/britfeel/

First for
>tfw didn't die in sleep
improved position edition

>take today off wageslaving to have a long weekend for hearthstone
>Internet is fucked
>guy is coming out to fix it on Monday

I cannot be allowed even the smallest of joys

>>36084391

Britfeel on the Jeremy kyle show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84By07VKfxg

>>36084482
>implying anyone here could have a gf to annoy by using "rubber vagina"

I'm dead tired lads. Been switching between daytime and nighttime shifts for the past few weeks and it's finally catching up with me. I can't keep track of how much sleep I'm getting, and I'm up to 5 cups of coffee per day.

I will never understand people who can get 4 hours of sleep everynight and still feel refreshed

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accidentally dyed my nails red as well
jfmsu senpai lol

>>36084696

You're not British are you?

unoriginal

>>36084696
What a fucking twink

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You walk in to the zoo when this heckin cowboy slaps your NEET bf on the arse.
What do you do?

>>36084905
Politely step aside of course, I know a superior man/dog when I see one.

>join some nerdy Facebook group to see nerd shit, maybe make some friends

>about half girls, half guys

>it's mainstream, million members so assume it'll be politically correct and easily triggered

>it proceeds to be turbo /pol/ saying Islam is cancer, Muslims rape white euros, trannies are mentally ill and fucked up, we must protect British values against foreign invaders at all costs

>occasionally mentions anime


This is not what I expected

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>>36084905
Chew his feet off

>>36085002
You have to stop biting people, anon. You can't just go around biting peoples limbs off.

Got the favorite in the office Grand National sweep. Would be a tidy 46 bong profit if it came in which would be nice.

>make fake fb account to stalk people I used to go to school with
>3 of the chads have NW4+ hairlines (pretty much bald) at age 26

a small victory but a victory nonetheless

>>36084696
You silly sausage. Good colour tho

>>36084696
would be cute if you didn't have labourers hands

Any britbongs with a job? What do you guys do for your wagecuckery?

Security in Tesco here. Its as fun as it sounds.

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>tfw there's no work to do and its only quarter past ten.

Time to put my feet up and post waifu I think, won't you join me?

>>36085239
You.Are.A.Cutie.

>>36085223
IT support. Spend 80% of my day on various chans and still hate it. Got a classic case of wanker boss as well.

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>tfw animecon is tomorrow and I still haven't scissor-raped my costume yet
>tfw my appetite is fucked because of 150mg winstrol and 40mg superdrol a day

I can't eat anything but sandwiches(with LOTS of american mustard), and by that I mean it's one of the few things I can tolerate.

Had rotisserie chicken, ate the skin and wings and threw the whole fucking thing away.

Cauliflower cheese, can't believe I actually hated it's taste.

The only thing I actually enjoy is tesco's choco brownie milk ( and mars milk).

Been having 2 liters of it a day, feels good.

also I love trifles.

>>36085270
You wouldn't think that if you saw me desu

>>36085223
Office admin. It's pretty cushy and I spend most days just drinking tea and shitposting.

>mum got me rolos from the shop
I didn't know they still made these tbqh

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Ah well lads, I tried but she didn't respond ;_;

so much for her being so unpopular she doesn't even get male attention

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>1995 is closer to 1930 than the current year

What will you do when the normies try to drag you out of your NEET-cave like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>36085766
Forcefully throw up into their open eyes

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>tell myself I'm not going to want today
>look at porn for 3 hours
>make big cummies

Oh well

Isn't it weird how some people can be attractive even though their parents are ugly

like my sister's bf who is a chad. His mum is one of those completely round women as wide as they are tall, and his dad looks like a chinless cancer patient

So. What are your plans for WW3
/britfeel/? Should be any minute now

>>36085892
i dont think there will ever be another world war desu

>>36085905
Guess you haven't read the news today

>>36085892
what supplies do i need, already got a couple bottles of water

Who's the other cunt in Bangor?

>>36085892
Got my gameplan
>WW3 announced
>people panic and rush to shops to buy supplies
>while they're all gone ill break into their houses and steal their canned goods

how to get rid of scars lads? heard dead sea mud works well

>>36085969
Where's the scar? Post a pic

>>36085892

Get a note from mummy to say I don't have to fight

>>36085982
>post a pic of something that can be used to identify you
no thanks, on my leg about 2 inches long and quarter inch wide

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>>36085955
Go to infowarsstore for your supplies!

I hope you have your doomsday bunker ready!

>>36085892
Go home and watch Goodfellas. I bought it on 4k Blu-Ray the other day and haven't had the chance to watch it yet.

>>36085944
you've got to be a bit thick if you think Syria will spark WW3

>>36085944
its big news yeah, but i dont think it will escalate into a world war tier conflict

>>36084482
>'Sex-Obsessed' Girlfriend Uses a Rubber Penis when Depressed

Notice anything?

