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My dad is famous. How get pussy?

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Okay so just pretend for a moment that I am speaking the truth.

Let's say my dad is a very famous musician in my country. I'm not subhuman-looking. If I lost some weight I'd easily be a 7/10.
How do I get my free pussy?
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>>36073203
Ask your dad to hook you up
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Travel with him, fuck an STD-riddled groupie
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>>36073203
>How do I get my free pussy?

Honestly, just be yourself. Your dad will eventually notice what a sad loser you are, and in order to avoid a media spectacle about him being negligent of his children, he is going to hook you up with a qt 3.14, or even two of them
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Go to one of his shows, tell girls he's your dad. Have a threesome with her and your dad.
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>>36073203
Flash cash in front of cute chicks. Try to present an air of status, through high-end clothing and maybe a nice car.
Women pay close attention to all of that, so even if you're a bit of a fat fuck, the status symbols will override that.
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>>36073381
Thanks mr.frog dude.
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>>36073565
You're welcome anon.
Come tell us about it when you get laid.
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