Who would win this epic brawl?

>>36069783
The one with the weapon. Swords have a long range advantage.

>>36069850
This. plus katanas are folded hundreds of times, making it virtually impossible to break.

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>>36069783
Where is your fedora m8? Can't go into battle without elegance and protection.

>>36069783
my $ is on kingchad

A fedoralord could summon massive nerd rage and be unstoppable.

tough call. depends on how strong the katana user is cause since it's razor sharp he can kill him in a single slash since he's unarmed.

if he's like totally autistic then the big guy

>>36069927
>A fedoralord could summon massive nerd rage and be unstoppable.
this is what r9k actually believes

>>36069783
Take a wild swing with the razor sharp katana. You are bound to inflict bleeding upon your opponent.

Victory is guaranteed after that. Don't know why this is a question. No matter how big or burly there is no way to stop a sharp blade without clothing or equipment.

There are no matrix techniques to overcome it. You WILL get cut, just run.

>>36069932
>depends on how strong the katana
katana = glorious niponesse steel folded one million times brah

>>36069783
King Chad wins every time, he'd literally just grab the blade.

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>>36069944
>Take a wild swing with the razor sharp katana. You are bound to inflict bleeding upon your opponent.
>Victory is guaranteed after that.
kek

>>>36069939
>this is what r9k actually believes

the robot nerd would sperg out, slash kinghchad's forearm, and subsequently be choked to death

>>36069944
if it's like in a cage match where it's life or death only one survivor then the big guy can give up his arm to grapple and kill the katana user if he's really weak and autistic. it depends on how he uses his first strike.

As someone who's trained in the art of katana wielding, I can tell you that King Chad will win before he even approaches Fedoralord, as he will slice himself open if he doesn't know how to handle that beast of a weapon he has

>>36069783
The big guy

he will run from him.
call 911
police comes
/r9k/ got a new hero delivred.

>>36069850
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>>36069932
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>>36069962
>fedoralord swings his katana at Chad
>katana bounces off Chad's perfectly sculpted muscles
>fedoralord swings again
>King Chad catches the katana in his hand
>applies force, katana whose steel has been folded a gorillion times breaks
>fedoralord collapses bawling over his broken katana
>Stacy comes over and sucks King Chad's dick

>>36069984
Depends on how autistic we are talking. You have to be an absolute retard if you are unable to impale or slash the target.

When my brother enrolled in the military, his commander said the following: if you encounter someone who can use a knife, it's not about whether or not you will get cut. It's how many times.

It's really not that hard to imagine.

>>36070047
not, happening.
This>>36070045 is more likely to happen, since turbo chad doesnt waist time on a cunt waving a sword.

>>36070082
brah this is obviously a joke thread, quit being so serious

>>36070063
except the second kingchad got his hands on the nerd it would be over. even if he got slashed a few times.

>>36069783
Doesn't fedoralord have a canon win against Saitama or is that another version of him?

>>36069783
Since fedoralord is untrained with the weapon he could easily fuck up and get stomped, then again if he manages to get even one good slash in Chad is fucked

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Depends on the playing field.

If they're in an enclosed space, Chad gets destroyed. Otherwise he can outrun fedoralord until he passes out.

>>36070047
>applies force, katana whose steel has been folded a gorillion times breaks
Heh, that's where you're wrong. There is no sword tougher than the katana

>>36070095
i dont live up your excpectations. fuck off

>>36069783
>fedoralord clumsily swings sword and cuts king chad's chest
>king chad bleeds but is mostly unharmed
>fedoralord pussies out at the sight of blood and runs to the nearest bush to vomit for 6 minutes
>after he is done king chad picks him him raises him over his shoulders and carries him to the nearest trash can to throw him into
>after making quick work of fedoralord king chad go into his house and takes fedoralord's sister's virginity

>>36069783
It'd depend, really. Irl people don't die instantly because of a single stab wound so unless fedoralord got a cut to the jugular or a stab into the heart, chances are even if he manages to fatally wound king chad he'll still get his shit pushed in before king chad dies.

Only a blow to an artery or to the heart would be able to stop king chad in time and fedoralord is untrained, so my money is on king chad.

>>36070117
or get a nice rock and throw it at the fedoralord doing stone age damage.
chad wins

>>36069783
>both 0 fighting experiance
>1 has a fucking weapon

go figure

>>36070132
>i dont live up your excpectations.
what? Lighten up kid

I feel like average fedoralord would just soil himself if king chad charged at him.

>>36070117
you can kill somebody with a single slash of a katana. the chad will run faster than the fedoralord and one punch can knock out the fedoralord if it's from that 400 pound chad.

so he needs to kill or disable him one with slash or he's dead

>>36070132
Is that you Millhouse?

>>36070208
>ordering people on a chinese font sharing board

you dont get it yet ? maybe you are dense let me repeat it FUCK OFF

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>>36070235
y-yes, h-hi. wanna be friends ?

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>>36070215
Please fedora lord will water dance around the enraged brute, until he tires him out, slips behind him, slashes his tendon, and takes the galoot off his feet permanently.


Check mate.

>>36070286
>says that one can't order people on a mongolian basket weaving board
>orders someone to fuck off
lighten up was a suggestion. You can keep that stick up your ass if you want, you would enjoy 4chan more if you didn't take everything so seriously.

>>36069783
They both die. Fedoralord fatally wounds King Chad but Chad has enough time to get revenge before he bleeds out. It's like that saying about knife fights: loser dies on the street, winner dies in the hospital.

>>36070347
>slash his tendies
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know what that is?

>>36070401
you must have tendons confused w/ nuggies.

I like how offended people are over fedoralord winning against chad.

>>36070401
>>36070418
>A direct attack on a NEETS tendies.

Has this ever been performed? What are thr results?

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>>36070401
>slash his tendies
Kek

>>36070354
OH, Thanks !!
but i wont do it :)

Katana would just slice him open.

>>36070470
i am listining to a music that happens to matche this gif so perfectly.

>>36070047
Fedora,ord becomes cuck and starts to fap...

>>36070460
>What are thr results?
Reeeeeeee......general sperging, limbs flaing, followed by an asthma attack.

>>36070460
No, never. Results would be catastrophic for both sides

>>36070160
If you wound someone chances are that it will be easier to hit them again.

>>36069783
>Chad shouts at betakatanlord
>betachadlord drops his katana, and keep saying excuse me sir while avoiding eye contact.
>While chad keep shouting at his face
>Chad takes katana and tell the faglord to Fuck off or he will call the police
>edgelord submit and goes to his house
>later this night edgelord makes a thread how he wants to die in a real katanq fight and how modern warfae is for pussies.

>>36069868
>katanas are folded hundreds of times
Traditionally, the steel would be folded 16 times.

2^16 = 65536

>>36069783
were'e talking a real katana right>? Niponesse steel folded at lest 500k times. By definition. Not some memetana Aunt Fuckface picked up at the Kansai airport.

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Chad's going to win, but he'll still die before he gets to the hospital.

>>36070858
Nice if he can hit like this. but isnt katana best for STABBING WITH FORCE IN ONE POINT.

>>36069783
>king chad
>that hairline
i dont think so lad

>>36070858
Where is the skull? I thought the skin on your skull is really thin. Or is the skull open too?

>>36070904
No, katanas are for slashing against unarmored opponents