Are you normal?

Lost mine when I was eighteen, Got hard making out with the qt3.14 which pretty much revealed my virginity to her. It was embarassing but she fucked me none the less.

>>36088894
The average age for a guy is much higher then 17.

>>36088894
Lol Im ten years late already

>>36088894
>>36089085
normalfags gtfo

reminder that you cannot be a robot if you are not a virgin.

i'm 24 and i haven't kissed a girl
but i've accepted it, i'll just work like a wagecuck the rest of my life and donate everything to a jail or some shitty orphanage

>>36089121
In my state, it's 14 for a girl, and 16 for a guy. Mind you, average is a measure of central tendency, so half of all guys lose it after and half lose it before this central tendency.
The average where ever you're from might be much higher than 17, but I personally doubt it. Sex is a given for the average teenager.

>>36089085
Getting an erection is a completely healthy reaction to making out with a female. If anything, your autism revealed your virginity.

well im not normal.
damn...

>>36089215
women like it if they find out you're a virgin, they make sure the first time is special, unless it's a bitch

>>36089215

This. If you're snogging a girl and don't get a boner, I have bad news for your parents.

>>36089277
This too.

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>>36088894
Lost mine at 17
Current gf lost hers at 21

>>36089085

Dude getting hard when you make out is pretty fucking normal. It's less so if you get visibly hard just by a woman existing in your vicinity.

>>36089154

Having had sex did not make the insecurities vanish, it didn't fix my issues and it didn't help me find a gf or have sex afterward so go fuck yourself with that shit. Sex is fucking nothing after all the hype and all the media attention to it and all the porn. As a matter of fact, if you are emotionally broken it's gonna break you even more.

Sex is fucking weird and it complicates everything. You're just mad because you can't handle that some of us, despite being miserable, are not total social spergs. The grass is not greener on my side of the fence.

>>36088894
those numbers do not match reality

>>36088894
I was 18. Pretty close to normal.

>>36089366
Idiot, I'm not a total spreg either, I'm just redpilled enough to know sex is shit before I've even had it. That's why I'm a virgin out of choice. The truest robots are all by-choice virgins. Most women are disgusting and you stuck your pure penis in one. Now you shouldn't be welcome here.

I'm 18 and it's been more than a year since I last talked for more than two minutes with a girl who wasn't family.

As much as I like telling myself I'm really young and that nothing's lost yet, I know that I'll probably end up a wizard

>>36089366

Are you the one who fucked the Spanish fattie or the other guy?

>>36089366
>Having had sex did not make the insecurities vanish, it didn't fix my issues and it didn't help me find a gf or have sex afterward so go fuck yourself with that shit.
This is true. It's not like the teen-comedies where the nerd character finally gets laid and suddenly he gains lots of confidence and a real man or something.

>>36089366
Oh no, not sex. It made my life sooooo hard! You're so lucky you don't have to deal with this, hopeless social rejects!

>>36089412
>That's why I'm a virgin out of choice.
Do you have options tho? Are attractive women showing sexual interest in you?

>>36089412
>Idiot, I'm not a total spreg either, I'm just redpilled enough to know sex is shit before I've even had it. That's why I'm a virgin out of choice. The truest robots are all by-choice virgins. Most women are disgusting and you stuck your pure penis in one. Now you shouldn't be welcome here.

If you're not trolling, you may very well literally be THE most pathetically self-deluded waste of life on /r9k/ (which is a pretty stellar accomplishment).

I lost my virginity at 17 to a 15 year old. She was kinda gross but stupid me just wanted some pussy. I still regret it, kind of.

She wasn't a virgin, hadn't been since like 14. So she kinda taught me a lot. Still, I feel weird about it.

>>36089465

I must be a rare case then, because my confidence level and ability to talk to girls shot though the roof.

>>36088894
Lost my virginity a few months before I turned 22 to a 24 year old with daddy issues, mommy issues, sister issues, self-image issues, and she had a normative female relationship outlook.

