Weed

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>all of these except apparel
>get worried
>remember I'm a schizoid hermit

phew got me pretty anxious for a sec

>>36069063
degenerate, to be quite honest with your family

>>36069019
>be me
>smoke weed at least once daily
>maintain job
>can function like a sober person when high if I need to
>enjoy many things sober
>actually gained more friends since I started smoking, and the ones I had prior either all smoke anyways or just don't care

Go ahead and shitting on weed but remember that it isn't the plant that you hate it's the people that can't handle it

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>>36069019
>can't enjoy anything without being high

This is the only one that applied to me since I got my weed for free and have no friends.
I quit because I'm trying to lose weight and improve myself.

>>36069343
But anon weed can help promote weight loss if you smoke/ingest a little before working out

What if all of your mental diarrhoea applied to me BEFORE I started smoking you pillowfucking piece of human garbage?

>>36069375
source?
original letter

>middle school
>every "smokes weed"(probably hit some oregano once and that must make them a stoner XDD)
>everyone wears weed socks and some people have leagization shirts
>ask mom for a pair of socks with "palm trees" like the cool kids have
>get smacked
>never got to smoke weed untill I was an adult with connects to a legal state
>look back at those times and where those people are know
>gain 100x respect for my mom not letting me one of those shits

>>36069375
I tried that at first, but it seems pointless to smoke if you're trying to stick to a healthy lifestyle.

I'm doing fine on my own with diet and exercise.

>>36069019
>Doesn't smoke
>still spends as much time hating potheads as potheads do smoking

>>36069375
>can help promote weight loss
>potent appetite stimulator
do you have empirical evidence for this your bold claim?

>>36069443
Here's just one example, found lots more when I googled "weed and exercise".

http://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/exercise/get-high-train-harder-20141113

Keep in mind though that it is a little dependant on how the individual handles the high

>>36069019
weed is degenerate

at least smoking cigarettes doesnt make you retarded

Weed amps my anxiety up to 11 so I don't smoke it; but I support legalizing it because I don't think a plant that a random hick would grow on his front porch should be illegal for another person to eat it.

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>>36069683
>cigarettes are better than weed

>>36069607
Anon if you smoked regularly you would know the appetite stimulating effect goes away after a while. It has for me.

And yeah, when I get high before a jog or before kayaking it helps me focus.

And as for evidence just use Google, you don't have to work that hard.

>start smoking weed
>everything is great for a year or so
>manage to lose weight
>happier more well adjusted person
>getting compliments
>start drinking
>gain a bunch of weight back because of booze
>do way more drunk eating than I ever did smoking
>had so many negative experiences because of alcohol,none related to weed ever

I cucked myself with booze. stick to weed bros!

>>36069019
>spends all available income on weed
Since I started smoking I have never once paid. This is in part due to me smoking only once a week with friends
>wears weed apparel
If I wore something with a leaf on it my mother would flog me
>can't enjoy anything without being high
I don't enjoy much anyways. Playing Bulletstorm is pretty entertaining, and movies are my passion
>can't hold a retail job for longer than 3 months
I've had my job at the theater for about 7 months. I
>forgets how to speak
Objectively false
>drives people away
I'm a hermit anyway.

>>36069715
>the appetite stimulating effect goes away after a while
I used to smoke every day and every single time I smoked I felt like stuffing my mouth.
It also made me more energetic and felt like exercising so I didn't gain any weight. In fact I was in better shape back then, but it always made me hungry. Or more like feel like eating cause it wasn't really hunger.

>>36069725
Dude are you me?
I 180'd out of robotdom through weed, then came back right where I started when I started drinking.

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>>spends all available income on weed

>not being a dealer and smoking for free

>>wears weed apparel

>using impressionable high schoolers as an example

>>can't enjoy anything without being high

>tfw only smoke once a day before bed

>>can't hold a retail job for longer than 3 months

>implying i don't work full time and sell to my boss and coworkers

>>forgets how to speak

>implying weed doesnt make me more talkative

>>drives people away

>only judgmental faggots like OP

>>36069922
>has friends
>claims to be a hermit

Get a load of this guy

>>36070054
nice img anon, it's a great show

>>36069019
Is still a plant.
What is your game?

