>the wife Why do people say this?

>>36077386
It's an unconscious appeal to normalcy
My wife is too individualized

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>>36077386
>Why do people say this?

Probably because they're referring to their fucking wife anon.

>>36077462
>The wife
Maybe it's my fucking wife after I steal her from you bitch

>>36077462
You don't understand. It's the "the" article in the front. You shouldn't say "the wife", you should say "my wife" instead.


It's a numale thing I think. I see it all the time on reddit.

>>36077528
How young are you where you think "the wife" is a "nu-male" or Reddit thing?

I'm so tired of everyone on this site being 14 years old

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>>36077560
What do you want them to say? She's my
significant other

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>>36077509
>Maybe it's my fucking wife after I steal her from you bitch

I don't have a wife yet anon...

>>36077528
>It's a numale thing I think. I see it all the time on reddit.

You're either a very good troll, or a really dumb person. People have been using that term for decades now. I remember hearing that term being used in older movies as well.

>>36077933
>People have been using that term for decades now. I remember hearing that term being used in older movies as well.
Not an argument. I've seen people wearing fedoras for decades now, even in older movies.

It's cause redditors love le quirky old-timey speech. See: "'twas" "m'lady"

It's no different than women referring to their husbands as hubby.

You're thinking too far into it anon.

>Why do people say this?
Why do people do this?

>>36077386
yeah it's annoying as shit

>i was talking to the mom and the brother yesterday

>>36077386
Because a woman is a fucking object that I as a male own. Are you retarded?

Just start talking about your imaginary husband. Through the fuckers completely off board.

>my wifes wife

>>36078892
>>my wife's wife
>not my wife's husband
It's like you aren't even trying. It would be hot if my wife had a wife.

>>36077987
>Not an argument. I

Ok?

>>36077386

the average man attains pride, societal belonging, and external validation from this saying.

he's really referring to his mate, sanctioned and recognized by the government, considered a milestone of adult personhood by people.

as well as >>36077423

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>>36077386
>my partner
>my husband

why do gay people say this? Homos cannot logically get married.

>>36078851
That's why it's "my wife", not "the wife". "The wife" would sounds like a communal wife of 100 men or something. It's your property, it's YOUR wife.

>>36079020
The word wife implies there is only one owner, a husband. It is obvious I am the husband. There is no possible way you could interpret "the wife" as a communal wife, unless someone explicitly stated they were a communal wife. You argument is invalid and illogical.

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>>36079090
Do you refer to your mom as "the mother"? I mean you only have one mother and it's obvious it's your mother, so your argument is once again invalid.

>"hey anon, are you coming to the Jeb Bush rally tonight?"
>"no, the mother won't let me"

>the wife is getting fucked by the black man again

>>36077386
It's because they're married. Also they're married. Did he mention they're married? Because they're married.
>Jim, shut the fuck up. We all know you're married. Holy shit.

its my wife your happy and the wife if you aren't happy with her

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>>36079195
>the wife got blacked again

Hold me robots

People are too afraid to say "my" wife cause it implies ownership, basically they are cucked numales (I know its an old thing but there were beta males in the past too, just less of them)

Its why redditors use it a lot

>>36077386
If I had a wife i'd just call her the ball and chain.