It was not worth it, though I wouldn't change the experience for my psyche

>>36088894
Fembot here. Going on 20 and still nothing yet

>>36088894
Lost mine at 18 almost 19

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I fucked a Dutch whore when I was 17

shit was pretty cash. she looked like a young Melania Trump and spoke just as broken english.

but yeah my dating life has been a series of failed relationships and occasional hookups so it's nothing worth envying. i'm sure once I actually get a stable job and get my shit together I'll probably settle for some woman who doesn't completely make me want to kill myself every time I come home to her.

>>36088894

Lost my virginity at 19 to a qt blond girl who was pretty small/skinny. Was my gf of 3 years. Only she was a bit of a headcase.

Since then have had sex with two other girls. And 4 men, because I'm a hedonist.

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>Mfw 19 and a virgin
>Mfw never even hugged a girl my age

Meanwhile all those College girls my age have already had Tyrone and Chad run a train on them every weekend. It's already considered weird to be a virgin at this age, can't imagine how much worse it's going to get in my 20s...then 30s

Part of me would rather remain a virgin than touch any of these whores. I may be a loser, but at least I'm not settling for sloppy seconds.

>Non virgins
What the fuck is wrong with you all

>>36089412
>Idiot, I'm not a total spreg

But then you say...

> I'm just redpilled...

He unironically use redpill. Sperg detected.

> to know sex is shit before I've even had it.

Ohhh boy you don't EVEN fucking know. You THINK you know just how bad it can fuck you up, but you really don't. You are right about one thing, though. If you are such a mental fuck up, it'S better if you never stick it in anything because it's gonna complete the autism ritual for you.

>Most women are disgusting and you stuck your pure penis in one.

Yeah, my penis, my choice, now I regret it. Shut the fuck up, let me deal with my own mistakes and care about your own filthy NEET dick.

>Now you shouldn't be welcome here.

But then there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me from coming here so your efforts are completely wasted.

>>36089472

>Be 27 years old virgin
>Be Absolutely crippled by my virgin insecurities
>By some circumstances that defy reality, some roastie wants to fuck my dick
>Desperate as fuck to lose my virginity
>Become part of the cock carrousel
>Sex feels really fucking nice
>Being dumped afterward feels not.
>Spend months internalizing what the fuck happened, trying to deal with hormones that will never shut the fuck up about wanting pussy again like some starved dog and having to deal with Increased insecurities of abandonment and failure.
>Which creates a messed up cocktail of wanting sex desperately and hating sex at the same time for how it can fuck you up.

Shut up you fucking nigger you have NO idea what you're tlaking about and you're just mad because you still think sex will fix your pussy ass attitude. It will not, the way I see it and how you respond to me, you'll do it and end up exactly like me.

I figure sex with someone you love must be the best and that kind of sexual relationship probably does a lot of good on the self-esteem and issues. Casual sex with roasties as a fuck up will just turn you into an even bigger bag of fucked up insecurities.

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>>36089479
>Are attractive women showing sexual interest in you.
Yes. A few weeks back, I ended up (not by choice) getting dragged into a night club while very drunk with my normie friend and some Stacy whore rubbed her ass on my legs. I pushed her away and she gave me a weird look. She wasn't the only one either, my friend told me apparently lots of girls in there where giving me "the look". I didn't notice it but he seems to know these things because he's a massive normie.

I wouldn't consider that Stacy attractive because I have weird standards, but she was definitely pretty conventionally attractive and not some fat tumblr whale.

I have also had random girls on Tinder match with me and some ask for sex. I just use Tinder to be an cunt to roasties because I like turning them down. But more than a few of them have straight up asked (and many have heavily hinted) for sex.

