how do you guys like my noose

>>36071958
looks like it's worth trying out

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>>36071958
>mfw i can't make a good looking noose

well i think i have to do it with my belt then

>>36072063
are you crazy, it's gonna be very painful this way

>>36071958
stop drinking soda plz dude

polaczek robaczek detected

>>36072365
it's carrot-apple-banana juice my man

>>36071958
I am jelly. Where did you find the rope?

>>36072545
On board the pirate ship.

>>36071958
Try a simple noose, towarzyszu. Hangman's is not meant for short suspension.
Unless you're going for the long drop, in which case knock yourself out.

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>>36072063
It's not that hard anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsLdeyAXI8

>>36072545
I bought it online, 20meter manilla rope

>>36072664
yes Im going for long drop I picked a tree already

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>>36071958
>how do you guys like my noose
around your neck.

cute wall paper you faggot

>>36072698
thanks lad, i wish we had a Scout program where i lived, they teach some value shits

Drop the Base... huh no k

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Dude fucking livestream this

>>36073000
Trips demand this

>>36072714
>I bought it online
Where exactly? Asking for a friend, obviously.

>>36071958
Kill a woman before you end yourself at least that way you'll be making the world a better place

>>36072783
wtf, is that Elliot at the background?

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>>36072783
Channeling Mr. Rodger.

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>>36071958
Hey, don't kill yourself anon. Just keep shitposting with us until the world ends.
Wouldn't that be more fun than just being dead?
We're on the brink of the entire world collapsing. You really want to miss that?

>>36072783
Shiet... Is that Roger Elliot?

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>>36071958
powodzenia zuchu

It's not done correctly. A very painful and long death awaits you.

DONT ORIGINALLY DO IT

>>36073585
on polish ebay
allegro.pl

Nice walls you fucking homo.

>>36074526
Jaka to grubosc?

>>36073998
>We're on the brink of the entire world collapsing
That's what every generation says. It will never happen

>>36074877
Anon, you can't see the build-up patterns that have occurred before each and every massive war.
It's happening again right now.
Nationalism vs Globalism is just an updated version of Fascism vs Communism.
Go to /pol/ and hang out for a while.
You'll start seeing the patterns, especially if you start digging through history.
The build-up to WW2 was especially similar to today.

>>36074783
16mm jak dobrze pamietam, najlepiej chyba ok 20-25mm ale w takiej grubosci byly za krotkie jak patrzylem

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Good luck anon
originality oreongo

>>36071958
Hey anon, have you ever watched this?
https://youtu.be/MCNHaLziBQw

>>36074993
Chyba pierdolisz glupoty bo to sie na metry kupuje z tego co widze...

If you're gonna do it, you don't lose anything by making a show out of it. Live stream it

Good luck. I hope you make it to Gensokyo.

are you from balticum? :3

dont do it friendo

>>36075068
to kupowalem
http://allegro.pl/lina-jutowa-mocna-sznur-powroz-linka-16mm-20mb-pl-i5893102341.html

>>36074958
Wrong. Decrease in crime and poverty is correlated with technological advancements (particularly in relation to a country's infrastructure).

The world is becoming a better place, and nothing short of a cataclysmic event is going to change that.

>>36075159
>ignores the middle-east
>ignores the Jews and their infighting, which will lead to the world war
The Jews and their power grabs were responsible for the first two world wars, and they're doing it again.

>>36075144
Wiem, ze sie pewnie nie powiesisz i tak na serio to jestes atencyjna kurwa, ale tak serio na na czym sie mozna powiesic? Trzeba jakis hak do sufitu przykrecic? Podobno da sie powiesic na klamce tylko trzeba rozlac olej na podloge.

>>36075299
no prosze cie, przeciez to by bardzo bolalo, musisz wspiac sie na drzewo, staniesz na poziomej galezi i przywiazesz do niej line i skaczesz tak zeby bylo ladnych kilka metrow lotu

>>36071958
It would look even better around your neck.

>>36075299
olej nie potzebny majac sile woli tysiaca slonc.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23_1376366963

>>36071958
im getting tired of your threads

>>36071958
You seem determined. So good luck to you, mate. I hope it won't be painful.
Maybe you want to call someone beforehand? Just to make sure you are ready.

>>36071958
It won't be your noose once EMT/a friend/family member that finds you removes it. It will be kept as evidence in a lab to help the coroner make the verdict on your cause of death some months later.

The irony is that, by staying alive, it stays your noose for much less longer.

>>36075245
You don't know anything about what's going on in the middle east, like most of the neckbeards on 4chan. I like how you retards just blanket a hundred different nations under "middle east" and complain about it as if they're all warzones.

>>36075299
>>36075144

Kup se czarnoprochowiec I odstrzel se pol mordy.

>>36075788
Nie OP, ale tez o tym myslalem. Tylko trzeba by kupic proch w czechach bo u nas bez pozwolenia nie kupisz. Poza tym jestem zbyt biedny zeby kupic bron za 1500 cebulionow.

>>36075714
I know that the Jews want Iran.
I know that the destabilization of the middle-east, and the muslim invasion of Europe, is meant to aid in their genocidal intentions for the Europeans, and drum up support for a fullscale war of the middle-east, which is, aside from Russia and China, the only regions they haven't yet gotten a firm hold of. And the coming war will also work toward greatly thinning European population numbers.
Causing the west to grow spiteful toward the middle-east, will finally enable them to take it, which they've tried and failed repeatedly to do (both gulf wars).

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d-dont do it anon

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Do it anon, I will join you before long.

Theirs no hope.

>>36076039

Wez kredyt, I tak nie bedziesz splacal.

>>36071958
Why do you want to kill yourself OP?
Assuming you aren't just boasting about your knot profficiency...
fellow Polack here

>>36076311
Heh, no w sumie... kurwa jaki ja glupi jestem, ze na to nie wpadlem. W sumie moja glupota jest jednym z powodow moich mysli samobojczych. Dzieki anonie przemysle to.

>polish
If your forename begins with a P I might know you and I'll miss you if you kys.

If not, I love you OP. Hope it is painless

Looks like a braided knotted length of attention seeking

>>36077766
Tripple dubz confirms the original truth

>>36071958
don't do it you have so much to live for. do you want to see my dick? ill show it to you if you don't kill yourself.

>>36072783
fuck i thought that guy on the left was me for a moment

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QUADS AND OP HANGS HIMSELF

>>36075159
>The world is becoming a better place, and nothing short of a cataclysmic event is going to change that.
Said the Romans 5 minutes before the Goths knocked on the door.
I wouldn't call the increasing thought policing that's going on in Europe "better" either. But that's a matter of taste.