>>36086014
Saved this post. Just incase

accidentally shit my self this morning, woke up with a brutal urge to fart so i let rip and followed through some weird brown slime

weird feel tbqh lads

>>36086239
Just a quick question. Are you fat? Be honest now

When I was 14 I had no friends so I used to pretend video game characters were real and could communicate with me telepathically whilst I was at school

>>36086249
6'2 and 185lb lad

>>36086280
Just a quick question buddy. Are you fat? Be honest now

>>36086311
Just a quick question lad. Are you fat? Be honest now

>>36086326
I can answer your question but first I need to know something. Are you fat? Be honest now

>>36085560
She (more or less) said in her profile she was looking for someone really handsome. You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up.

>>36086280
Was it sonic? Be honest now

>>36084482
This guy is the exact type of guy who I imagine posting racist stuff and anime pictures here.

>>36086280
Did they ever reply?

>>36086288
That's a "yes" then.
Lay off the midnight snacks, tubbs.

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How are the lads doing today?

Feeling quite anxious and scared over this whole Syria thing.....I don't feel like I can put on a brave face and say "fuck it lol" and just ignore it. I can't sleep and I have a nagging knot of fear in my tummy...

Anyone know how I can calm down and not stress about this?

>>36086280
when i was 14 i had no friends, i still don't but i just spent all my time on 4chan and playing video games.

>>36086413
well best case scenario we all die, whats there to worry about lad

It's just me and you posting here.

>>36086413
i hope something does happen so i don't have to be a wage slave

>been on hold for an hour
>shit irish indie band as the hold music

want to die lads

>>36086413
You'd be right, Russia are furious and threatening action. They've already blockaded the US ships in the Med.
The situation could very well go nuclear in the literal sense in a matter of days. Massive wars tend to happen with little or no warning at the time, but whatever form historians take in a hundred will look at us and say "How didn't they see it coming?"

>>36086340
handsome = chad from her 19th century French romance novels

Silly anon has no chance with her

>>36086413
>not wanting to die
Please leave normie

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MASSAGE OIL

>>36086280
I do that now m8, and im 22

>>36086463
Chance would be a fine thing. A fine thing indeed.

>>36086460
Yeah that was my thoughts entirely.

Would love to see the whole message that Anon wrote.

>>36086463
You can't be serious Jeff, c'mauggggghn.

>Parents in their 50s
>Already have a fully paid off 3 bedroom 250,000 house in a nice area
>Just got a text saying they sold it and have now mortgaged a 500,000 house

Why are the middle class so retarded?

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A GRREEEEEEN PLAAASTIC WATEEERING CAN ANND A LANND FILLLED WITH CHINESE MEEERN. AAaaaaanD AA FAAAAAAKE PLAAAAAAASTIIC LOOOVE

>>36086542
They seriously are.

They like to think they're more intelligent than the working class, but they're just as fucking useless with money, except they have fancy overpriced cars and houses to delude themselves into thinking otherwise.

>Just found the house they bought on rightmove
>5 (five) bedrooms
>There's 2 of them

>>36086577
But think of how jealous Janet and John will be!

>>36086542

It's a good move for you as long as they get it paid off before they die.

>>36086487
I just fellated her interests in history and shit, to make her talk about them

Not sure why she's holding out for poldark for so long. Why the fuck is she not more open at this point? women are so goddamn stupid

>>36086583
>tfw all my life I've had to deal with my parents and my neighbours constantly trying to one up each other while acting like they're friends

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>>36086599
>fellated her interests
>fellated

>>36086620
>Spend tens of thousands on a conservatory
>Never use it

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https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

post results.

>>36086632
you know what I mean mate, it makes you look like you've read their profile at the very least

bitch should just go on tinder if she wants Chad that much, because chad sure as shit isn't on OKC

>>36086635
Too real lad

>parents bought a caravan for 5 grand because my neighbours brought up one time they wanted one
>have never used it

What should I have for dindins?

>>36086643
I'm not British. Does fellate mean something different there?

>>36086658
the exact same I'm assuming. I figuratively blowed her interests

>>36086658
im going to need to see your visa

>>36086646
>parents friends buy new car
>my parents dont buy anything
>because they're dirt poor
feels bad

>>36086654
You should have some patience lad, dindins tine isn't for at least five hours

>>36086662
You guys certainly have a way with words.

>>36086688
I don't have a visa? Is this a bong thing?

>>36086716
get out of the thread then

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>just find a innocent virgin qt man!

>"Shouldn't take long for us to move in, the old owners have already moved to Spain".

Is this the middle class dream now? Finally save up enough money to live in Spain?

>not played a video game in a month

Think I need something else to occupy my time because watching youtube and browsing here all day is getting a tad samey. Preferably something that can make me money.

>>36086646
If I had the space for a motorhome I would consider having one, I play lots of gigs and go to festivals and it would save a late night drive back

>>36086720
I'm not sure if I need a visa to visit an elocation? Pls explain your bong memes plox.

>>36086722
>would have sex with her cousin

What the fuck

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>>36086639
Breddy bad desu

>>36086747
FOY FOY FOY KYS

>>36086752
exquisite bait 2bh

>>36086735
Lots of people want to move somewhere that isn't grey for 350 days of the year

Spain is cheap, nice weather, in freedom of movement (for now) and full of Brits so there's no big culture shock

Plebs. Portugal is by far a better country

>>36086722

She says that now but in reality she would at least be upset that you got red wine all over the sheets.