>>36089492
I'm not self deluded I'm redpilled as fuck. It's not that uncommon for robots to hate women. Women loving robots are low-tier robots anyway who need a few more redpills. I'm a robot because I don't like most humans and I have no interest in sex. I have my own autistic interests and hobbies and I just want to do those. Why involve women?

>>36089541
If you live in or near NYC then I'd love to take you on a nice dinner date and where it goes between us

>>36089626
>A few weeks back, I ended up (not by choice) getting dragged into a night club while very drunk with my normie friend and some Stacy whore rubbed her ass on my legs.
stopped reading there

>>36088894
Girls lose their earlier. Usually about 15 to a guy who is older than they are, sometimes up to or maybe beyond the age of 20.

Women lie about this, usually.

>>36089612

>Meanwhile all those College girls my age have already had Tyrone and Chad run a train on them every weekend

You've got to stop this delusional thinking. There are decent girls out there.

>>36089612
>Part of me would rather remain a virgin than touch any of these whores. I may be a loser, but at least I'm not settling for sloppy seconds.

Keep telling yourself that; it eases the weeping.

>>36089626
>I'm not self deluded I'm redpilled as fuck.

Bullshit. 'Redpilling' is nothing but a wall of memes and generalizations designed to make losers like you feel like they aren't missing out on anything so they can act like they're virgins on purpose. If an even remotely decent-looking girl showed the slightest bit of interest in you, all that shit would be right out the window. Deny it all you want; you know it's true.

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These numbers are very skewed. If you want an accurate representation, you need to only look at people your age.
Millenials are reportedly having less sex then before and with hypergamy running wild, I doubt men are getting laid that early. I know quite a number of guys I went to school with that are still virgos.

I still haven't lost mine. I'm 24 and girls think it's weird that someone my age is still a virgin. I've thought about lying about it when they ask, but I can't bring myself to lie. I still get ridiculed and laughed at for being one. I hate it.

>>36089623
>filthy NEET dick
kek, I have two jobs and go to college mate. I'm not a massive loser I just understand human nature and I know myself very well. I know if I had sex I'd regret it. I'd enjoy it at the time, sure. I instinctually want it, but emotionally I know it's just not for me. Not unless it's with someone who is perfect for me, which I'll likely never meet because they likely don't exist. I've never been attracted to a girl romantically.

But you do you man, I accept you made a mistake and you realize it too, now get on the right side of history and stop giving women the sex they think they're entitled to.

also
>claim I use redpill unironically
>thinks I only operate on two levels of irony.

pfft, get on my level, kiddo.

>>36089647
I don't know why that's so hard to believe. Not all robots are ugly. I'm pretty decent desu, not Chad but I'm not some fat disgusting neckbeard. girls are attracted to me I'm just not into that.

>>36089728
>If an even remotely decent-looking girl showed the slightest bit of interest in you, all that shit would be right out the window.

speak for yourself brother, but what you described has literally happened to me, I'm just not interested. This isn't even a very big redpill to swallow. Just have a little self control you spergy cunt. Girls aren't worth all the attention guys give them. If they eventually realize this maybe they won't all be so shitty and I'll find one I like enough to grant them my peen. But they won't realize it until fucks like you stop treating hot girls like goddess'. They're usually very shallow people trust me. Why would they need a personality when they on-demand sex whenever they please?

>>36089197
> Mind you, average is a measure of central tendency, so half of all guys lose it after and half lose it before this central tendency.

nigga

>>36089807
>kek, I have two jobs and go to college mate.
stopped reading there

>>36089823
Is it really so hard to believe someone who browses this board can land two shitty minimum wage jobs and goes to a community college? I'm not successful by any means but I actually have motivation. That's all it takes.

>>36089807

>If they eventually realize this maybe they won't all be so shitty and I'll find one I like enough to grant them my peen

As if they deserve the full 3 inches of self- loathing-made-flesh you can give them.

>>36089704
>There are decent girls out there.
Only for a short period before they get on the train.

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>>36089704

No there's not. How come I've never seen one?

