/britfeel/ on an industrial scale edition

going to masturbate on an industrial scale

>>36075126

i think im going into wagecuckery, feels good and bad at the same time

Just found a packet of beef hula hoops in my coat pockets

Fuck me this is amazing

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>>36075126

Have any of you lads considered releasing some equity on your home?

I accidentally got drunk

>>36075156
Probably to child porn. You Paki nonce

>>36075126

Have the glitter shag pics been posted yet lads?

Also, saw Purple Aki earlier near Berkinhead. Big bastard.

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Making me happy seeing Hillman catching on.

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>>36075126
Fucking nothing my man. The usual routine I guess. Games, masturbate, eat & play more games.

>>36075156
Anyone got the video of Nationalist Action chasing the Paki nonce who thought he was meeting a child?

>>36075210

This Hillman meme is being forced on an industrial scale

I don't know how its possible to be as annoying as that "femboy" poster, its like hes making the most annoying posts imaginable on purpose

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>>36075243
Lad, just because I like to post some Hillman pictures doesn't mean I am trying to force a meme. :(

>>36075247
I'm sure he must be underage.

>>36075243
ROTHERHAM ABUSE SCANDAL: Horrific reality of 'industrial scale' child grooming revealed

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

What's funny about this exactly?

>britfeel obsessed with a serial killer

Some things never change around here

Things that ruin /britfeel/:
>Racist posters
>"Andrew Prince"/britnormie
>Forced memes (hillman)
>waifu posters (half/half on this one actually)
>politics

Things that make /britfeel/ good:
>crisp and snack tier lists
>dindin chat
>autism stories
>train posters
>nighttime posters
>OC which takes effort

Try to act accordingly lads

been having a lot of dreams recently about murdering different people, but I've forgotten all the specifics

anyone else had this before?

>>36075285
posts like these are shit on an industrial scale

>>36075277
There is nothing funny about cute little wriggly white girls being touched by thick, hairy arabs.

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>>36075261

I bet Norris could kick his head in.

>>36075277
Ignore it, lad. It's a butthurt Paki attempting damage control. Probably Amir without his trip

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I seen a teenage couple holding hands today /brit/

I seriously crossed the road, my anxiety spiked and I felt like complete shit.

I am a 23 KHV and hate myself so much, I have no gf and no friends.

Any lads here support Jeremy Corbyn?

>>36075285
Things that ruin /britfeel/:
>Lists on things that ruin /britfeel/

>>36075324
corbyn is an ira sympathiser, fuck that cunt

>>36075294
No but I had a dream I was Batman. You probably want to kill various aspects of yourself or something.

>>36075324
He's the best person for my neetbux, so yes.

If a woman approached you and offered to have sex with you (as a means of getting pregnant), would you accept?

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>>36075307
Norris would struggle to kick the head in of Audrey.

>>36075305
Those white girls loved getting fucked.

>>36075324

Nah he's a commie mate. Why would I support them freeloaders?

>>36075325
Things that ruin britfeel:
>(You)

>>36075320

heh, i read that last line as

>i have no gf and no hands

sorry anon but that made me giggle

>>36075285
>BritNormie ruins Britfeel
>OC which takes effort makes Britfeel good

Don't understand this mate. BritNormie is behind a lot of good OC.

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>>36075347

You just know NOBODY on the street could survive an assault from Roys ju-jitsu and samurai training.

>>36075335
He is. But who really cares? I hate virtue signalling leftists as much as the next man but what's left of Britain to feel loyal to?

Corbyn means more neetbux.

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>>36075369

>Tfw I'm literally a Roy Cropper

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>>36075369
Nobody?

>>36075377
Still giggling at this joke.

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>>36074946 #
im not blond...but i need a cuddle.
>>36074954 #
stop being a homophobic you bully. tolerance and liberalism are time treasured traditional british values that you should do well to respect desu.
>>36074979 #
but i have skinny hands. fuck off lol.

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>>36075126
that all they think about is TV, Shopping, Getting drunk & Cock... even the married ones love fucking a lot of my taxi driving friends after a night out!! More & more English women are turning to Paki cock & they just don't want the one either!
I shall post some pics of what goes on in the north of England on a Friday/Saturday night... If you want your wife or girlfriend to spend a night with a gang of Pakistani men please contact me. We can film it or take pictures for you if you like...
PLEASE READ MY BLOG!!

http://www.imagefap.com/profile/Raziq77

Just remembered I have some Greenhalges pasties in the fridge

Everything is coming up roses!

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>>36075377
>>36075392

Nobody.
He could strangle 'em with his dick.

>>36075343

I already have done this (she didn't get pregnant though)

Shall we start a fight club lads?

We've got the map now, we can have a meetup.

>>36075343
suppose it depends on what the circumstances would be

impregnation is my fetish though

>>36075363
I'm so lonely man I literally have no reason to live.

