'd love to know how it goes

>>36091336

We tried to warn them, pakis out, but they didn't listen.

We tried, lad. We tried.

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>>36091186
Anime is as British as the queen, lad.

>>36091324
That throwie is absolutely shit.

>>36091338
What did you order?

I'm thinking of maybe ordering something a bit later.

>>36091336
not gonna lie lad i had a little sob over that image too

went downstairs and cuddled my pupper for an hour, nothing saddens me more than a wounded doggo

>>36091349

k will do m8. It has a speed dating thing as well, I'm just hoping it isn't all old people desu. I don't want to be forced to chat up a grannie for 5 minutes.

I wish I was a normie and didn't have to get so nervous in social situations.

>>36091324
I am part of the graffiti scene in Reading and I know who that is.

Name, address, the lot.

However he's a friend of a friend so I don't want to grass him up unless it's worth my while. What would my cut of the reward be?

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>>36091336
Pakis are so subhuman, would rather give a country to doggos than those finger counting rapists.

>>36091380

>>36091008

Adding a seekh kebab or maybe some tendies as a starter on that.

>>36091406
Use the grannies as practice to calm you down

>>36091360
>>36091424
>Trying to make it about racism

You're pissing on the dog's corpse you virgins

>>36091434
>racism
Who keeps doing these attacks on europe? Somehow it's always the religion of peace.

>>36091424
>give a country to doggos
Aw that would be cute as fuck

>>36090877
Richard said was about to go kill some people. We encouraged him

>>36090899
are chavs as filthy in bed as i always imagine them to be?

>>36091461
>Tfw your Yorkie MP keeps growling at you when asked about NEETbux

>>36091425
Oh nice! I hope you don't get food poisoning, you know how those dirty pakis are.

Garlic mayo is a nice choice.

>>36091452

Exactly, the swedes are nothing but appeasing the islamists, but they proceed to bite the hand that feeds.

How much longer will the west appease this awful culture?
How much longer will we repeat "peace in our time"?

You bet your arse that if these attacks were alt-right white males, there'd be curbs in place yesterday.

>>36091186
>music discussion
whats everyone listening to?

>>36091424
Mr Cuddles for pm

>>36091186
Anime is fine but waifufags need to bugger off.

>>36090925
havent got a pic anymore lad

>>36091482
didnt do much with her. she is a slag though. she lost her virginity at 12 to a fella in his early 20s. she has had a few abortions too.

is the lad who streamed my 600lb life in here? if so, would you be willing to stream the new one later?

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>>36091513
What were his last thoughts as the truck of peace hurtled towards him?

>>36091513
I'm suprised how popular Mummy May stays on /brit/pol despite her shameful reaction to London. Someone with an actual iron fist when?

Need some advice, as a 1mg/d xanax user, what's the analog for valium?

Popped 10mg, and there's a very light mental weightlessness.
Could probably go triple for the same effect I think?

>>36091523

Future Islands new album seems good. Been listening to some progressive rock like Yes and Nektar too.

Also some Bob Dylan.

You?

>>36091186
i agree with all of that except for the anime part. we need more book discussions too.

>>36091553
He wilI not divide us

>>36091186
I see you removed the racist part? Whys that shipanon?

>>36091565

>analog

lol. Don't try and use words if you don't know what they mean.

Do you mean dose equivalence?

Because if that's the case they have completely different half lifes and pharmacological effects and you can't really get dose equivalencies like you can with opioids.

>>36091541
>she lost her virginity at 12 to a fella in his early 20s
i always hear about shit like this but i never know how it happens. im in my early 20s now and i literally have no contact with underage girls, how do these things even come about?

>>36091562
What would you do if you were in charge?

>>36091546
It's not online yet, i will when i find a link to it.

>>36091624
For starters not defend Islam a day after some savage Muslim just killed English people...

