What would/r9k/ do? Photoshops are bonus points.

>excuse me real quick I'll be out of your way in just a second

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Do you believe in God ladies,?

> uhh, um. Excuse me? Hello?

Give up and go to next class without my homework

>>36068287
Are you some sort of cuck, Anon? That's your locker, they're in your way, not the other way around

>>36068315
Same except I'd use those bullet holes, if you know what I mean

I always hated having a locker next to others. They'd always block it and I'd just stand there off to the side of it, trying to unlock it with them still in the way.

Anyway,
>walk away and wait for them to leave

>>36068217
Walk up behind two of them and put your hands on the small of their back (far enough away from the ass so that it's not sexual, but close enough to the ass that they feel aroused). Then lean in towards their ears and say
>"RRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!"

>>36068217
>Excuse me *goes open my locker*
it is what you call "conquering personal space".
Like if you dont get me read the below.

>i dont need to waste breath speaking to them
>i say "Excuse me" as a Warning
>and walk through them to my locker like thier pressence doesnt matter.
>they give space away without eye contact or anything or stoping from talking.
>i get my space as usual, and they continue thier talk.
people pay money to get this info in detail, so be gratefull and dont ask me questions.

>>36068547
you have a lack of self respect.

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>>36068217
this

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Hi, ladies. *flex* Who's up for a date?

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>>36068217
>U-Um, sorry, that's my locker, could I please...
>Uh...

Until they realize what I'm trying to say and move. Or just go somewhere else and wait until they're gone. Come to think of it, I never used my locker anyway.

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>>36068217
Daddy clebold don't fail me now

>>36069265
Is that really what he looks like now? Isn't he still in jail?

>>36069320
He was released in 2014, he does Tedx talks now

>>36069353
God damnit you almost made me look I'm such a retard

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>make this as a laugh this morning
>drag my fully adult ass into a University full of other adults
>be publicly shamed and rejected by my adult peers during shitty partnered exercise
>feel these feels for real