Its like the world is shunning me.

>>36075444
>impregnation is my fetish though

same

Have you ever fucked anyone without contraception yet?

>>36075263
uuum im 21. what's so bad about my posts.

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>>36075285
>night time poster and train poster

based I also waifu post sort of, I don't respon dto the waifu calls but I post ebina sometimes sorry

>>36075412
White girls worship Paki cock on an industrial scale

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>>36075416
>Great news for some

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hows my hair looking britfeel i died it for enoch powell

i'll jerk you off for some benzos

>>36075461
>Have you ever fucked anyone without contraception yet?
>Have you ever fucked anyone

no

>>36075285
Things that ruin /britfeel/:
>non-whites

>>36075484
Alright Andy?

>>36075343
>if a woman approached you and offered to take thousands of pounds off of you per month in child support would you accept
let me think about that one lad

>>36075464
>uuum
>what's so bad about my posts
fucking uuum

I'm in the mood for some of the chicken bites that Burger King used to have. The chicken nuggets they sell now are literal garbage tier.

>>36075484
we saw your retarded picture the first time

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>>36075479

Roys dick was so fucking big, "Hayley" became a tranny just to feel it in a brand new hole.

I bet Roy could do knight hoods with that dick of his.

>>36075376
I just cant side with someone who would sympathise with them in any way

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>>36075522
Do we now have a Roy poster?

Painfully sober lads. Not sure what to do with myself.

Ehem britfeel
Zombie apocalypse survival time

You have 1 minute
On the right of you there is something
Using only that you must defend yourself
so, what is it and do you survive?

>>36075540
I do have some codiene though. How much to get a buzz?

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>>36075522
Ooh err, chance would be a fine thing.

>>36075542

my door, ill close it

>>36075540
same lad, just went though a gram of ket in 3 days
only thing I have in the house is some spice, and I don't want to go blind so I'll give it a miss

we're off to war lads, drink up so you burn better when russia nukes every inch of our island

>>36075542
i dont keep anything sharp or dangerous in my room so the best i can do is a hairbrush
although honestly i could get a fully loaded gun and still be completely fucked

>>36075542
>a dumbell
Be ok I guess

>>36075484
>blocks out his disgusting manface

howling

>>36075484
high quality meme
enoch powell was right tho

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>>36075558
Back to work you lazy tit

>>36075579

>see this post
>Immediately check /pol/ for a happening

You had me there lad

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>>36075537

We do.

>>36075558

You just know Norris would wear some cheap lingerie that Emily got from a charity shop, and then "accidentally" stumble into Roy in one of the back alleys.

>>36075484
Eczema/10

look after my mates dog lads, he's a big boy, makes mr cuddles look like a manlet, sure mr cuddles has muscle tone but this dog...mr cuddles could walk under him without stooping his head and have plenty of clearance

>>36075632

What do you do for money pikeyanon?

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>>36075610
Wouldn't mind to stumble into that myself.

>>36075641
not pikeyanon, pikeys cant afford dogs like this, they have to make do with horrid little staffie and bull terriers

>>36075558
>>36075599
>>36075610
>beady eyed Mancunians

>>36075576
>spice
Good god why lad?

>>36075542
GameCube controller. Well at least its ergonomic I guess.

>>36075438
I'll fight you lad. Where u at?

>>36075592
>posting my face on the internet.
why is everyone personally attacking me i only wanted to know if my hair looked qt

>>36075542
a fork, better than nothing

I cant believe they stopped selling any tobacco less than 30g, its finally happened lads, ill probably just give up now and be a non-smoking bitch

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>>36075659

It's gonna cost you.
Roy doesn't give freebies.

>>36075686

U wot m8?

>hungry
>also tired

fuck, want to eat but also dont want to eat then go to bed

>>36075669
Cuddles cost 3k to import here. Show us a pic of your mate's dog. What breed is he?

>>36075484
can't stop laughing at those huge wrestlers hands

i bet you caused storm doris by wafting those things by the coast

do you use siri or something to type cause there's no way those digits are operating a keyboard

>>36075484
looks good. was it you i was talking to last week about you dying your hair

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>>36075736
>wrestlers
Did someone just summon
K E V
E
V

>>36075720

NewcastIe lad

>>36075735
did he bollocks, nobody pays that money for a staffie, the rspca incinerate thousands of the little bastards everyday

>>36075669
Not sure about that mate. Pikeys spend more money on things like dogs than most people.

>>36075484
Wtf man. You look like one of the monsters from the muppets. Or that thing from don't hug me I'm scared. Why are you pink

>>36075438
>Shall we start a fight club lads?

if you want a serious answer, no we shouldent.

someone would most definitely end up dying.

it isnt like the movies kad, you could fuck someone up if you hit them hard enough and they fall over and smack their head

>>36075756
Shame. I was in Gateshead a couple of weeks ago. Back south now though.

