Someone give me the courage to text this escort. Pic unrelated

>>36078486
Don't do it. It's not good for you

>>36078486
dude its a fucking escort.
just text her and ask to use one of her listed services. its not hard, most escorts are nice, so if you're an autist theyll do all the talking for you.

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Just be straightforward and text her what you want, it's just business. They've probably had weirder clients.

Also based tsuruko

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>>36078682
>tfw Tsuruko will never know you exist
I want to mate with her.

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>>36079486
I want to mate her too. Hell, I just want to see her in real life, maybe give her a hug or a head pat. Too bad she lives on the opposite side of the planet.

>>36080264
I have an idea.
>have drawfags draw lots of cute anime girls and pictures that look like video games
>set up a patreon/kick starter for a new indie video game
>use the money to travel to Australia
>find an anime convention in Melbourne and find her
>robots all take turns doing things with her