>>36069019
Yup, you've got this guy, then you've got normal weed smokers who do it for whatever the fuck reason and don't turn into spergs, and the last 1/3 of it is the people who think every marijuana they've ever smoked is laced with coke/meth/heroine/DMT/LCD/Gasoline and their heart is going to explode if they even get a wiff of the fumes, because "of this one time they tried it."

Weed? Ha. I switched to concentrates. The vape craze has made atomizers more accessible & inexpensive, and concentrates are completely incognito vaped at low temp.

Just plug and play.

Can I get a gf if I just mention that I'll give her weed on tinder? How do I get a qt stoner gf?

what's with the "spend all money on weed" argument that a lot of people say?

marijuana is cheap as fuck, as long as you're not some min wage cuck

Everyday after work I go to my local park and sit at top of the hill overlooking the bay and smoke a joint. I go at like 9pm so it's just me. It's very relaxing.

>>36072836
in illegal countries it's 10 bucks a gram(gemanfag here), that's pretty expensive for daily stoners

>have job
>In school
>Online shop
>Can still smoke weed like a chimney

>>36069428

Why are you so angry dude? Chill out.

>>36069715
Smoking for four years now, still get the munchies every time to such an extent that fruit and vegetables can't appeal to it.

>>36073010
>10 bucks a gram
>not making >$150 a day

weed cool and all but it will make you unmotivated and complacent. I was stagnant for a long time until I stop smoking weed. Now i'm motivated to do more profiling activities and don't have brain fog. Toke up all you want I'm not going to judge.

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>>36073088
think about it, a gram is over two hour of work at minimun wage(after taxes), that's a lot of time spent daily on J U S T A P L A N T

>>36069683
That's cause you can't go any lower on the stupid scale.

>>36073010
buy 3.5 grams its cheaper

Admittedly I would much rather be and/or associate myself with full on "420erryday" stoners than with alcoholics.

Stoners are annoying as hell, but alcys are scum.

>>36073971
this might be true, but id rather be friends with occasional drinkers than occasional smokers

>>36069063
Are you the guy that used to post shark tits on /b/ all the time?

>>36069019
I smoke weed every day and don't do any of these things. I actually don't spend any money on it at all, my friend is a high level dealer who just gives me a quarter ounce a month.

>>36073010

I live in a legal state and weed is $15 a gram here.

Eighths are close to $50 so not much cheaper.

Quarters are like $100 so, again, not much cheaper at all.

>>36075154
You have a nice friend
how is this original fuck you bot

>>36075199
Really? I live in California and weed is $25 gram/$70 7 grams around here. Don't ask me why $70 7 grams is a common price now. That's delivered though because my city doesn't allow stores you can walk into.

lmao

>be me
>smoke weed on the way to work
>do job perfectly
>employee of the month 8 months in a row
>smoke weed on the parking lot when I'm leaving
>get home
>smoke more
>enjoy my free time while high

My family was pretty upset when they found out I smoked, but when I started doing better than them while high out of my ass every single day they started to rethink their stance on drugs.

Moderation is key in everything, don't let the drugs are bad mmkay boogeyman get to you anons, smoke away!

>was a major stoner for like 1 1/2 years
>decided I was getting too old for it, needed a change in my life
>quit the weed cold turkey, quit my shitty job
>got a job that pays a lot more (had to piss test)
>am more miserable than ever, hate the job
>been hitting the bottle hard as fuck and popping benzos again because of stress
>want to get back to smoking but my dealer is long gone and I know nobody

Literally everything about my life was better when I smoked. I was healthier and happier, now I am a suicidal mess.

>>36069019
The last three strawmen easily apply to all robots here

>drives people away
Check.
>sperg out in public and private and sound like a retard
Double check.
>Drives people away
Every robot here is guilty of that

>>36075244

>I live in California and weed is $25 gram

Dude, seriously? I can't believe that. What a ripoff!

$70 for 7 grams is I guess okay.

I'm shocked at the huge price difference between one gram and 7 grams though.