>>36075760
He's not a staff, you handicap. He's a Presa Canario

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>Flying Scotsman coming to my town next week

I'm on the EDGE OF MY FUCKING SEAT AAAAAAAAAAA!

>>36075772

>someone could die

Well fingers crossed eh.

>>36075795

yea, hope its me

blox

>>36075786
t. Michael Portillo

>>36075784
the pictures you post look nothing like that, i'm afraid 'slimy dave' has pulled one over you again

>>36075795
i mean. i would be up for sparring with you lads. but not a full blown fight club like the movie fight club because i know someone would get seriously injured.

i used to box lad, and ive done jeet kune do.

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>When you stumble into the Norris, Roy and Hillman orgy in the alleys behind the Rovers Return.

>>36075853
I don't wanna spar, I would get winded and probably start to cry involuntarily :<

/britfeel/ bukkake when?

How about it amir?

Any lads on Britfeel shitting themselves for uni exams?

How many of you are fucked?

>>36075875
if you are a starter then it would be really light sparring.

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>>36075867

> When your presence makes Roy lose his hard on and ruin the mood

STEEEEEEEVE

>>36075438
>We've got the map now

What map?

>>36075580
>>36075561
>>36075583
>>36075702
>>36075727
Read the first letter from each sentence
Not as many as I would have liked

>>36075904
i have uni exams but im not really shitting myself. i should at least get a pass. and if i dont, i can always re do the exam in the summer.

>>36075904

I wrote my exams on paper. I dunno what uni you go to where shitting yourself is classed as a grade.

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>>36075821
Quite big for a Staffie isn't he, lad.

>>36075930
congratulations, you did it lad

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>>36075914
You got nothing on me Roy.

>>36075913
Do ye bax? Dizzy rascal used to come to my gym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msg4iHMN8zc

>>36075934
That post actually made me Kek.

I am an Indian student. They give poo in loos a grade for that.

>>36075942
mate, the face looks nothing the same as these Presa Canario you mention and they're twice as big as him, i grant you, he is a big boy mind

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>>36075945

Oh Ken, how wrong you are...

just stumbled upon some "try not to rap challenge" videos on youtube

who actually watches this stuff

Handing out leaflets for my church on Saturday, then will probably go for a walk. Sunday is taken up with two church services and I'll be having lunch with a family from the congregation in between.

Bretty comfy.

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I want to tie a girl up and eat her fanny until she's delirious.

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>>36075942
You could say he's a big dog
For you!

Who here is a /failed middle class kid/?

My parents went to Cambridge. I fucked up my first year of university due to anxiety. Now I go to a shit uni.

>>36076016
You seem like a good lad.

>>36075904
a little bit, but i'm more so shitting myself over my dissertation, luckily as i did so well in the first semester all i need to do is get a pass in my exams to finish with a 2:1 overall

>>36076040

Yeah I am. I can't help being thick.

>>36076016
What kind of Church is it?

Do you really believe in God?

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>>36075982
I think you will find just how right I am.

>>36076016

Do churches have toilets?
Does the priest live there or does he have an actual house.

I've always wondered that.

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>>36075981
You're the expert, I wont argue with you. I'm sure slimey jose has bumped me, lad. Here's a pic of his sister who's also not a Presa

Probably nobody remembers but I posted last night about talking to a qt trap who I didn't think was interested
I took your advice lads and I think it might be going somewhere
am I going to make it? ~

>>36076055
What degree are you doing lad?

Originalllcommentatoinnitfamalam

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>>36076077

We'll settle this like men.
Over a fight!

>>36075966
>Do ye bax?

havent done any boxing training for like half a year. i have given it up. its fun but takes up too much time if you want to do it properly.

lol dizzy. was he any good?

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>>36076109
>>36076077

Pow!
Fuck off Ken. I've claimed another skull for the blood god!

>>36076102
typical r9k meme degree in computer science

>>36076032
I love this, I showd it to my brothers and they thought it was great

(i did have to explain the meme a few times though)

>>36076093
Well done lad, I'm happy for you.
Wish I had the courage to do the same but a long distance relationship wouldn't work I think.

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>>36076109
Too busy making it 1,200 babe.

Coronation Street brings up my childhood.

It's like I feel physically sick when seeing bits of it.

>>36076126
Which uni senpai?
Any East Anglian lads here?

>>36076041
I'm the scum of the earth desu.

I feel destined to commit some kind of atrocity one day. Not going to happen any time soon because I need the resources.

>>36076072
We're evangelical. Take the Bible as it's written.

No.

>>36076078
We have toilets. Head guy is referred to as the pastor and he lives in the neighbourhood. Different places will have different arrangements, especially if it's more of a traditional church.

>>36076123

do you reckon Roy Cropper and Lenlad are the same person?

>>36076128
Do you have autism?

