what should I do for my birthday guys

do drugs, it's good for you.

>>36066700
what drugs though?
original

>>36066713
Do shrooms my friend

I did nothing and jerked off for my birthday.

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>birthday is in 14 days
>tfw gonna be 27
>tfw just gonna finish a bottle of rum and play overwatch till I pass out

>>36066760
will that make me think about other things?

>>36066789
Oh man you have no idea what you're in for.

>>36066648
Go for a walk outside.

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>>36066782
ayyy, happy birthday, to you, me, and hitler, buddy!
im going to the worlds tallest tree to smoke some trees for my birthday.

>>36067066
will you walk with me
i want a friend

>>36066648
maybe quit pretending to be a girl

there's an idea

>>36067151
I'm probably too far away from you. But we can talk via discord if you want to.

>>36066648
You should kill the weeb in the mirror

Where should I take my wife for dinner for her birthday?

>>36066648
Do you have friends or family?

>>36067701
Somewhere fancy where you need a reservation, also if you know any robotw take them to a birthday dinner sometime

>>36067701
McDonald's. You can eat some fancy salad.

>>36067701
Somewhere with lots of black men

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>>36067167
>he unironically doesn't wanna be a girl

>>36067701
It depends on what she likes. Do you know any of her tastes, anon? Like nature, pizza, vegetables, so on?

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Wanna play some steam games or rabbit later?

>>36066648
You should stop watching anime you fucking dweeb

>>36068824
really?
can i really do that with you?

Do Durgs and fug a hooger

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>>36068856
Of course dude
My steam name is "gay anime"
I can't find the link right now since I'm phone posting. But if you post yours I'll add you when I get home. Or if you have a Skype I'll add you there.
Pic related it's my pfp on steam

>>36068919
ok
thanks!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198334576648/

>>36068554
>bleeding out of your vagina every month

Gross.

>>36068967
I'm not the other guy who said he'd add you, but I'll add you too if you guys want a party.

>>36069418
sure please add me if you want

>>36069446
I gotta get home first. But one I get home, I'll add you. 40 minutes till class ends. QQ

>>36066648
Rewatch Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku and take your own screenshots instead of reposting weird ones (fullscreening as evident by 1366x768 instead of using Alt+I in MPC-HC and using png).

>>36068554
>wanting to be retarded