>>36089728

>Keep telling yourself that

This phrase always gets brought up, every single time.

Why would I want someone or be better off with someone that's had another man's dick in their mouth? Why should I need the added stress of a relationship at such a young age? Yeah, I am a lonely loser, but I've made it this far and don't have to deal with anyone.

Chad's Stacy gf still cheats on him with other Chads and Tyrones, there's nobody to cuck me.

>>36089864
Of course, I'm so foolish, every woman out there is waiting to cheat and stoop to the lowest level.

>>36089883
Get out of Mummy's basement and maybe you'll meet one.

>>36088894
I lost mine when I was 23.

I'm a homo though, so not normal by default. And I could have gotten laid way earlier if I hadn't kept saying no to all the guys begging me. I even got offered $200-400 a few times by some rich 30-40 yr old guys.

It was nice.
He took me out for breakfast to Cracker Barrel the next morning.

>>36089859
mine is six inches approximately. Fairly average, nothing special. It's not about the size though it's about if I believe they emotionally deserve it. I'm not a man whore and if I ever do have sex with someone they will have earned it by proving to me that they're not a total piece of shit. (unlikely thought)

In reality I just don't care about sex, I'd much rather indulge in my own autistic interests and hobbies. I have very large ambitions and temporary relationships would just get in the way of me achieving my dreams. Even if that relationship is a casual fuck buddy or some stupid normie shit like that.

Its pretty weird seeing all those teenagers having sex everywhere and taking it for granted while youre in your 20s, never been even remotely in the company of a female, masturbating seven times a day and having constant suicidal thoughts

Also what the fuck is wrong with all those self proclaimed """""robots""""" saying they arent virgins what the fuck happened to this board
Youre a bunch of pathetic failed normies get the hell out

Nah 27 and still a virgin lol

>21
>been asked if im a virgin two times in the past month
>don't even do anything out of the ordinary and always try to blend in as much as possible

>>36089366
>>36089465
You people are fucking liars. I'm still a virgin but after I had my first kiss and held hands my life made a 360 flip and my confidence skyrocketed. Making out was the best feeling I ever experienced in my life, I can't wait for sex.

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>>36089399
But your numbers do.
Check'd

>>36089919

>It's not about how unremarkable my penis is, it's about how the woman should have earned to accept how unspectacular it is

> I'm not a man whore
You don't say.
How should they prove to you they aren't a piece of shit? How would you prove to them you aren't the piece of shit (you're failing this part, btw).

> I have very large ambitions
Translated
>I have delusions of grandeur

Good luck, friend. When those don't pan out and you're left alone you'll only have yourself to blame.

>>36089915

>every woman out there is waiting to cheat and stoop to the lowest level

Now you're starting to get it

>>36089626
>some Stacy whore rubbed her ass on my legs. I pushed her away and she gave me a weird look.

fucking faggot

>>36088894
>as a guy I'm already 2years late
YOU GUYS SAID I HAD TIL 21 to be concerned
What is this?????
AAAAAAAA

>>36089632
Do you also happen to be a girl? I might consider your offer if you are (I'm really gay)

>>36088894
>23 year old virgin
I'm doomed, i just want a qt wife and family

>>36089991
Except that just isn't true.
There is an equal number of sane, great women out there who believe the exact same thing about men, but of course there's plenty of great guys out there as well. So why is this such a one sided argument?

>>36089807
>Girls aren't worth all the attention guys give them

It's amazing how often I hear this from the denizens of a community founded on being butthurt over a lack of female attention in their lives. Also, only people who've never had a decent relationship actually believe this.


>>36089883
>How come I've never seen one?

You probably have but just assumed that they were 'whores' because they weren't interested in you.