Listening to some Richie Kavanagh, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ciuyl2_Ik

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Ladies Day at Aintree today, lads

>>36091648
Nasty, they're all 3D and stuff.

>>36091569
i like a bit of prog but i never really got into all that keyboard based stuff

bob is classic, what's your favourite of his albums?

i'm listening to peste noir right now because im trying to get more into black metal, but ive been listening to a lot of jazz lately as well

>>36091569
have you heard his latest? hear its supposed to be good

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>>36091648

Makes you proud dunnit?

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>>36091648

>Ladies day

>>36091616
>how do these things even come about?

not really sure. i never asked for the details because she was apprehensive enough to even tell me the basics of it. most victims of pedophilia know the offender, so im guessing that he must of been a friend of a friends family or something like that.

>>36091342
can't pay until he's paid me . and he's not gonna pay me until he knows this persons address and name . if you are serious email [email protected] .

>>36091642
I didn't ask what you wouldn't do. I asked what you would do.

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>>36091670

Classy British birds

>>36091213
Shipanon here, I'm not the Richard Hillman anon, but i have made 1 or 2 hillposts

>>36091213
fuck off richard

Got any pictures of the best dressed Aintree Ladies' Day winner?

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>>36091685

You need to be an 8/10 fitness model or professional baller to score with birds of this calibre

These stunners wouldn't piss on you if you was on fire

>>36091670
White women just can't control themselves around black men loool

>>36091684
I thought I would trigger your subhuman paki face lad. I didn't state I should lead, someone with an iron fist. Islamic May does not qualify.

Austhreads dead in the water lads. Didn't last long.

>>36091679
>victims of pedophilia

C'mon lad you can't exactly call a 12 year old slag who willingly had sex a "victim of pedophilia"

I'm sure she painted it that way to you for attention and sympathy though. And you lapped it up like the sad beta you are.

>>36091642
she definitely wouldent do that, considering she is a conservative. most globalists support diversity and they would rip her apart in the media if she said something offensive against islam.

>>36091714
All the posters were probably eaten by crocodiles.

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>>36091710

Kin ell, what a goddess

>>36091655
Yeah the keyboard was a bit of detractor for me at first but I got past it.

My favourite album is Bringing It All Back Home. What's yours?

Oo what jazz? I recently just become obsessed with chet baker, dizzy gillespie and miles davis.

Used to be big into metal but I find it only good for exercise these days.

>>36091661

I haven't anon! I'll give it a go but I'm sure it'll be nothing on his early stuff. His voice also sounds like his vocal cords are made out of literal gravel these days.

>>36091721
>C'mon lad you can't exactly call a 12 year old slag who willingly had sex a "victim of pedophilia"
Amir...

>>36091407
i'd pay 500 - half the reward
[email protected]

>>36091648
i live close to this. i hate it. every year i have to up with.

>>36091523
not only listening to it but fucking enjoying it as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJVFloPIVA

>>36091713
I'm not a paki. I'm sick of islamic terrorism as much as anyone.

Just tired of retards like you pretending there are easy answers to difficult problems. You sit there and criticise people doing difficult jobs when you could hardly manage a shift in McDonalds you thick cunt.

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>>36091738

Salt of the Earth these wenches

>>36091721
You're the paedophile from last night

>You can't blame Pakis for having a go at underage children

>>36091777
I like the nice big blue vein on her tit. Would love to inject it with drugs.

>>36091767

Oh fucking hell lad, I unironically bang out this shit in the car. Zero fucks in stock.

Collins is a wanker, but they put out some absolute tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN60DR5GQpg

>>36091721
oh fuck off you projecting cunt

stop looking for opportunity to have some retarded debate. you know why i said it.

>>36091638
cheers lad much appreciated

>>36091770
It is the complex question of the year rasheed.
>Muslims yet again fuck up country

>Defend them until your last dying breath [ ]
>Maybe make a point about the toxic sources that keep causing dead English people [ ]

Hmmm, what would your peado hero want...

