How do I get a Christian wife?

>>36087797
Repent you fucking heathen

>>36087816
I'm not a heathen, I'm a Christian

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By going to the Church.

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>>36087797
>Wanting to be this cucked

>Christianmingle.com

Worked for my dad, didn't work out so well for me. She convinced him that since I didn't believe what she believed, I'd go to hell unless I repented and started going to Church every Sunday. And insisting that when I do something wrong, no matter how minute, I get the belt. How many times I was hit depended on the severity.

The worst beating I got was when I told her to go to hell. I had to be hospitalized because he broke my wrist and two ribs

>>36087932
I'm sorry that happened to you. thanks for the link anyway

>>36087921
Man, even if I weren't a Christian, hedonistic activities like fapping or being a man-whore just don't appeal to me anymore.

If I had the choice between sleeping with multiple girls and doing mindblowing drugs every weekend, or having a Christian wife, a couple children who we raise Christian, a nice dog or two, the choice would be very easy for me. I just want a family.