>wake up >look down >See this What do you do?

>>36074328
Mushroom for her pleasure

Put it down the wood. It is a mushroom

>>36074328
Call a doctor

>>36074328
think dat might be the ultimate dick

That's what you get for sleeping face-down OP

>>36074328
pick up that napkin you gross

speak to him and get a free star

>>36074328
Cry cuz its not BBC

>>36074328
having a dick like this is the final redpill, girls love it

>ywn have a hammerhead dick

>>36074328
that mushroom must make them cum every time

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>>36075941
i-is this true anon

Is this a condition? a circumcision gone wrong?

Can it feel better for a girl? It's like a sex toy.

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>Eat it
>Go from 5'2 to 6'5

>>36076775
wow you're so fucking retarded

The only thing sleeping face down will do is fuck up your teeth/nose if you lay on your jaw/nose

>>36076941
I sleep on my face and I look beautiful.

Start living life as a fun guy

>>36074328
Thank the gods for my new battering ram dick

That is actually my fetish, I could love to have a penis like this.

>>36074328
>*unsheathes tessaiga*

if i kept keeping my length beforehand (7.5in), then i will be fine with this newly found gift

>>36074328
Go outside and enjoy my new umbrella

I bet it makings the best noise when you pull out, like popping a cork...

>>36077327
>kept keeping
jesus i am retarded, *if i kept

be happier because it would still be a bigger dick than mine

>>36074328
Literally looks like a micro horsecock.

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>>36076841
subtle keks

>>36076941
I slept on my face for ages and I think it may have messed up how my erect penis curves because it goes forward before slightly curving down