>>36091777
Absolutely disgusting
Please delete this

Oh good. The lad who thinks literally everyone is a paki nonce is back at it.

>>36091802
>I don't have an answer to his question
>Hmm, I'll pretend he's a paki. That'll help.

I fucking hate pakis, you stupid cunt. I'm BNP.

>>36091802
>rasheed.
Oh shit nice one Deano that'll show him!

Lads, can't decide whether to go local chippy for donner meat and chips or drive into town and get meself a chicken burger meal and wings from the Paki Rooster gaff

What you sayin?

>>36091777
stop reminding of why i dont leave the house

>>36091821
British Noncey Pakis?

>>36091752
all things considered my favourite is probably freewheelin bob dylan

miles is goat, have you heard bitches brew? i've been listening to a lot of ornette coleman and sun ra recently

>>36084721
i am british. literally everyone says that tho...i want to get one of those DNA tests.
>>36084734
g u i l t y
>>36085096
babe<3
>>36085112
MY HANDS ARE PRETTY + ELEGANT AF m8888 go suck ya mum

so i went and volunteered at my local theatre today. set-up the sound n shit for some shitty cover band. some guy present had learning difficulties and kept making sexual comments toward me which was kind of awkward. got a couple more lil gigs out of it tho which is
actually kind of cool . maybe im going to make it after all boys!!!

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>>36091777

HERE COME THE GlRLS!

I don't normally post here but any of you fags from around Reading (Earley to be exact) and if so do you wanna get drunk with me tonight? My failed normie friend is on a date so I have nothing to do.

>>36090766
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

Has a releative of yours been enriched yet?

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>>36091901

Nowt wrong with havin a kip on a car park

>>36091901
just think. these two fat cunts can get sex and a relationship easier than anyone of us

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>>36091893
>those massive manhands

>>36091901
I bet the one in black looks good bent over

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>>36091924

You just know that arse is getting shafted in a Ladbrokes doorway tonight

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REMEMBER DON'T REPLY
IT'S ALL A RUSE

>>36091793
yeah i agree with you lad, collins is a prick but you can't deny good music. and you are correct to not give a fuck
fucking love it.

>>36091926
But at what cost anon? At what cost?

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>>36091949

AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANClENT TIME

>>36091926
I'd shag the one in black in a heart beat so not even surprised lad

>>36091821
O-oh yeah I bet you're just pretending. Ha. Got him.

>>36091793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B1ub5g5L0k
This is a tune as well

>>36091965
>At what cost?

who knows the answer to these question because i certainly dont, lad.

>>36091926
I'd shag both of them without hesitation.

>>36091926
>Normal functional people can get sex and relationships easier than dysfunctional people

Why is this a surprise to you?

>>36091921
Damn. All those little white girl wriggling about as swarthy arabs use and abuse them. Got any more links?

>>36091976

Yeah, she's one of them fat uns that if she lost a bit of weight (about 5 stone) would probably look alright

Would still give it one tbph

>>36091976
id shag her but i wouldent date her

seeing these pics bring back too many memories.

i remember when i 14 and me and the boys tried to sneak in

its really close to where i live.

>>36091999
Agreed. It's absolutely disgusting.

Would love to hear more details.

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>go into town
>decide to get a coffee and sit in the smoking are because it is nice weather
>looking for a table with an ashtray so I can smoke
>qt literally says you can sit next to me in the sun if you want
>sperg out, just take her ashtray and sit on the other side of the smoking area [/spoiler] in the shade [/spoiler]

Fuck me lads, I get presented with an opportunity and I can't even take it

Any lads have a gun I can burrow? Times like these make me really want to go hunting

>>36091997
i meant, they can get sex and relationships easier than any fella.