Original

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>>36076137

Hello past Ken.
Future Ken here.

She's got aids. Use this.

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>>36076158

Roy is an interdimentional being.

>>36075966
It was decided from the outset that the guy with tree trunks for arms would win

Do you have anymore good ones?

I wouldn't like to actually do that myself though.

Fun fact: You cannot legally consent to subject yourself to violence in England

>>36076113
He went for Thai boxing which is on a different days. The lads said he was no good (to be fair he was a beginner) but he was a nice guy none of that roadman rubbish.

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>>36076164
Thanks Future Ken, I nearly forgot to wrap my willy.

Wages were 200 bong short, and this isn't the first time this has happened.

Gonna be quitting tomorrow, back to NEETdom for me.

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Had an encounter with my ex today, after having recently re-established contact for the first time in a while. I was waiting for a bus to get to a pub where I'd left my work uniform to go pick it up. Is it likely she now thinks I'm a retard for leaving my work uniform holdall in a wetherspoons, therefore scuppering my chances of getting back with her?

>>36076157
>just need the resources
Someone pls report this post to the authorities

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>>36076216

Meanwhile... on the bench

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>>36076216
REAL pussy slayer coming through

What's it like being a cuck for superior curry cock, Ken?

>>36076250
>>36076249
>>36076216
>>36076184
>>36076164
>>36076137
>>36076123
>>36076109
Congrats mate. Your posts are so annoying I'm going to bed.

got a pain in the centre of my chest, fingers crossed it's a sign i'm on the way out. i'm going to bed, hopefully i wont see out the night.

>>36076040
What uni did you go to before and what uni do you go to now?

Also what do you study lad?

>>36076236
Man, I almost forgot Nev existed

>>36076281

lucky, i wish i could go to bed at this time

>>36076281
kek, I literally have no idea who this lad is shitposting

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>>36076249
>>36076250

>>36076281
I'm not even the Roy poster. Goodnight though.

>>36076240
I'm not actively planning anything. It's just idle fantasy.

>>36076200
never thought he would of been great tbqh because he probably has other priorities. yeah, he seems like a nice guy.

i honestly dont know how people can work full time and be really into boxing. there was fellas at my gym that would basically just work and box.

>>36076301
Nev was a good lad. Any chance you could gimme a hand with this anxiety that's keeping me up, and confirm whether she thinks I'm a spastic or not?

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>>36076281

Awwh. 3 of them aren't me though.

Try not to asphyxiate in your sleep lad!

>>36076187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCGwJViEMcM

This one is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2yPbLHbu8M

Best knuckle man in the country at the moment is big joe's joe or his brother davey so you can look up his fights

>>36076320
What kind of thing would you do?

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>these corrie fags
>think any of these pussies could take Ian 'Madman' Beale

>>36076327
I box as often as I can, but I've been doing it since I was a toddler and i feel like a slob if i miss more than a few sessions. A guy called me autistic and maybe that's my autism being triggered. Either way it stops depression

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>>36076376

You were saying what, boy?

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>>36076376
That cuck couldn't even handle manlet Phil Mitchell

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>>36076376
This is Corrie turf lad. You are pushing your luck.

>>36076346
Something that would turn me into a meme. Or maybe I would live a peaceful life but once I die I leave clues that would lead people to discover a life of intrigue and mystery, I just need to do something that would make people care enough to investigate. It's a bit pathetic and probably damaging to have these internal narratives in my head but at the same time it's the only thing that is keeping me going.

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>>36076417
Phil's a fuckin mad cunt m8 no one could take him

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Spaghetti


Cat

Thoughts?

>>36076501
Do you remember when they introduced minty to eastenders? Hard man that gradually turned into a dope

>this anon who wants to make a name for himself is going to get us all on a watch list
fuck sake

>>36076545

Cats are arseholes, cats are like the scousers of the animal kingdom

>>36076557
wait, context lad? Just got here.

>>36076416
She looks so much like Luka Modric, did you ever see those eggy tits?

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>>36076557
>tfw you end up on a watch list with a note for posting Corrie pictures.

>>36076562
Scousers are actually quite friendly. I'll tell you who aren't though. Anyone from the south of England. Cats aren't bad either, they can probably just sense the evil in you and attack.

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>>36076545
Cats enjoy diverse types of pasta

>>36076594

i shot my neighbours cat with a 177 air pistol and the little prick is still alive

>>36076398
if you enjoy it then stick at it lad. i guess everyone has their passions. you could get somewhere with it, considering you have been doing it since a toddler.

i got into it in my early 20s, which put me off it quite a lot. my gym wasnt great either, half of the sessions were quite pointless.

Lads how much codiene should I neck to get a buzz?

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>>36076599
Cats appreciate all forms of Italian foods.

>>36076620
See? Psychopath

Just tried pulling my skin back whilst hard.

