/robots with gfs club/

We're gonna finish watching IT

Which means sex

>tfw robots will never know the feel of trying to finish a movie when you are having sex at least 2 times a film.

My gf just left me. Going to drown my sorrows in alcohol and going to a brothel.

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>>36083916
>watch a movie while spooning
>want to stick it in her and just casually, super slowly fuck while still focusing on the movie
>bitch always turns around and wants to go faster

why are women such feebleminded creatures

>>36083916
Lol nigga did you pause the movie to fuck? It's a 3+hr TV miniseries, youre not going to miss anything if you bang.

>>36083987
Not the best idea anon. Brothel, maybe.

Gf and I are gonna get drunk, play zelda, listen to music and fuck.

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>>36084079
>gf of 11 months
>still doesn't know im into vidya
>thinks my ps2 in the living room is some kind of music equipment

>>36084068
You're right, I'll skip the alcohol. Just going to fuck some hot bitches.

>robot
>with gf
does not computre

>robot
>gf
Kek good one OP

>robot
>gf
get the fuck out

>>36083883
you aren't a robot you're a normie invader

>>36083990
Retard. You should tell her that you want to fuck her slowly. How's she supposed to know otherwise? Turning around to fuck faster is the normal reaction for anyone

>>36084470
>>36084146
>>36084136

absolute scenes
>>36084481
read the op

>>36084772
You from /bet/???????

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>>36083883
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And guess what faggot? I do apply, because you don't fucking belong here. Get out, apologize to your parents, and fucking kill yourself you degenerate.

>>36084832
Unfortunatley in the minority their pal, r9k is for everyone btw

We're going to panera bread

>>36084824
cloak and dagger aspie thread?

I think we're hanging out. Idk what we'll do. We cuddle a lot when she comes over. I'll probs take her somewhere tho.

Not have sex because I don't want to have sex

Just eat, chill, garden

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We're going mini golfing after she has a test tomorrow. No time to bone this weekend, but maybe next week.

I have no idea what this girl sees in me but fuck, she's great. Now if I can get over the last girl I loved I'll be set.

The 3 of us are gonna go watch a movie (dont know which yet suggestions?)
Then just prolly chill at our house for a bit the weeks been hectic

>>36084087
kek x100000000000000000000000000

>>36083883
>>36083916
>>36083987
>>36083990
>>36084019
>>36084068
>>36084079
>>36084087
>>36084125
>>36084842
>>36084875
>>36085520
>>36085530
>>36085704
>>36085736
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT, YOU FUCKING NORMIES

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!

GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMALSHITS

>>36083883
Gonna stick my dick in her tight, warm pussy for 1000th time after Beauty and the Beast tonight, guys.

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>mfw I don't get laid and I'm starved for intimacy but I don't get mad at people who get laid cause I know everybody is just trying to make their lives better

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>all these "robots" with GFs

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36085966
Everybody is just trying to get by anon. Come on anon chill out.

Gonna hang out with mine over the weekend which should be fun. Of course no sex because she wants to wait until she's married so I'm gonna have blue balls after a lot of kissing but not too much or she spergs out
She's really qt and I like her so it's worth it right no

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>>36083883

>robots
>with gfs

Deluded cuck gtfo

>>36083883
>/robots with gfs club/

Kill yourself

>>36085843

Not bad, but it needs work. Try quadrupling the number of E's, and add a picture of an enraged frog like these other anons >>36085966 >>36086352

>>36083883

Sadly, she's working both days this weekend; so we won't be able to see a lot of each other. But if we both get off of work in time today, we'll have time for a quicky in the shower between tidying up and our friends coming over. That'll be pretty sweet (shower sex is best sex).

>tfw poly relationship
Feelsgood desu

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going to fuck her ass as many times as I possibly can
came in her ass 2 days ago for the first time ever and now I'm addicted

best sexual perks of your gf?
>into light bondage
>Into choking
>sexually submissive
>into kitty/furry ears, collaring
>rape fantasy
>petplay
>getting in to anal stuff

I feel like there's no girls I could enjoy anything with besides sex, eating and maybe movies. If they put on whatever crap they're listening too or show me whatever reddit and twitter memes. I just don't think I can handle that.

>>36087119
I really lucked out in that respect. I've got a girl that I really connect with on a lot of levels. Sure, she reads a lot of young adult novels that are pure tripe, but that gives me time to watch horror movies that she can't stand. Overall, we have plenty to do together when I'm not pounding her.

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OFF OF OUR FUCKING BOARD NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36087344

Oooh. I'll give you some points for using a less overused angry frog pic, but you need WAY more E's.

7/10; did not quite make me leave