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'CAUUSE I'D RATHHER STAAY HERE
WITH AALL THE MAADMEN
THAAN PERISH WIITH THE SADMEN ROAAMING FREE
AND I'D RAATHER PLAY HERE
WITH ALL THE MADMEN
FOR I'M QUITE CONTENT THEY'RE ALL AS SANE AS ME

>>36092041
>waaaa women have it so easy

Maybe you can't get a shag because you're a weak crybaby faggot.

>>36091880
great album.

Never heard of any of these guys. I'll add them to my spotify playlist.

Do you play any instruments anon?

>>36092052
stop projecting ya soft cunt

i have had plenty of fuck buddies, still doesent take away the fact women have it a lot easier

>>36090790
Has anyone seen the Goodfella's copy pasta in the Congo? Kek

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>>36090946
chicken katsu curry with sticky rice. sainbury ready meal
>>36090998
i agree, so i always double up

>>36091933
why are you so obsessed with my hands you pervert
you must be a stupid fat gay who has pudgy ugly hairy hands and you are jealous of me

>>36092160
have to admit i am jealous of those hands
i could smash through brick with those
i could probably fly if i wafted them fast enough, they're bigger than dumbos ears
if you hold them up you block out the sun for most of england

>>36092160
Your hands are unusually large anon. Have you thought of taking up boxing?

Why haven't you joined your local anime society lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnnMfjN0jHw

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Pick a card britfeel. First reply gets it.

>>36092100
>projecting

>trying to say "nooo, that's not me, it's you!" in a grown up way

Pathetic.

Victory #1

Thanks for playing, kid.

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>>36092160
Are you Jack Kelly? Big Handed lawyer supreme?

>>36091893
>some guy present had learning difficulties

how do you know he had learning difficulties?

>>36091821
God I wish you animals would get put down.

>>36092251
8 of hearts

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>>36092246
Oh good God, weebs are so cringe inducing

>>36092280
stroke-chan looks like the only guy there I would share a beer with

>>36091523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DFebkDpJnM
listening to some cold wave lad


>>36091655
big fan of highway 61 here

>>36091880
also like miles, esp birth of the cool. his autobiography is decent

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>>36092265
Its all yours friend. Keep it ;)

>>36092304
He was one of the few people I spoke to and he was an alright guy

>>36092319
thank you friendo, i will treasure my 8

>>36092280
do you reckon the girls would be hard or easy to fuck?

Any of you lads ever read I Am A Hero?

Started because id heard really good things but it seems kinda meh so far, main character also isnt very likeable due to his supreme autism

>>36092280
Did you talk to the curvy qt in the blue shorts?

>>36092087
nah i wish

ive tried and failed to teach myself so many times and i cant afford lessons, do you?

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>>36092160
>you must be a stupid fat gay who has pudgy ugly hairy hands and you are jealous of me

state of this """"""femboy"""""""

>>36092384
>I Am A Hero?

*an hero

>>36092369
Most of them either had boyfriends already or were so ugly and boring you wouldn't want to
>>36092392
She must have been a final year in that photo because I didn't see her

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>>36092160
Hands Mcgee

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>>36092384
I see what you mean. Might give it a go though

>>36092420
>were so ugly and boring you wouldn't want to

yeah, fair shout lad. i would probably fuck them even if they were ugly but they would probably expect me to take them out and i wouldent want people thinking i actually like them

>>36092454
Haha looks like Amer Hussain of 16 St Albans Street, Rochdale.

I AM THE PURE RAGE OF A BRITISH MAN
AAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36092471
Out of everyone in the society I only found one of them attractive. Shame she was in the "already has a boyfriend" category

>>36092505
>Shame she was in the "already has a boyfriend" category

was she with a fella or did you ask her?

is that kid still a thing at university
i want to be that kid

i read my diary from when i was in school and it dawned on me what a fucking idiot i was to make myself completely non-notable. (made infinitely worse by how every entry reminded me that i thought i was a genius at the time. goddamn i need a time machine so i can beat the shit out of teenage me. then he can be that kid with the crutches.)