>>36086752
I tried it twice and got 50 and 53, I'm not a great typist

any of you lads know a good detective/mystery show? i like columbo

>>36086762
It's not bait tho

>>36086783
why the fuck did you take a picture of your monitor then

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>>36086752
>>36086774
I've been autistically practicing for the last week and my typing speed has improved a fair bit.

There's no real reason I'm doing it though. I just find typing at a fast speed twice and like watching my average speed go up.

I'm such a fucking loser, lmao.

>Someone at uni is spreading rumours around I'm not really working class

My parents only make 120k between them wtf.

>>36086786
I'm phoneposting from work and 4chan is blocked here. I guess i could have taken a screenshot then emailed it to myself or something but cba

>>36086754
Now you're just trying to be cryptic. Are all bongs this obtuse? Or are you some sort of gatekeeper?

>>36086741
Design websites for dumb normies.

Lads I just matched with a top qt asian grill on tinder does that mean I'm not as disgusting looking as I thought.
>>36086808
FOY

oi lads aint the neet life great eh? just had a lovely bacon and egg sandwich and cup of tea, hope all the wagies enjoyed there cold cus cus and bottle of water, better munch up wagies, mr sheklestien only gives you 15 minutes for lunch haha

>>36086820
Asian girls can't tell ugly white men from attractive white men because of cross race effect.

We're all Tom Cruise to them.

>>36086799
>tfw parents make 10k between them

>>36086836
really? well then why don't i ever match with any asian girls

>>36086837
>tfw parents have been NEET since the day I was born

Didn't stand a chance

>>36086820
Ok, foy?

>>36086836
This sounds like bullshit but I find many asian girls a solid 7/10 even tho people find them ugly

Across England and Wales there is quite a strong anti-intellectual culture that pervades every aspect of society. British education is shit compared to many other developed (and even developing) countries. The best kids at school were often foreign. White working class boys fail the most at school by far. Their parents just don't give a shit about education.

I like the idea of patriotism; I used to be obsessed with British imperial history and that kinda stuff. The problem is that my country is pretty shit. Leftists hate Britain and want to see it broken up because they associate the country with imperialism, capitalism and conservatism. I hate those kind of leftists but I can't respond to them because, in many ways, Britain is quite shit and its people are thick idiots.

By chance, I was born in Northern Ireland, so I get an Irish passport. I could feel some loyalty to that country but I never grew up there.

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>no azn gf

>>36086820
Show me your tinder profile so I can copy it

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>>36086887
>thick idiots ruled the biggest empire in history

WHOS THE OTHER LAD IN SALISBURY


SHOW YOURSELF NOW

>tfw in Asia but no Asian gf

>>36086897
race traitor cunt

>>36086903
Tbqh I just put what I study at university and set the favourite song bit to pumped up kicks.

The annoying street performers are out in full force today.

>>36086920
what kind of pics do you have? just selfies or pics of you in social situations?

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>>36085239
My chair still smells ;_;

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>>36086911
Do you have a qt sister you can introduce me to?

chuffin heck, my dad has only gone and died and i've inherited his peerage, have to go London for ceremonies and what not now. sometimes being /aristocratic/ sure is the pain the hindquarters

>>36086929
One selfie with a good angle. Gotta get the jawline lighting right anon.

>>36086963
I'm not Asian lad. I'm white.

>>36086905
The middle and upper classes are not usually very anti-intellectual. However even they turn their nose up at things like science, philosophy and art sometimes.

The English working classes mostly don't give a fuck about ambition or hard work. That's why they fail in school.

>>36086932
wipe your blood on it

>>36086963
Reminder:

Asian means paki

>>36086413

When the Crimea thing happened I basically had a 2 week long panic attack because I thought that it was the end.

>>36086985
Will that exorcise the smell demons?

>>36086971
sounds good, I've got a few good selfies and a "funny" one

do you actually get laid?

>>36086999
the west wont start ww3, russians who arent pussies will, so all it will take is the russians getting sick of the wests constant fucking around with their allies until they snap, the russians could take all the former ussr states and the west would just give them a telling off

>>36087005
it will exercise my dick demons *unzips dick*

>>36087006
No, I don't since I'm too autistic to keep a conversation going. You do realise what board this is right?

>>36087021
A first strike (nuclear) from Russia is very unlikely, analysts predict that any nuclear war would be started by NATO as they escalate any conventional conflict.

>>36087021
>russians who arent pussies

They've been buttfucked by US sanctions ever since the Ukraine situation

Make no mistake. They are pussies and they have no choice in the matter

Had a dream I was on the run with my former oneitis. What does this mean?

>>36087047
i didnt say anything about nuclear, no one will use nukes

>>36087054
russians are used to being poor, sanctions have little to no effect on them

>>36086983
I think if they saw they had a decent future they'd probably care a bit more.

>>36084391
How do I add myself to the map?
Any /britfeel/ meetups planned?