>>36089987
*thumbs up for this anon*

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>>36090056

Where are these non-degenerate, non-manipulative, non-deceitful, non-cheating, non-roast beef resemblance of a vagina, non-gold digger, faithful women at? Because I have never seen one in my entire life.

i was circa 7

>>36089807

Well it's really good for you that you already know yourself well enough to understand that casual sex is not for you. I had to make a mistake to learn and understand that lesson. Despite my enhanced fear and caution of women, I've learned to let myself take the time I need before making sure it's a good idea to sleep with the girl, but I still don't prevent myself from interacting and befriending women. I don't hate women at all, I just fear them a lot.
At that time I was very desperate to lose it and the opportunity was so obviously in my face that I thought I would have been absolutely retarded to pass on it especially since the woman was attractive as fuck, but I never had any relationship with any woman passed basic friendship. Never had any close female friend, never had a girlfriend, never even had sex before. The most I had done was make out with a few girls, so when I was presented with such an easy opportunity to smash, I didn't think anything of it and I jumped in on impulse. I know you compare yourself to me in a belittling way, but I won't take insult to that and, instead, plead for you to just understand my side of the coin. Realize that I trully understand it has been a mistake and that I learned a valuable lesson from it, despite it having fucked me up pretty bad. I just want you to take my experience as confirmation that you were right, that sex is really dangerous on many different levels.

But using redpill, man, I can't take people who use "redpill" seriously because it's such a basic epin maymay label to use for simply expressing awareness.

>>36089807
>college
>mate

its another bong trying to pass his last two years of high school as college

>>36090134
What is that picture supposed to prove?

>I've never met one, therefore they don't exist.
I mean whatever helps you escape the reality that you're shitty personality and traits as a human being aren't desired by the women you've met.

>>36090242
*your

I'll call myself out for my own faggotry.

>>36090134

Enjoying relationships with men who aren't autistic, asspained, raging manbabies.

>>36090056
Okay, they do exist. But it's far from an equal number.

>>36089704
>You've got to stop this delusional thinking. There are decent girls out there.
oh you sweet naive delusional child

>>36090656
Better to be in denial than to burst into tears while jacking off to your furry porn.

>>36090878
Only the truth will set your free. You can only hide for so long before reality smashes it's way into your safespace and exposes you to the cold, harsh bleakness of how thing really are.

>>36090982

>> Abloobloobloo! I'm too pathetic to get a girlfriend so I have to convince myself that people in blissfully happy relationships really aren't! I's not fair; why I no can get any pussy! Abloobloobloo!

>>36091057
>T-There are a lot of pure women out there, I-I know it!

>>36089121

You mean median age.
All these studies use mean as opposed to median.

>>36088894
i'm a virgin in my 40's. and with everything these days being some kind of assault/rape i'm too terrified to even look at women anymore.

don't be me.

>>36088894

Man, I guess I am long overdue for sum fuk.

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What do you Anons and Femanons think is the perfect dick size? Like something that's not a monster cock, but not a baby dick.

>>36091303

Bout 2 inches for a female (male)

i lost mine when i was 25. nobody believes me about the rape when i was 21. i came out about it when i was 28. i had a brain injury and still bumbled.

>women claiming the average is 17

thats fucking hilarious

the ugly whales in my high school were getting knocked up.

>>36090134
that picture, man
did you get that from 9gag?
how are you that stupid to believe that?

>>36090119
>Also, only people who've never had a decent relationship actually believe this.
No fucking shit. By having a "decent" relationship you're already assuming that they're getting sufficient return for their effort so why would those same people believe that relationships aren't worth the effort?

>>36092096
average, man.Not that hard to read

>>36089955
>360 flip

Really makes my brain juices flow

Double keks I lost my virginity to a thai hooker in a thai massage place. Fuck me right?

>>36088894
>Are you normal?
>khv at 24
I'm not normal.

>>36088894
I was 16 when I lost my virginity
I wasn't allowed to drive people around in my car yet so I had my gf lie down in the car while I drove home
Then I made her stay in the car until the garage was closed

I was freaked that someone would find out