>>36092535
She was with a fella. Shame really, she was a ginger polak

>>36092558
that is a shame lad. i bet these anime girls get snapped up fast by the weebs.

>>36092543
What would you have done differently mate?

>>36092535
She was a fella. Shame really

>>36092572
Yeah. If you can find someone with the same interests as you it's good to snap them up

bullys
making me have eating disorders / gender identity crisis it's all your fault

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how has your day been britfeel? anyone got up to anything exciting?

>>36092611
Wanked to Kaname, funnily enough

>>36092611
Stayed up till 7am and had a 6 hour nap

>literally 12 pakis in next doors garden screaming, crying and kicking balls against their house walls
>3rd time this week now

Fuck this.

I thought Pakis were supposed to be strict parents?

>>36092629
Only option is for you to kill the paki children m8

what do youses think to this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39492096

just got home from my boxing class lads, im 5'10 180lb and my trainer put me in a spar with the gym chad whos 6'2 and over 200lb

safe to say i took more than i gave but i made sure he felt every fucker i gave him even with the spar glove

one day ill knock him out lads, for each and everyone of us

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he's actually holding an ipad in this photo, that's how big his man hands are

>>36092629
they're too busy with other peoples kids

>>36092667
Good man!

How's the fat lad doing?

>>36092665
Wayhay mad lads. Hope he spiked their drinks.

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>>36092629
>Sleeping pattern buggered
>mfw I hear my paki neighbours' kids running around and stomping down the stairs at 2 in the fucking morning, sometimes later, even on school nights

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>>36092617
kaname is pretty good desu, nice taste

>>36092628
sounds comfy, fuck daytime honestly

you all shouldnt bully people, as if the people that come here arent miserable enough

>>36092611
>washed face
>breakfast
>leg workout til I wanted to die
>wank
>lame healthy dinner

>>36092611

Called in sick to work to play hearthstone

>>36092715
If I posted myself here I'd expect to be bullied.

>>36092730
I posted myself here and it was a terrible mistake and fucked with my sense of identity

>>36092746

>fucked with my sense of identity

how so? did you not notice something about yourself until you posted here?

>>36092746
Because you're a Dalston drug addict with no sense of identity to begin with.

>>36092746
Frig off jay-gay. I'm the king of this rodeo park. Time for you to leave

Had a pretty nice day today. Wind wasn't bad which is usually a massive pain where I am

>>36092759
He had a stylist and peraonality coach and learned his personality coach made him an insufferable faggot and stylist dresses him like a fucking poofter hipster circa 2009 Greenwich Village.

>>36092759
Someone said that I looked fake and that eventually I'd have a crisis because I don't know what is the real me and what isn't.

Ever since then I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

>>36092767
I'm not a drug addict and I don't live in Dalston.

>>36092716
why do you work out? doesnt seem like youre actually enjoying getting fit

>>36092717
you could have at least played something good

>>36092730
i guess but that still doesnt make it right

>>36092808
He's clearly a made up character.

>>36092812
I know for a fact you've gone clubbing in Dalston.

>>36091901
To my deepest shame, I want to fuck both of them. Those bloated bodies would be so soft, warm and comfy.

>>36092833
You probably think Poleaboo is a made up character too

>>36092823
>why do you work out? doesnt seem like youre actually enjoying getting fit
So I should finish every workout feeling great and refreshed? It's legs ffs no one really enjoys it.

>>36092833
A video was found of an autistic comedian on bbc who looks exactly like the pics he used.

>>36092862
He is, it's a viral marketing campaign for a Borat-like comedy vehicle

>>36092823
But hearthstone is a good game

>>36092862
We've actually seen pole's story unfold instead of him showing up one day and telling us some wild tale.

>>36092611
Spent my day introducing my friend to alcohol

>>36092884
oh man i can't wait until /britfeel/ the series airs on e4

>>36092878
That comedian looks absolutely nothing like me. You'd need to literally be autistic and have trouble distinguishing faces to think that I look anything like that guy. He has similar (not even the exact same) glasses and that's it.