>>36087070
Sanctions most certainly don't have little effect

Nukes are the only way Russia can compete. Every country on the planet is a joke compared to the USA when it comes to military tech. All Russia can do is fuck about with central asia and eastern europe.

>>36087089
Just click additions at the top and follow what it says

>>36087021

Yes, that's what I was afraid of.

Putin is an egomaniacal manlet nut job. Noone would dare attack him because he's stupid enough to use the nukes and everyone knows that, including himself.

So he does what he wants, invades who he wants, arrests who he wants and the west just has to shrug.

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>lunch time anon!

>>36087177
where are the proofs hmm???

>>36087199
Absolute state of her

>>36087177
Keep sucking that western media propaganda

Evil Russians!

By the way, you see that awful chemical attack on civilians? INVADE SYRIA. SAVE THE CHILDREN

It's fun seeing the /pol/ civil war due to this Syria thing

>>36087216
russians are good boys, they dindu nuffin!!!

>>36087235
strawman faIIacy

>>36087247
>you even having an argument in the first place

lmao all you said was

>psst western media drone

i have a problem lads, im handsome enough to get women to talk to me and im good at getting them to like me but i dont have the guts to meet them in person

as we speak i currently have 6 different women that i could meet and almost certainly fuck but the thought of it scares the fuck out of me.. i tried a different approach with one woman on tinder by telling her i was a virgin hoping it'd set the expectations low enough for me to have the courage of meeting her without me worrying about the fact im a virgin. did it work? did it fuck, she wouldnt believe me and was certain i was joking with her

fuck me im pathetic, wish i had some bollocks t b h lads

>>36087256
>Putin is an egomaniacal manlet nut job. Noone would dare attack him because he's stupid enough to use the nukes

Absolute state of you

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>>36087263
absolute state of you lad

>>36087277
>Putin is an egomaniacal manlet nut job. Noone would dare attack him because he's stupid enough to use the nukes
>Keep sucking that western media propaganda

Absolute state of you

I will be meeting up with a beautiful woman next saturday.

friendly reminder
https://youtu.be/w7Vu8_EQVXc

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>call dad a commie
>he gets visibly upset and very flustered

>>36087288
>keeps on thinking im the other guy

oh deary me

tinder won't send me a fucking verification code lads, I think I buggered it up by having an old account with the same phone

gabage app honestly

>>36087308
strawman faIIacy

State of you

>>36087307
>younger brother called my dad a cuck
>he looks visibly confused and tells him to spend less time on the Internet
I think autism runs in the family.

Anon whose gf pisses the bed when drunk here. I do think we need to break up because the things she wants to do wreck my health

> she'll say we're getting the last train home but end up getting more drinks and a taxi
> sometimes she gets so drunk she pisses the bed
> the other week I was feeling ill and had to leave the pub for a nap, and when she came home an hour later she was drunk
> if doggo has pissed or shat in the house when she comes home drunk (he often has - she never trained him properly) she's fucking horrible to him
> I don't enjoy the sex when she's hammered because it feels totally meaningless, like mentally she's not even there
> she's admitted that she'll drive drunk from her local station to her house - only less than a mile but I won't let her do it in my presence

That's just the drinking stuff. There's also the fact that I have IBS and an anxiety problem over both the IBS and life in general, so I need to put structure into my life to avoid total meltdowns

I don't know how to do this, lads. Do I tell her that I love her? (I haven't said it so far, but I do). Do I talk about any of the things she's done or focus purely on my problems and how I think they mean the relationship won't work?

>>36087312
how are you unable to follow our chain of replies, now with the knowledge that im not the guy you replied to originally?

all i was simply doing is calling you out on just dismissing that anon as if he had been indoctrinated by western media, if you want to know how i feel about the whole syria thing, i dont agree with the us strikes, but dont pretend the russians are good boys and any one who might be afraid or dislike them or just drones of the media here

>/britfeel/
>/brit/
>brit/pol/
>brit /o/

Why do you guys think you're so special that you need your own little threads everywhere?
Getting SICK of seeing you worms.

>>36087347
why don't you start your own general instead of being passive aggressive

>>36087324
fuck off normie,.fdagdfgsdfgsdfg

>>36087341
>now with the knowledge that im not the guy you replied to originally?

Irrelevant

>but dont pretend the russians are good boys

I never did. I implied thei weren't "megalomaniacs who would nuke things willingly" like some tards suckered into western media think

The fucking state of people here

>>36087347
fuck off originally jf.

>>36087372
its very much relevant when you start trying to argue with me using what the other guy said because it's not me talking

putin being a megalomaniac could be debated pretty hard but i dont think he would nuke things willy nilly, just stop dismissing any one who has fears about this kind of thing as someone suckered in by the media, rather than doing that you could actually explain to them why they are wrong rather than what you did

>The fucking state of people here
fuck off back to where you came from them

>people ITT think Putin is the same as Kim Jong
He plays the strong man for people at home and the crazy man for his enemies overseas.

