>I have a side profile like pic related Fuck me dead. I can't

He looks sorta cute desu.

Better posture maybe.

>>36082454
>learn how to play the guitar
>start playing shows
>become friends with people in the local scene
>win chicks over with your dumbass songs

>>36082454
Eh, just space your teeth apart while your mouth is closed.

Let your jaw hang down, and if you do it long enough it your jaw will naturally settle in a relaxed position.

That or Jaw surgery....
That works really well to be honest, just don't over do it.

>>36082454
>You will never have a smile as genuine as that one.

I look either ugly, condescending or terrifying when i smile.

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>>36082454

He'd be very good-looking if he got plastic surgery for his jaw, learned how to style his hair, fixed his shitty posture, and got /fit/, filled out a bit.

He has a nice complexsion.

>>36082454
>that craned head posture
He's probably in constant neck and back pain

>>36082538
Speaking of which is it possible to change your default facial expression?

Currently I widen my eyes and furrow my brow and it makes me look like a serial killer.

>>36082454
desu he doesn't even look bad

>>36082912
jesus christ why does this site still filter t b h

>>36082454
fuck me more

>have a chin
>have a jawline
>extra jew-y nose

Dude that dude can MAKE GAMES. Why would he even give a shit. I care about women cause I'm a useless monkey, if I cold do anything right I wouldn't give a fuck.

>>36082971
Thanks for clarifying anon, I could never have possibly guessed what "desu" meant otherwise
>>36083018
I think this was from before he made Yandere Sim

>>36083025
nvm
>posted Apr. 18 2008
yep

>>36082454
>Fuck me dead. I can't grow a beard either.
Why would you want a beard? You need to groom it to look good. No beard > beard.

>>36083025
i wasn't clarifying i'm just pissed that i can't say desu without saying desu

>>36082454
why are guys so insecure, I would acually fuck the guy in OP pic if he asked me out.

>>36083167
>Why would you want a beard?
To mask my shitty chin?

>>36083191
I look like him, pls be my gf.

>>36082607
yea who wouldn't be good looking after all that?

>>36083198
From whom? You will grow out of that phase trust me.

>>36083234
I hope you're right and I do grow out of it. It makes me feel like shit.

>>36083234
>>36083282
i'm 23 years old, i have not grown out of my recessed chin lamenting phase, and i don't think i ever will

>>36083502
Our generation is known to have maturity issues. Just give it time.

>>36083561
lol, who cares if i feel comfortable in my own body once i am 30 (assuming that i will ever feel comfortable)
you are a moron who doesnt know shit, and only a fool would trust your judgement about an issue you do not know about.

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>>36082454
You look fun(ny)

>>36083598
This rage-filled reply just tells me you haven't matured enough yet.

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>>36082607
>All balding men get the "clown cut" to emphasize how bald they are
Why do they do this?

>>36082454
He's pretty cute in a dorky sort of way. 6/10, would husband, if he had a nice personality.

But considering he's posting on what I think is Gaia Online fishing for emotional support, he's probably not too bright/tactful/interesting.

>>36082454
Just shave bro and you'll be a 9/10 ;)

>>36084311
Kill yourself faggot, the day of the rope is coming

>>36082454
This boy is a Jew.

he looks like even steven

>>36084441
>thinking i'm a dude
>being this edgy

lol k

>>36084451
Yes, he looks like Shialefou

>>36084457
You were born with a penis, no?

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>>36084457
attention whoring on /r9k/, you robots aren't that retarded, yes ?

>>36084484
Nope.

>>36083167
I never got the /beard/ meme.

For some reason beards have become weirdly popular in the last few years.

>>36084512
In that case, are you not fat, mentally ill, and in Europe?

>>36084557
>not fat
Underweight since exam season is here.

>mentally ill
See above. I'm not coping well rn, desu.

>europe
Canuck.

>>36082454
Another thing you might want to consider OP is how much body weight you have. If you're chubby, that'll obscure your jaw.

>also try not to have as many split ends as this dude

He looks like Nic Jones, it's weird.

>>36084637
Well damn. My search for a mentally ill, not fat, fembot continues. Good luck, I hope you find a Chad who will give you good dickings.

>>36082454

is it any wonder jews are such a toxic race of conniving shitbags?

anyone who goes through life looking that awful has GOT to be bitter.

>>36083657

this is norm reacting to Jim Norton's "Henry Fonda picking blueberries" joke