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>tfw ran out of weed
>tfw dont rly want to have to go out and meet dumb chavv dealer

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>>36092870
it just seemed from the way you wrote your post that you finding getting fit tedious iunno, sorry

>>36092887
maybe, when i played it was lame though

>>36092896
not sure whether this is a good thing (social) or a bad thing (bad stuff) tbhonest

>>36092949
>current year
>still buying weed in person
kek

what happened to the Jun spammer?

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>tfw terrified that climate change will collapse the economy within 15 years
>decided to start prepping
>rented out a storage unit
>filled it with 2 months of food
>last 3 days been doing 'runs' on it to see how quickly I could access it
>first few have been during the day in bright sunlight
>takes about 20 minutes
>carrying a backpack that contains an axe I bought and a toy gun
>just went
>it is not dark but the sun setting
>walking to my storage locker as fast as I can
>I am fat as fuck so it takes 10 minutes according to google maps
>halfway there
>notice a couple of pakis on the street
>they look at me
>notice my huge backpack
>'OI MATE WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT SACK? MAN SHOW ME INNIT'
>hey approach me
>'MATE YOU GOT A FUCKING BOMB IN THERE? SHIT THIS GUY IS GONNA BOMB THE FRUIT SECTION AT TESCO HAHA'
>they are both laughing and start to get aggresive
>'SHOW US THE BOMB MATE'
>tfw I got scared as fuck
>ran away
>they didn't chase me
>'OH SHIT HIS BELLY FAT TICKED THE BOMB HAHA'

I had a fucking axe and I ran from jokes
I'm fucked when it all happens

>>36092917
>Autistic calling other people autistic
classic autist behaviour

>>36092677
omg lol stop talking a dudes hands u gay senpai

>>36092917
You going to Birthdays this weekend mate?

>>36092677
Who is this Muppet?

>>36092976
should have whipped the axe out n asked which one of them wants to dance first

>>36092593
Assuming I had everything I know now, I'd just have been an uncompromising sperg desu. Probably to the point they'dve stuck me in the special class.
(Which is really what they should've done anyway, but it was easier for everyone - including myself - to pretend I was just anti-social and lazy.)

Also though not stated for convoluted reasons this would've probably meant I'd have had at least one friend, since talking to people with a plan other than "end the conversation as fast as possible" would actually have been an option, and chads were nice to the special kids as often as they gently took the piss out of them.

Probably the most relevant thing about this bothering me now is that I'm completely mentally unprepared to consider myself "special", so I still default to "Lazy, Anti-Social, Bad." which is only going to cause more and more problems the longer I leave it. (Since the former is at least on-paper allowed help, while if the latter winds up stabbed to death as a homeless person "it's their own fault")

>>36092976
what would you reason be for carrying around an axe if you got stopped by the police?

you sound mad tbqh

anyone wanna watch funny youtube videos and listen to music together on one of the sharestreaming sites? set one up and i'll join

>>36092611
got a mate staying with me who's just broke up with his wife he's upbeat saying he wants to do this that and the other.
i've stuff going on in my life and i'm getting pretty annoying pretending i'm an upbeat kind of guy.
but i'm filling up on booze and drugs so all's not too bad

Got like 20 bourbons

Feel like shit so I just want to eat them all

>>36093046
Probably going to Visions tomorrow night.

>>36093196
I dont suppose you know a lad called Gabriel?

>>36092976
That's good, but you know what would be better? Slowly move all your things into the storage unit, then start living there. That way you'll always be prepared.

What's your 'ting britfeel?