>>36087395
>all this irrelevance

>fuck off back to where you came from them

You first

>>36087347
Because there are enough of us on this to form large threads but we are still fairly a minority.
Because although we basically speak the same language as Americans our culture and set of cultural references are very distinct.
Because there specific issues that affect British robots that don't affect burgers.
Because we fucking can you dumb fuck.
Because a lot of other countries have their own threads e.g /eire/ and /cucknada/.

>tfw your friend cancels plans you made because he decided to go hang out with a girl instead

oh...ok

>>36087324
you should break up with her. just tell her the same reasons why that you said here.

>>36087368

> ending relationship because too unstable to function properly in it
> normie

Fuck off, cunt

>>36087450
What a fucking cunt. I utterly despise cretins like that

>>36087324
>mean to doggo
Fucking end it what a bitch. Steal the dog aswell.

>>36087499

She grabs his face and rubs it in the piss. I've had to grab her and stop her.

The more I think about it, we're both functioning alcoholics. The difference between us is that I want to change.

i ate a big sharer packet of crisps and think im gonna be fucking sick.

>>36087600
How big? Some brands sharers I'll eat in one but not others.

>>36087621
guess he means the walkers ones

think its the equivalent to like 3 packets

>>36087600
this made me giggle lad

there are not that many crisps in the walkers sharer pack.

>>36087684
4 u m8

>>36087707
>4 u m8

because im a big man

4

u

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>>36087324
>IBS
>I want to break up with my girlfriend who pisses herself because I might shit myself

Only joking mate.

How much does she drink? Is this a once a week thing or is she doing it more/less often?

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How do I stop myself from wanting to turn into a trap/girl?

It's haunting me daily and I can't stop thinking about it, I want to be a man and get a gf and at the same time become a trap and get a bf

HELP

>>36087719
4u m8 2k+10+10-3

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>>36087741
>How do I stop myself from wanting to turn into a trap/girl?
Watch my videos

>>36087741
Go outside more

You don't want to be a trap/girl, you want to be lusted after and desired.

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>>36084391

Goodmorning, fellahs!

I had a nice couple of biscuits and some coffee from greggs earlier. Was nice.

>>36087741
Go get fucked by a guy and see if it disgusts you or not.

>>36087758
I want Vargs Lada

I've had enough of this world can we get a re-do?

>>36087741
How old are you? If you're older than 15 you will look like a hideous monster if you "became" a """girl"""

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>>36087796
if you're older than 15 you will look like a hideous monster if you "are" a "girl"

>tfw femboy trap
>tfw not in L O N D O N
>tfw no bf

>>36087726

The getting absolutely hammered thing is at least weekly.

I'd say the only nights she doesn't drink at all are when she drives to mine and unless she leaves really late she usually has a G&T when she gets home, I think.

She manages her life absolutely fine aside from the occasional pissing. It's just that I can't manage mine like that

>>36087821
>femboy trap

What does this mean?

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>>36084391
Cornish white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36087796
eh, if you're fairly feminine and below ~22 you'll probably be fine

>>36087741
you are clearly not a propper tranny lad. real trannies are absolutely convinced that they are a from a really young age.

you have probably been looking at trap videos too much on 4 chan or something. it could be fetish of yours to dress up as a women and get fucked but you shouldent get surgery and completely fuck yourself self up. you dont even know if you like it, if you havent been fucked by a guy.

i thought i would like the women taking control with sex but in reality i dont

Whats the best place you've ever taken a shit?
I took a really runny one on a squatting loo in The Forbidden Palace in China. Was both unpleasant but also quite nice.

>>36087741
I say go for it lad. Follow your dreams and become a woman

>>36087821
t. fat hog in a jap school outfit

>>36087839
cuteboy who occasionally dresses in skirts and stuff but is not trans

>>36087846
I heard some white girls talking about this on the tube ffs

>>36087853
this, most likely. Hormones are fun and pretty non risky for sex stuff, but don't try and be a woman. also the idea of domineering women is disgusting.

Truck of peace just hit Sweden

>>36087876
I know that you fucking idiot. I just mean why would you say you're a femboy if you said you're a trap, obviously you're going to feminine.

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>>36087758
I'm trying to stop watching porn but I still have these feelings all the time

>>36087762
Maybe so but then if I was a trap I would be lusted after and desired. It's much easier to go full trap than "manning up"

>>36087765
It probably depends what the guy looks like

>>36087796
Around 20. My body is pretty good for it is the thing, would just need to lose a little weight and do some bum exercises. I wouldn't be able to pass as female with my face but I could at least be cute for a guy

>>36087853
No I'm not a proper tranny you're right, I wouldn't get surgery but reducing my test/increasing oestrogen sounds appealing... the only thing is that it might make me infertile and I don't know how I could do it living at home, but God it sounds nice

>>36087896
Gee I wonder who could be behind this.

not the religion of peace surely. they would never do a thing like that.

>>36087924
cause trap implies I'm a full time ladyboy

>>36087940
Whatever happened to good old fashioned transvestites? Lads who would be proper men most of the time but wear dresses on the weekends for a laugh? Why has everyone got to be a faggot about everything?