Couldn't do it, it kept getting stuck halfway

Let it go floppy, pulled it back, covered in smegma, and it was effectively glueing the skin to my bellend

>>36076562
>cats are like the scousers of the animal kingdom

bollocks. im a scouser and most people from liverpool are friendly. you're reiterating a stereotype.

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>>36076647
Lad....just...christ

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>>36076545
>>36076599
I really like cats and I'd appreciate if you continue posting cats.

>>36076645

I was tired of it shitting in the garden and pissing next to the car all the time

>>36076557
>watchlist meme

So reddit it's unbelievable.

We have that guy/guys pretending to be an active serial killer pushing people into rivers. Talk about buying drugs on the darknet. Jokes about joining ISIS, starting new crusades etc

Don't worry about it.

>>36076683
You can't just shoot things. Its a living thing, not just a critter from Wow you neckbeard. Next thing you know a friendly meet will poo on your lawn out of confusion and you'll kill him too. Sort yourself out lad.

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>>36076640
Cats love all sorts of starchy food

>>36076716

>You can't just shoot things.

well im doing a fucking good impression of someone who can

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here we have the quintessential stacy, who is "lonely" and loves morrisey, because she's totally different from all the other girls!

>>36076627
I just got one of these, great fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGwkaMMx9yU

I'm 25, too old to take it seriously now, I do it mainly for fitness, lad. Have you thought about bjj or thai boxing? I want to try bjj when i get the nerve

>>36076764
She seems nice I'd actually pursue and then horribly disappoint her with my lack of social skills and sexual experience but maybe I'd feel better if I tried than didn't???

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>>36076764
>vegan
orginal

>>36076803
mate she does seem cute I'll grant you that. but she's clearly self-absorbed, has no understanding of loneliness, is a vegan, and is literally polyamorous

red flags everywhere, I don't have a chance with her so I see no point in even trying to stick my dick in crazy

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sam hyde, samuel hyde, samuel whitcomb hyde, from mde, milliondollarextreme, million dollar extreme, your dad, your dad 2, ten things millenials can do with college degrees

Really disappointed with my life lads.

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ello ello, what's all this then?

>>36076845
>shit meme
>not funny
go away sam

Might go for a night drive to practice my clutch skills but I'm scared i'll get ambushed by a big gang of devil worshipers or something on a lonely road. shall be keeping my doors locked at the very least.

>>36076802
>Have you thought about bjj or thai boxing?

i have thought about thai boxing. dont know if i can be bothered getting into another combat sport. i have thought about judo too. bjj looks decen.

that spar bar does look fun

>>36076957
good idea lad, you've got your full licence?

>>36076957

/nightwalk/ /nightcycle/ and even /nightdrive/ are all comfy as fuck laddy, youll love it

oh man, thought my PS3 was goosed then
would have seriously hampered my demon souls play

>>36077006
can i come and invade you and ruin your day?

>>36076938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE&feature=youtu.be

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>>36076970
I got it 5 years ago yeah, bought a car a few months ago but have barely driven only to the shops once or twice a week in town, I'm too scared to go any further before improving, don't really care if I rape my clutch since it was only a cheapo car anyway

>>36077044
sounds good lad

I only got my license in october but I learned in a diesel, so I still have to get used to a petrol clutch

>>36076671

Is that Plinkett's cat?

>>36076964
Fighting's a useless skill when you get out of your early 20s. In my community, you could offend someone over the pettiest little thing and get called out well into your 50s though.

I'm off to bed. Do try not to fight about stuff you cant change its pointless, you just ruin the thread for everyone else. night lads