>>36092965
im too stupid to do darkwebs im retarded lok...i just want a hot bf who knows how to buy / grow weed

>>36093239
'hing

>>36093240
get yourself a grow book and have at it lad. it's not that hard

>>36093239
>'ting britfeel?

im secretly gaining the confidence, knowledge, and power to one day create a secret cult that will eventually take over the world

what do you lads think zeemaps is going to be used for

just hoovered a gram of flake n about to get on my bike to pick up another hahaha buzzin off my fucking tits lads thanks tax payers for feeding my habbits

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>>36093225
Yeah I do. This guy. Is that the guy you are thinking of?

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>>36093171
dang sucks to hear that, both about your friends and pretending to be upbeat
booze and drugs are probably not the answer but what do i know

>>36093404
Nah that's not who I'm thinking of. I wont say it but he has a distinctive last name and a sister who tags along for his adventures.

>>36093269
ive grown plants before. i want like grow-ops.cali amounts of weed init.

>>36093403
no worries lad glad it's going somewhere good.
be careful on your bike though lad don't want you getting injured

>>36093429
Nah I don't know him. The Gabriel in the picture is the only one I know. I honestly don't think you know me.

Does anyone else finger their sweaty groin and pretend it's a moist pussy?

Imagine choosing Toyah over that piece of milf filth

>>36093403
I don't feel bad about being on bennies now after reading this.

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>>36092965
>tfw darkweb wasn't a thing when I use to get my eccies.

I swear kids have it easy as fuck these days. Why people still buy off the gadgy in the bogs is beyond me.

That said, I read a study that kids are doing less drugs and are spending more time on their phones and ipads.

I don't know what's worse.
I mean E fucked me up and I'm not the brightest bulb anymore, but I think being on facebook and snapchat all day would be worse.

I never sent nudes to all my friends when pinging, just told them I love them and danced like a fucking muppet, and chatted the arse off any bird I met.

>>36093456
thinking the exact same 2bh. she's crazy as fuck but at least she would be filth in the sheets

>you will never save bethany from that camp bloke and have her blow you as a reward

>>36093426
they aren't the answer at all lad. well the beer defo doesn't help, but i'll be out for the count soon.
thanks for showing concern though lad
i'll be right enough

>>36093454
I used to but I stopped.

If you guys could pick what the apocalypse could be what would you choose?

>>36093453
Oh I didnt know for sure you knew my Gabs he's just someone a lot of people seem to know. I still think our paths crossed at some point but I could be wrong since I was on a lot of drugs whenever I was east.

>>36093473
if I drop an E will I get laid?

>>36093500
Would probably just go for the classic zombie one desu lad. Its been hyped so much would have to see it for myself. Would probably be more like zombieland than anything else anyway.

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>>36093515
If you drop E you will be most likely able to chat the arse of any bird and get her to come home with you, or go home with her but the E droop is real. Enjoy your dick not getting to attention.

>>36093478
I absolutely despise Bethany. I want him to legit murder her

>>36093437
thanks lad ill be careful hopefully theres no coppers about cos they have a habbit of chasing me shame they're useless cunts like csnt keep up with this mad scouse cunt on his crosser hahaha

temptef to pull out my
phone and record my self next time i catch a chase off so yous can all watch

>>36093546
she's a total slag let's face it, can't think of any other girl on her level other than rosie who probably can't wipe her arse properly

>>36093549
Of course you're a fucking scouser kek

>>36093544
Not necessarily true. I've never chatted up a bird and gotten laid when I was on pills.

I'm not some hopeless virgin either, I've had plenty of women. But never on a pilled up night out.

>>36093562
Can you lads enlighten the rest of us on wtf you're talking about?

>>36093590
Don't worry about it mate. It's only British culture.

>>36093549
Where about in Liverpool are you lad? Can you get me a cornetto and dead drop it somewhere?

>>36093590
corrie mate

>>36093500
probably like that shit tv comedy cockroaches. i like the idea of going back to low-tech tribal communities, occasionally warring with neighbouring tribes. i often wish for an apocalypse desu, just so i have an excuse to go mental. what about you?

>tfw want to be friends with damonposter but afraid he will hate me

About to inject steroids in my arse lads.