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Been at an interview for costa for about 4 hours now, about 3 and a half hours ago the interviewer said she had to attend to something and will be right back, ive just been sat in the costa waiting. She left her laptop too. Not sure what to do.

>>36087940
>but reducing my test/increasing oestrogen sounds appealing.

why though? you could probably get fucked by fellas that are into traps if you're cutish looking, slim, and wear make up.

>>36087949
B-but Sweden is nothing but nice to muslims. M-maybe he got offended by a micro-aggresion?

My only friend got a gf but she's a bit rough

not sure if I should be jealous

>>36087964
it's a test to see how trustworthy you are

>>36087954
people are taking their fetishes too far. they should just dress up as a women on occasions if they want to play pretend. they dont actually want to be women.

>>36087968
You can never tell him she's a munter or else he'll just call you jealous and act smug.

>>36087964
Shitpost on 4Chan using her laptop

>>36087865
~50kg, 5'10. obv mental illness was guaranteed but people who are into this kind of shit aren't necessarily fat.

>>36087965
Because I could look more feminine of course!

>>36087896
>muslim kills 3 people
>racism is proven right
>white supremacist kills 6 people
>racism is proven right

>>36087940
>. It's much easier to go full trap than "manning up"

you do realise that like 95% of men are not lusted after. it is literally only 10/10 guys that can stand there and women will come after them.

>>36087896
Ah a truck armed with a firearm...

>>36087954
they were fucking ugly though, and we tended to beat the shit out of them because of it

>>36087896
Getting run over, stabbed, blown up or having your children raped is all worth it, you racist nazi hitler.

>>36088024
So what I said was correct :)

>>36088034
They werent dressing up to confuse prison gays. It was just for keks.

>>36088010
but if its just a fetish, there is no point in going through all that shite to look a bit more appealing. you will probably regret this decision.

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RIP pupper you were too pure for this world ;_;

The Jews have got another one ffs. Stop wanting to be a girl you faggot.

Should I really be looking at 4k for a decent used car?
I've no idea where to even start and /o/ wasn't any help.

>>36088043
You're talking about drag queens not trannys lad

Lads my phone is fucked and due for an upgrade, what do I get? I don't want a massive slab of a thing, are my only options an iPhone SE / 5S or that Sony compact thing? Current one is a Z3 compact but it is kill.

So long as it is reliable and fast, can play music, and can be used for internet etc I don't really give a shit about any crazy features

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>>36088068
Salim, fellow soldier! He must man up and take the GOAT pill!

>>36088067
Sweden just keeps getting cucked on every angle

>>36088067
Thats it. I've had enough. Where there top boy at?

>>36088068
>Stop wanting to be a girl you faggot.
HOW? How do I stop? My only options are having some magic way to stop having these thoughts -constantly- or to go through with it and see if I'm satisfied. I thought I buried these feelings last year but they've come up again and I can't stop!

>>36088082
What are you needing m8? A good 1.8 / 2.0 MK3 Mondeo will set you back about 1500 and if the doors aren't rusty and you service it on time you can't go wrong. Comfy, reliable, cheap parts, and plenty room

>>36088102
the whitehouse la

Sometimes work sends me to the bank to drop stuff off and I can stand in the "Premium" line and I can pretend I've actually done something with my life.

>>36088117
Something to drive to work, about a 140 mile round trip.
The "cars" my mum has suggested to me include a 2009 Fiat 500 with 80k miles (3500 quid) and a 2004 Mini with 100k miles (1500 quid). Doesn't seem right.

>>36088067
REEEEEEEE not the doggo

tomahawk missiles when???

make me a 3o'clock cup of tea lads

>>36088103
i think you feel this way because you're desperate for attention.

i would suggest try dating a girl but you will say you're too anxious to do that. try improving yourself. exercise, read, go outside more.

>>36088100
diversity is another ploy of the jews.

look at how the elites support diversity because it makes the masses easier to manage

>>36088170
>you will say you're too anxious to do that.
Right you are

>try improving yourself. exercise, read, go outside more.
What do I do outside? No friends

wish I could just get a big car or van and live in it, separating myself from society

couldnt do that to my pupper though, i must protect his smile

Let's play the Truck of Peace (8bit)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUBXRSK0osI

>>36088194
>What do I do outside?

to begin with you should go on walks by yourself, even if its just simply shit like buying shopping, or going the library. when you have built up enough confidence try joining a club and making friends.

counseling is an option. anxiety is a problems counselors often deal with so they should be able to you about clubs, stuff you can do to improve your confidence

look into meditation too. exercise is also good. im not saying you should get hench. going for a run and doing basic shit is great for your health.

>>36088135
For that kind of driving I would want a bigger comfier car. Mileage is irrelevant, buy on condition and history at that price point. Diesel cars can throw hefty bills which wipe out fuel savings. You can see a cars MOT history on mot-history . net with the reg and make - see if it has been clocked and look at advisory items.