>>36077068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV7YSPvKZA

REESE ERROR RFU UP TO BE A NEW YORK IT IS THE BEST TO THE BEST TO THE BEST WE WILL YOU ARE THE BEST WAY OF MY MOM SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE IS THE FIRST ONE DAY OF THE FIRST TIME TO THE WAY YOU KNOW IF WE HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WE WILL NOT THE WAY YOU ARE A NEW AND I WILL HAVE A NEW AND THE WAY YOU HAVE TO THE FIRST TIME I AM GOING ON A FEW MONTHS AND I WILL HAVE A NEW AND I WILL HAVE TO BE HE WAS THE WAY YOU ARE NOT SURE IF WE CAN DO NOT SURE IF WE CAN DO NOT THE FIRST TIME TO THE FIRST TIME TO THE BEST WAY OF THE BEST FOR THE BEST WAY YOU HAVE TO THE BEST IT ONLY GETS WORSE THAN THAT THE BEST WAY TO BE ABLE TO DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE THE BEST WAY OF MY MOM SAID HE SAID HE SAID HE WAS A NEW YEAR AND THEN WE HAVE ANY ATTACHMENTS ARE THE FIRST TIME I WILL NOT BE THE WAY YOU ARE THE FIRST THING THAT I AM LOOKING FOR YOUR TIME I AM GOING ON THE USED TO THE FIRST THING THAT I WILL HAVE ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I HE SAID HE SAID THAT I WILL BE A NEW AND I AM NOT SURE YOU ARE THE BEST WAY OF MY MOM AND I WILL HAVE TO THE BEST WAY TO THE FIRST THING THAT TELL YOU ALL ABPUT HOW ALL ABOUT HOW JUST SIT RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE WAS A GREAT WEEKEND AND THE FIRST THING IS KILL ME A FEW HOURS TO DO YOU HAVE A NEW AND I AM KILL MY RESUME FOR THE USED TO BE UP TO BE ABLE TO DO IT WOULD BE ABLE AT YOUR TIME TO BE A NEW YORK BEEN SENT VIA BLACKBERRY IS THE WAY TO DO IT WOULD LOVE YOU ARE NOT SO TELL ME IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE ASPECT OF YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE HOWEVER IN ORDER TO CHANGE THAT THING YOU HAVE TO LOSE SOMETHING THATS GOOD ABOUT YOU KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY ATTACHMENTS IS THE BEST TO THE THE BEST WAY TO BE IN THIS THE WAY TO DO YOU HAVE A NEW AND I WILL HAVE A NEW YORK GOT A FEW HOURS OF MY MOM AND I WILL BE IN THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT I WILL BE IN THIS IS THE BEST WAY OF MY RESUME AND THEN WE WE HAVE ANY USED TO THE FIRST TIME

>>36076764
>other religion
Probably Pagan or Buddhism or some shit

>vegan
Thats fine if not preachy

>bisexual
red flag

>drugs
red flag

>smokes
red flag

>>36077085
bit random that lad. i know fighting is a useless skill. if i was considering doing a fighting sport, it would be for a hobby and fitness, not to fight people.

night anyway

>>36077067
yeah thats my problem, nobody told me a weak petrol engine is harder to drive than a diesel, they should fucking shoot driving instructors who fail to inform you the car your learning in is way easier to control than the car you'll end up getting, feels like another learning curve

>>36076984
yeah i've only driven my car in darkness (like 7-9pm in winter but now its getting light at them hours), way better than daylight. I'm a nocturnal NEET anyway so yeah, was a shut in for most of it but I'm trying to salvage my life a bit

woodcutting lvls?

Best part of the day again lads. Get to be temporarily deceased for a bit. Night night lads.

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Got this through the mail lads, should I vote?

>>36077172
Think I ended up at like 82 woodcutting at my highest, I didn't really focusing on skilling in my youth desu was too inpatient, grinded to 92 strength on a pure though and 92-99 at pre-nerf pest control

>>36077247
really wish ukip didnt implode desu, it was nice to see them do well numbers wise in the last election even if they only won 1 seat, doubt they will be relevant again though

i have noticed that the same type of women seem to be really into but i obviously mess it up due to being socially retarded

they either didnt have dad or he was barely in there life. into reading, or artsy type stuff. liberal. feminist. willing to ask the fella out. insecure even though they are fairly attractive.

why do i attract women like this

>>36077247
UKIP are dead mate.

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>>36077247
Yin yang doggo

>>36077273
>>36077306
They were a one issue party and they forced the tories to solve that issue. It was inevitable the party woild implode after brexit because they don't have a purpose anymore. Hope the old ukip donors go ahead and create and actually right wing party. Its pretty sad reading this leaflet really because I still agree with a lot of their points

Did 90mg of codine. Feel like my stomach is burning.

Can't stop going on Lookism and lurking lads. Wat do?

>>36077350
2bh they should've been planning from the moment the referendum was announced to have a future strategy

they could've rebranded themselves as a libertarian-style party with a lot of the same policies

>>36077350
I'm trying to think of a good name for a right wing party that doesnt sound scary and racist to normies.

>>36077382
>Lookism
what is this?

>UKIPers pointed and laughed at the BNP imploding
>Same is now happening to them

I'll tell you, their activists were always absolute cunts to us as elections, only the green party were worse.

In terms of friendliest to most hostile, this is how other parties were to us

Conservative
Independants
Labour
Lib Dem
UKIP
Green

>>36077391
UKPP

UK People's Party, sounds a bit commie so it wont scare off normies

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> into reading, or artsy type stuff. liberal. feminist. willing to ask the fella out. insecure even though they are fairly attractive.

I'm the opposite even though i'm probaly more near the complete opposite of those things

>>36077391
having sex with men then crying rape on an Industrial scale?

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>>36077383
Don't think anyone expected brexit to win though thats the thing, they expected it to fail and keep pushing for less EU powers afterwards saying something like "well 48% of britain voted out!"