>>36093648
we're all gonna make it brah, get that arse shredded

why was the national anthem of the USSR so glorious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>36093586
I've got it up a couple times on E, but more times than none it doesn't work, but it's fine. An early-morning of chatting and ibiza chill and vallies for the comedown are just as nice.

To be fair, if you're dropping E chances are you're not a hopeless virgin. Or at least, not a complete sad case like half the kids here.

Watching Clubland TV and it's essential 90s tunes.

Got the quality tunes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8

>>36093607
crokky estates lad fuck it can do where u at i dares

>>36093549
kek
i like the attitude lad i'd watch. i'm a fan of sticking 2 fingers up to the law. had some good chases on crossers myself.
https://youtu.be/_juA1-O58Dc

anyone watch a film with me? comfy chats included

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/kita1eivktdk02nm5o

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>mum said she would rather have nothing than a Chinese for her 25th wedding anniversary

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>>36093679
Forgot to mention that chatting up birds on E is great because you really don't have any nerves and if a girl isn't up for chatting, that's fine, you just hop of to the next without a thought.

Feel like for my 30th next year gonna get a few lads together, go on a camping weekend and getting completely pinging for old times sake.

>>36093709
Why is your dad being such a cunt?

>eating marmite just from the jar with a spoon
am i disgusting

>>36093709
Women acting like a child. Typical

Why doesn't she fucking choose what to do then

>>36093679
>tfw love this era of music and wish i experienced it first hand but would still be too much of a pussy to do drugs and shag people

>>36093684
>unironically living in croxteth

My condolences

>>36093737
you're not,but marmite is defo disgusting

>>36093709
your dad seems like a top bloke 2bh

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Post east london faggots

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today?
What are you up to tonight?
What's your favourite sweetie?

Hope you're all having a great day and have a night filled to the brim with neat and fun things to do!

I'm back playing Yakuza Zero again after 100%-ing Nier Automata.
Mahjong will be the death of me

best sweetie is rolos before they changed the god damn chocolate

>>36093856
Fuck off captain normie

>>36093674
Thanks brah. Will keep you lads updated.

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>>36093873
>a night filled to the brim with neat and fun things to do!

y-yeah

haha

>>36093873
>they changed the god damn chocolate
They what? Havent had one in years.

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>>36093873
Hi Len lad, not talked to you in a while

I'm playing robot arena 2 at the minute, might play some swtor later don't laught

>>36093873
hate you so fucking much because youre happy

>>36093873
Hi lenlad. Are the rumours true about you, have you been in jail because of trouble with gangs?

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>>36093873
>How are you all feeling today?
In high spirits, feel like I'm heading out to the pub rather than work.
>What are you up to tonight?
Right now, getting my shit together as I start work in about an hour. Got clubland TV on full volume though. Maybe while I'm upbeat.
>What's your favourite sweetie?
Atomic Fireballs.

>100%ing Nier Automata.
I sitll can't believe Squenix put the message at the end of the first playthrough. I fucking burst out in tears of laughter at that shit.

>>36094061

I know what you mean, it feels like such positivity doesn't belong here, I find it very jarring

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>>36090877
Fuck off and leave me alone dad, I want to talk to my r9k friends in peace and occasionally meet up with them for anal sex.

>>36093873
can i lick your sweet armpits

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>>36094133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLDm8821jQ

Fucking tune lads.

Reminder than lenlad is a fat nonce.

>>36094165
yes, and?
origami

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Go fuck yourselves, /britfeel/!

How you feeling today? I hope so
What are you up to tonight? Nothing I bet you fucking losers
What's your favourite sweetie? Semen I bet

Hope you're having an awful day and have a night filled with depression and bad memories to keep you up late!

I'm onto my eighth wank and I may even go for a ninth. This life can't end soon enough.

Hope you all die in your sleep!

>>36094252
Thanks mate

I want some fried fish right now