Something like a petrol Ford or Honda is probably your safest bet. Something like this is way under budget (if you aren't wanting to spend as much?) so leaves you some cash in case it throws issues. Will be comfy on a trip like that, doesn't have a timing belt to worry about, and is good on fuel. I had a 1.8 and the 2.0 is just as good on fuel but has a bit more grunt.

http://www.ebay. co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-2-0-2005-5MY-Titanium-/262886056186?hash=item3d353ae0fa:g:N78AAOSwCU1Yv-Sk

>>36087940
>Maybe so but then if I was a trap I would be lusted after and desired.

By neckbearded prison gays on 4chan

Not in the real world

>>36088230
Thank you... I've been going on walks and exercising but haven't gotten to the state of interacting with anyone else. I hate my brain. It just seems like it would be so easy to find a bf if I was cute and even move in with but finding a good girl is near to impossible.

what you listening to lads, this was in my suggestions. i think it's alright,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiO_7LhPZFM

>>36088291
I love that song. Stumbled on it randomly about a year ago.

>>36088257
>muh reel gays
you're a fucking lesbian what do you know about anything

You know real gays actually want to fuck men not silly boys pretending to be girls, right?

>>36088318
And only in your 20s

no one wants to fuck a bald manlet with a gay lisp who still prances around like a 20 year old faggot because they didn't grow old gracefully.

Posted here yesterday with a list of problems thinking I had something wrong (some anon told me it could be AVPD)

Had a blood test today and broke down telling the nurse everything.

Now I've got an appointment to see a doctor. Hope I don't blow it.

>>36088318
gb2mascgen dan

>>36088341
Well the obvious solution to that is once you reach "gay death" you give up that life and start a hetero family

>>36088349
If you're capable of starting a hetero family, you dont become prison gay in the first place

>>36088343
What was the blood test for?

>>36088275
yeah, i do understand your problems with anxiety. i suffer from anxiety sometimes too. its not a fixed state though, you can get over your anxiety and change.

getting into a relationships is predominately about your personality tbqh. sure, being good looking gets you attention and it makes things easier but a decent person isnt going to get into a relationship with someone if they dont get on with them, especially not women.

you're probably at least average looking and im sure if you got yourself out there you could get a bf or gf. it isnt going to happen straight away. you have to keep working at it and not give up.

>>36088349
Yeah cause women really want to start a family with a lad that took it up the arse for ten years

>>36088371
Lethagy. I've been needing 10 hours sleep when I usually need 8 that and just feeling really completely deprived of energy to do anything.

I've been in uni constantly even when I felt anxious now in my last semistar I've been in barley at all.

>>36088388
Liberal women do

Precisely the women you don't want to start a family with

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I'm sick to fucking death with these threads being about what and who isn't gay. Honestly, who gives a shit about what people get off to and what they like to wear while doing it?

>>36088388
Why the fuck would you tell prospective gfs/wives you did that? LOL

>>36088400
You clearIy do

>>36088405
You really think in the modern age you can hide something like that? Women are sneaky as fuck they'll figure it out.

>>36088420
i dont know about older women but young women are fucking stupid and are often tricked by guys.

>>36088405
When she starts fingering your arse (which they all seem to love doing when you plow them for some reason) or you act like a beta and ask her to peg you, she'll see you no longer have a balloon knot and get rid

>>36084391
The op pic truly is a work of art. The detail, the craftsmanship. Everything fits and blends perfectly.

I never cease to be impressed, lads.
Well, except for the past week where it kept getting posted without march crossed out. That was unprofessional.

Anyone seen those 2 colossal faggots on the Hungry House advert?

Absolutely vile creatures.

>>36088434
>When she starts fingering your arse (which they all seem to love doing when you plow them for some reason) or you act like a beta and ask her to peg you
That's pretty gay.

If I was taking dicks for years beforehand I just wouldn't be such a faggot as to let her do that to me.

>>36088451
The really annoying ones with those high-pitched, squeaky voices? And that one keeps saying fucking "chow mein" for about 10 minutes.
Makes me want to break my tv.

The new weetabix advert with the giant is retarded as fuck, too.

>>36088308
I know it's not an upbeat song but it's changed my mood. I wouldn't say it's perked me up but I've gone from a foul mood to meh

Suggestions for meeting people, lads? In a new city and coworkers are mostly a lot older

>>36088488
I imagine that's how femboys are going to act when they hit 45

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>>36085239
Today, I woke up, had a wank, went for a shower, then cooked a nice lunch, then went to play video games.

I'm in a pretty decent mood today, lad, so I think I will join you in that.

>>36087967
We have no high ground to laugh at Sweden anymore after a paki killed people in London and the whole house of commons had multiple conversations about 'islamphobia' the next day.

The Aussies are trying their own thread. See how long it lasts.

>>36088517
last time it lasted 30 posts

>>36088517
Let's all invade the thread and pretend to be Australian

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>>36085239
lucky you. no rest for me today i'm on the quest for diamonds.

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>>36088554
Yanks/Canadians pretending to be Brits pretending to be Aussies

>>36088554
way ahead of you lad. lets post some of our memes over there to expand our territory

>>36088511
What vidya are you playing senpai? What did you wank about?

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How's that diet coming along fatbots?