>>36077391
United Traditionalist party or UTI for short

>>36077391
Liberty Party

Presuming you mean Classical Liberalism, which is individualist and essentially libertarian, when you say right wing, as opposed to nationalism

>>36077437
Maybe they hated being lumped in with BNP? Reading Nige's book even he admits a lot of the party members were a mess.

going for a piss on an industrial scale

>>36077454
>Implying the British are a 'people'

Bit controversial in the current year +2, we based civic nationalist now.

>>36077494
>Maybe they hated being lumped in with BNP?

God knows, even the labour activists were generally civil to us, even if not friendly.

>>36075179
Little wins lad

enjoying this industrial scale meme but don't overdo it lads I want it to remain funny

>>36077518
Civic nationalism is the idea that as long as the immigrants behave they can stay and more can come as well(if they behave)

It is the exact same as leftism except instead of having a SJW tint it now has a nationalist tint.

Utterly pointless, it solves nothing.

>>36077533
lad, memes are only funny when they're used post-ironically

>>36077533
laughing at child rape on an industrial scale

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>>36077518
>>36077555
did somebody say CIVIC?

Would you rather shit in your bed and roll in it or shit in your hands and clap?

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dispensing morphine on an industrial scale

>>36077589
shit in my hands and clap

trying to think of funny industrial scale jokes on an industrial scale

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The chair's smell has given me a horrible headache, that or my lack of sleep has caught up with me again.

>>36075285
How do you feel about nighttime waifuposting?

Post 'em if you've got 'em

>>36077525
Sure it must have been frustrating. I find it quite easy to be friendly or at least respectful to people even if I dont agree with their views. I seem to be in a minority though. I once pissed off a room for of people when I said that to move forward we have to bring all the racist and angry young men in from the cold and try to engage with them and understand them.

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Generating power on an industrial scale

>>36077626
Can i smell your chair please

>>36077589
shit in my hands and clap, most of the poo will fall out when i spread my arms to clap

>>36077533
>mfw I was the one who forced this meme

Sky broadband doing planned maintenance in my region, just lost internet access and it may happen again later.

Reeeeee why can't they do this shit in the day when I'm sleeping.

>>36077644
best 1 of the bunch anon.well done

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

>>36077652
Found the Paki perv

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>>36077593
Dispensing crowbar on an industrial scale

>>36077648
If you've ever owned a cheap not quite leather wallet it smells like that, but the smell doesn't go away.
>tfw too tired to tell if you're being gay or not
If you are, stop it.

>>36077690
yeah i'm being gay sorry, aren't you a bender?

>>36077683
aren't all of them?

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Shipposting on an industrial scale

lads what should I watch? I'm sat here doing nothing cause I can't decide

wacky racers

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>>36077774
forgot the fucking image too, tragic

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Can I have dubs? Perhaps then I will find peace of mind.

Seeing which anon got 7s on an industrial scale

>>36077777

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>>36077793
Full Metal Jacket is pretty good.
I actually prefer the second half.

>>36077793
Watch complete

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>>36077555

CHECKED

UKIP on suicide watch (as if they weren't already)

>>36077836
I actually transferred most of it over to my external drive.

It has
American Physco (which I watched ages ago but keep re-watching)

A fistful of dyanmite

Shin Godzilla

don't tempt me, rewatching stuff is easier cause you dont have to pay attention

>>36077793
Paris, Texas or Mullholland Drive

Still laughing at that idiotic skint virgin getting 100% exposed as a liar when he claimed he was a med student with friends and a girlfriend.

Probably the worst I've ever seen anyone BTFO on /britfeel/

>>36077793
The Great Silence is a pretty decent western that isn't based in a fucking desert

>>36077886
i'm still HOWLING at the lad who thought TESCO TIGER LOAF was the BEST BREAD IN WORLD

>>36077886
I noticed. Unbelievably funny. Love it when liars get called out. Keep up the good work Andrew.

>>36077886
Still laughing at a fat white virgin pretending to be a nigger on the internet.

>>36077793
>>36077833
go with FMJ if you haven't seen it before, first half is amazing but i agree with this poster, 2nd half is better

>>36077812
That's an industrial sized arse

>>36077886
haha, yes my friend you showed him 100%, he was blown the fuck out to the most epic proportions

>>36077910
That was very funny too, what a pleb.
>>36077937
Aww, is someone a little butthurt that his lie wasn't believed? Poor darling.

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>>36077944
>>36077833
alright that has the most responds, I'll watch that

thanks for the replies lads x

>>36077910
its funny because we all know asda does the best tiger loaf.

>>36077957
>>36077937
I really question what kind of person LARPs as a nigger.

>>36077886
Can you add something like that into the next series of /Goodfellas/? Add a lot more black male/white female that will piss off the insecure white dicklets

>>36078000
I might yeah. I might make a character who goes on about Tesco tiger bread and then says "Alright lads, I'm off to my medical lecture now, since I'm a med student" then Augustine and Ronald see him going into the dole office and they are just howling at him shouting "Hey Tesco bread! Thought you were a medical student with a girlfriend!" and he just runs away, never to be seen again.

