>Realise you left your phone next to the TV >Walk into

Enslave all of them

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autisticly accuse one of those bitches stole my phone

shoot them because they broke into my house

>>36078038
tun around and walk back to my room, ill get my phone later.

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>"I have your pizzas here"
>"Oh no, we don't have any money to pay you!"
>"Well ladies, I'm sure we can come to some other kind of arangement"
>Smash dat puss
>Get phone on way out

turn 360 degrees and walk straight back to my room without saying a word

I'll just get my phone later

Whip out my desert eagle vii and put a hollow point bullet in each of the intruders skulls and cite stand my ground when the cops come

whats poppin my niggas

"hey how's it going" grab the phone and walk away without saying anything else

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>>36078038
Pic related

Originals post

>>36078038
Urm... just fucking get it, like a normal person.
Or join them, assuming my sister wasn't one of them.

>>36078097
this, or just get a new one

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become accepted

>>36078038
Oh well, its not like I was using it anyway, and I'm definitely not going out there. Also I probably wouldn't even notice it was missing.

>>36078038

Nod at them to acknowledge there existence.
Mutter "Just come to get my phone".
Get phone while avoiding eye contact.
Leave house, go for a drive listening to music, maybe get something to eat because you just know my room isn't a safe place anymore.

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>"Oh thats my little brother Anon girls just ignore him"
>"Go play your playstation Anon we're having girl talk" *giggles*

>>36078038
Who are these people? Do I live here? Is my roommate a girl?

What the fuck is going on?

>>36078038
Why these bitches looking at me so funky?

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>>36078038
REEEEE WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING STACYS STOLE MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>"Anon come rub our feet please, your sister said you give good footrubs"

>>36078038

>Hey girl in the denim jacket with a spoon in your mouth, I'll give you a foot massage if you give me my phone.

>>36078127

>Haha did he just walk in, spin around and walk backwards back to his room?
>lol yeah what a weirdo
>He'll never get laid
>OMG Katie shut UP! hahahaha

>>36079915
"Hey girl in the denim jacket with a spoon in your mouth, I'll give you my phone if you let me give you a foot massage."

>People not wanting to be humiliated in front of a room of cute girls.
What is wrong with you people?

>stare at the floor
>walk up to phone and pick it up
>turn to girl nearest me and hand her phone
>"That'll be $29.99 plus tip"
While they're laughing I sneak up behind one and come on their back.

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>>36078038

>See intruders breaking into my condo and eating tacos on my furniture
>Defend my property cuz Murka

>>36078038
make myself a fucking taco because I'm starving

>>36078038
is this my intervention?

I begin to autistically shriek in panic and in hopes I can scare them into running away.

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>Hard shelled tacos

>>36078038
Get my phone and scurry off

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>>36078038

>It's taco tuesday, Anon!
>Come *bbBBUURRRPPP* join us!
>bbBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFFFTTTTtthththt
>Oops, so sorry Anon, teehee
>Must be the refried beans

How do you react, Anon?

>>36078127
>turn 360 degrees
>walk straight back

U done fucked nigga! You're in prison now.

You're mathematical miscalculation made you walk towards them, sending off their threatening senses, calling the police and having you charged with sexual harassment.

Good job anon.

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>>36078038
>ywn have a qt daughter who invites her friends over for a sleepover
>ywn tell them to nor stay up too late
>ywn go upstairs and bang your wife while thinking about the hottest one

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>>36081102
>You're mathematical miscalculation
>being this new

>>36081026
>having beta teeth

>>36078038
"Hey sorry to bother, I think I left my phone in here."
*gets phone*
"Thanks, have fun guys."

Simple as that tbqh.
tfw social butterfly but a total loser inside

>>36078038
>Turn 270 degrees
>jump out window
>insta kill

>>36078038
At that point I'd enter manual walking mode and will myself to go pick up the phone.

Probably give a "sup" or a nod. Anything else though is up in the air. Hopefully they'd just keep doing their thing.