>lost 1 stone
>2 more to go

Going to get harder from here on out but pleased with progress so far. If I can lose another stone before June I'll be happy

>>36088598
I'm eating an 80p easter egg right now

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>tfw you post the culmination of a whole week of work/avoiding other responsibilities on a thread and you only get two (You)s

It wasnt worth it, was it lads

>>36088594
More from the depths lad. Need to actually build guns. Currently I'm relying too heavily on EMP/Frag missiles, so I need something that can carve holes in big enemy craft, so that's probably going to be a scaled up HESH version of my railgun.

And femdom doujins.

>>36088598

I'm the fattest I have ever been and I have almost no motivation to change.

>>36088628
>tfw you post saying nik naks are absolute shite and you get 4 (You)s

>>36088633
>femdom

Great taste lad, please do share

>>36088644

You need to stop now lad before it's too late

>>36088598
Not fat but am getting a bit heavy for my liking so I'm just gonna lose 2 stone for a laugh because why not.

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>tfw get off to videos of women shitting
Is it too early to give up on life yet?

>>36088660

I'm only 14 stone to be fair but it's not looking good.
I'm getting paid at the end of the month so I can start going to the gym again then.

Imagine not having a feels thread for your country that's always there lads. Must be orrible

there's so much mucus in my lungs

i think this is the end

>>36088689
All this thread talks about is prision gays, personalities and pakis. Not very British tbqhwy

>>36088659
It's not my usual thing. That's Zettai ryoiki. But I fancied a bit of a change.

[Koppe] Senpai ni Necchuu! - Senpai, Oppai, I'm Lovin Her Hip (COMIC Kairakuten XTC Vol. 5) [English] [Ecchihabara]

(C91) [AHOBAKA (aho)] Succubus Miboujin Hirusagari no Himitsu | A Succubus Widow's Afternoon Delight [English] {darknight}

>>36088685

14 stone doesn't sound too bad desu, unless you're a manlet.

If you're 6ft plus then you should be able to pull that off

>>36088716
Even if you were 6ft, you'd be noticeably chubby.

>>36088704
>Not very British tbqhwy

lad, british people love to complain about the pakis. replace prison gays with women and its like being in me local pub

>>36088649
Is it so much to ask for some attention, just for once in my godforsaken life

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>>36088710
>That's Zettai ryoiki
Absolutely impeccable taste, lad.

>>36088716
>unless you're a manlet.

actual manlet height in england is like 5 ft 6. dont use the yank measurements.

Any manchbros going to animecon tomorrow?

Looking forward to some motherfucking melonbread and alpaca merchandise.

>>36088649
Nik naks are good though

>>36088716

I'm 5'11" but I am defintely fat, I'm starting to look like Ian Beale.

>>36088745

>actual manlet height in england is like 5 ft 6

Sorry, but if you're under 6ft then you're a manlet, no matter what Country you're in

>>36088749
Are you DNPanon? I forget what your dressing as?

(YOOOOU) ARRE SO BEAAAUTIFUL TO MEEEEEE, CAAAN'T YOU SEEEE

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>>36088741
It's the fetish of patricians lad. Absolute top tier stuff.

>>36088784
stop talking shit, lad. the average height in Britain is 5 ft 9

you're obviously a yank. you have been exposed.

Just got some hash lads, things are looking rosy

I just want to drown in a sea of crisps desu lads

The goodfellas guy is attacking the austhread lads

>>36088814

Actually 6 ft 2 and live in West Yorkshire

Keep projecting manlet

Wotsits more like wotshits amirite lads hahaha

>>36088846

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

a manlet is someone who is small. a small person is someone below average.

check mate, yank.

if you speak out against muslims for killing people, you are racist!

join the bnp and lets sort this shite out. remove all muslims from the uk

>>36088875
YOU CHEEKY CUNT MY GRANDAD LOVES WOTSITS

>>36088886
If you make factual comments about Nazis being in bed with Zionists, you get kicked out of the Labour party and a panel of retards on QT think its a good idea

my shoulders aching like fuck and its pissing me off

>>36088896
To be fair Livingstone talks about the Nazis a bit too much.

>>36088881

Give it up lad, you're a manlet and all the wikipedia stats will never prove otherwise

>>36088875
no. wotsits are amazing. they do tend to be a bit crummy though

wheres the cunt from yesterday who was defending muslims and saying only poor people are racist?

Is eating tesco brand malted wheaties a symptom of depression?

>>36088913

>denying the evidence

>>36088920
Anyone who defends muslims is just shitposting at this point desu. I'm pretty liberal but even I think islam is bad and has to be done away with.

>>36088920
Could you kindly fuck the fuck off?

>>36088944
ahhh there you are abdul

A manlet is anyone under 6ft

>>36088886
Isn't the BNP dead? We need a new right wing party that hasn't got the NF and C18 stigma attached to it.

>>36088983
not by a long shot, there have been a few setbacks with it but the more people that join the better it gets. thats why im getting as many lads as I can to join and support the movement

how long do you think you should go on holiday lads? 1 week or 2? gonna start saving