>>36078036
haha that will be a classic. Don't forget to add some Pakistrani gentlemen laughing at white racists about Rotherham that will get them angry on an industrial scale

>>36078036
>>36078099
haha how about a paki character who films a polish girl having a poo then we he gets caught then to blow himself up and pretends to be a woman

>>36078141
Make it a white character instead. All non-whites should be shown in the best light possible.

>>36078099
>>36078141
Could mix the two. Have a transsexual pakistani who mocks the victims of Rotherham rapes.

>>36078164
Nah we don't have to do that. We'll just have a white guy come up and he'll say something like "Wow you've given me a whole new perspective on Rotherham, those girls were asking for it on an industrial scale, can I hang around with you guys?" and then Kweku goes "Pfft, be quiet" and he just leaves, humbled.

>>36078224
>victims

That's the joke, there are no victims, the girls were white trash. They went willingly with older guys for drugs. The white racists are basically angry about their own degenerate culture without knowing it.

Pissy boxers lads

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>>36077626
>TFW thinking about the novel I'll never write
>TFW I have no "talents" other than writing, but I'm a bit shit
Life is suffering, lads.

/blog

Posting. Waifuposting, IMO is pretty damn comfy.

>>36078303
Cummy tracksuit bottoms, lad. I was standing in line at Iceland today and the checkout girl was giving me some funny looks

i think what brit feel needs is a slag to nosh off all lads

>>36078286
When I was at high school, loads of the 14 year old chav girls in my class were shagging older men. If it was a paki area they'd probably have been shagging pakis. I don't see the difference between them shagging whites and them shagging pakis.

Of course I'm not an angry racist virgin so I wouldn't.

These guys are basically just angry that the pakis are getting action and they aren't.

>>36078375
ill call your mum

>>36078381
>you will never be those older men
don't pretend you wouldn't lads

>>36078381
Exactly. White girls are filth

>>36078395
she charges too much for neetbux

>>36078375
I'd do it but i'm a male

>>36078395
give it half an hour mate till i'm done with her

>>36078415
Not all of them are obviously but a proportion definitely are. And they start young. I don't blame the pakis for having a crack at it.

>>36078330
writing seems be that one thing everyone thinks they can do, but most people actually can't

>>36078442
isnt it basically just girls in poor areas that are like this? i live in a shit hole and there are 13 year old girls here that shag older men. its fucked up.

>>36078442
White women prefer black and brown men these days and it makes the whiteys insecure and bitter.

TURN ON BBC LADS

ITS HAPPENNING!!!!!!

>>36078495
>Nothing happening

Poor show lad.

>>36078519
PPPPP-PRANKED BRO

>>36078519
think he means this lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39516396
well deserved i'd say

>>36078537
I had it on in the background anyway.

>>36078442
>I don't blame the pakis for having a crack at it.

You don't blame the Pakis for fucking 10/14 year old girls? I knew you were either a wrongen or a Paki yourself, you paedophile

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

Have a read of that before you start strawmanning.

>10 year olds abducted from care homes being burnt with an iron
>12 year olds being told their families will be shot if they dont sleep with 70 year old men one after the other

>>36078455
It's an illusion quickly dispelled when you actually start. I'd like to think that I'm reasonably good at the actual writing part of writing. When I get into the flow of it, I can just keep going and what I write is okay or good.

I suppose I'm lucky in that regard.

It's just that finding reasons to write, and actually structuring shit, getting into the flow is difficult as all hell. And with every Tom, Dick and, Harry trying their hand at writing the market's over saturated with trash that in truth is probably not much worse than what I'd write, so it's hard to convince myself to practice when my natural tendency toward defeatism is in full swing.

But yeah, mad props to people who can write for a living. It seems easy, but once you try, you realize writing outside of an English class can be tough.

>>36078579
You're outspoken on this, but totally silent about Ian Huntley's crimes....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

wonderful multiculturalism. how long will it be before your female family members are raped?

>>36078579
I think it's awful these pretty little white things are used and abused by these older brown men. You have any more details on this terrible crime?

>>36078585
what kinda stuff are you writing? i assume its fiction but what is the theme

>>36078636
Never, because my female family members aren't cheap slags who'll shag someone for a packet of crisps and a fag.

>>36078631
How does a white criminal justify Pakistanis raping British childen in Britain? You deranged paedophile. You Pakis are always deflecting, victim blaming or strawmanning. It's like they teach you this at mosque

Balls are itching again.

Applied to become a magistrate lads

>>36078636
>how long will it be before your female family members are raped?
God I can just imagine my younger family members squirming underneath a swarthy arab man. What a horrible thing.

>>36078649
This proves my point entirely. Do you think you're being funny? Because you just come across like a paedo